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DELETE DELETE edition

My edition was better

Second for returning from hiatus.

fucking WOEFUL edition

>br*ts in my thread

Where is everyone? It seems that when I left, threads were booming. Now that I return, it all dies down again.

lads

Decay is a terrible thing.

I don't know about that. It seems that when I'm gone, things go much more swell around here.

Could be that I'm joining at the wrong time, but it's only 20 past 7, for fuck sake.

He said he wasn't going to but he admitted he's a he.

we're all wrecked from last night lad

because you're a dirty slav and this is a celt thread

What's Ireland's primary source of income and its largest exporting good? Just wondering

celts have never accomplished anything, they're the niggers of europe

Pipebombs my hue friend

>everyone else is welcome
>can't tolerate the one foreigner that lives in the country

This is getting old, and I've only been here for 20 minutes.

STOP

FUCKING

REPLYING

TO

THEM

>

We made a pretty good Stonehenge.

Wait, so they're the new your man? Man, how quickly do things change..
.

Spent the past two hours in the pub because I forgot my keys. Any excuse.

How's it going SwooceCaboose?

It's well. Who are you? I don't remember a German regular.

Pharmaceuticals on both fronts

WE

I usen't post under a German flag until a few months ago, so no shocks there.

A good for nothing arrangement of heavy rocks? Wow lad

absolutely bitter out, imagine having melanin in this weather

the best nords are half irish (icelandics)

Must be terrible, fierce nip in the air.

Is it already snowing in Ireland?

All the world's Brazilian intellectuals combined still can't figure out how we made it.

expecting snow I think, Winter hasn't started this cold since we were buried in it like 7 years ago

>snow
>Ireland

Unfortunately, you can only choose one.

How is it in Luxembourg? It seems to be snowing all over central Europe.

hope it will start snowing soon , its better than this 3 degrees constant rain shitweather

is this the real swooce?

can't remember the tripcode and 4plebs is down

Rain is what Ireland's good for. If we could export that, we would.

The real deal, amigo. Remember the !Yeb.

I live in the far south so now snow until next week at least but I think it started snowing in the Ardennes part today

swooce is alright which makes it all the sadder knowing he'll swing from a lamppost come the day of the rope

name one celtic invention

mushrooms n beef

What does touching snow feels like? =^/

cold

Like touching breasts, only nothing like it and better.

Whiskey.

Milk and salty coins.

Robert Boyle is the founder of modern chemistry you fucking retard

sometimes i wonder do i even want the north back

The induction coil.

bagpipes
like "it has been raining for 2 straight months and now it is still raining but i can shovel away the rain and it is cold and you dont get wet anymore"

Like you'd know in Haiti you 3rd worlder

pest free preferably

>you dont get wet anymore
But when it melts.

your retard

i'm now a third worlder and i'm adapted to the cold climate, that's why i have pale skin

true, but at least not for the time being

Mads Mikkelsen, Christoph Waltz or Michael Fassbender? Who is more impressive?

>light skinned nigga
isn't pale skin, stupid Haitian

Who still has a bowl of sweets leftover from Halloween? I've got a bowl of Kit-Kats and no one wants to fucking eat those. If they weren't so disgusting, I might've already finished the bowl.

Kit Kats are grand, what are you on about?

irsih ppl starve liek niggers
ded from famine lik nigers

fuuark

actor wise? waltz really kills it when getting into a character.

Beautywise mikkelsen in his prime, fassbender right now

+ fassbender still has a long life ahead

Christoph Waltz is my favourite, so I'd say he's more impressive, even though Michael can play a really intimidating villain.

it's a leap to actually being a nigger like yourself

You sort of hit the nail on the head there, completely agree. Waltz is the better actor, I think, but the others are great too.

Kit-Kats are nasty. The chocolate isn't even that good. Unless they're the white chocolate Kit-Kats, you won't even see me touching them.

get rid of your tag you stupid bastard

Make me, you fucking gobshite.

stop or i will cut myself

nice fingertips you ape

>waltz is the best

what pleb taste

Who do you think is best?

fassbender you pleb, he has the greater range

mikkelsen is so deadpan and waltz always plays the same character or is unconvincing in other roles

I'll bully you off /éire/ like before

It was me who bullied him off /eire/

How were Walt's characters in Inglorious Basterds, Django and Spectre similar?

swedes are white just like the irish :)

that's be me

Lads, America just meme'd a man into the Whitehouse.

If we want a United Ireland, then you know what you must do.

POST REPUBLICAN MEMES

waltz is a meme actor

Did Trump win or lose the popular vote?

It was neither of you. I left because I don't have the time for this shit anymore.

what are you on about? he was incredibly similar in tarantinos flicks and was unconvincing as a villian, especially the greatest bond villian of all time

need a film lads

Why don't you Google it?

He played charismatic and intelligent figures in both the Tarrantino films, but the characters were very different. And I don't know, I just find Fassbender to be unconvincing at times.

he was losing last I checked

t. west brit

They both had 48% I think, but Hillary won by a couple thousand.

He lost the popular vote, but only by like 50,000-200,000 votes, so that's not even something worth bragging about.

Even with all the emergency voting powers granted to illegals prior to the election, they still couldn't get her in.

its actually Christians that voted him in desu
nearly 60+% of prodestants and 50+% of Catholics voted Trump

Jews voted 75+% and atheists voted 60+% in favour of Hillary

except he played them with a similar eccentricity, just because they have different motives doesn't mean they're not similar

only thing fassbender has a problem with is an accent, waltz could never play a hoplite, sex addict, republican, macbeth etc.

Wee Willie John McFadden was a loyal Ulster Prod
Who thought that Ian Paisley was one step down from God

Thanks anons. An unfortunate fly in the ointment.

see any good normie meltdowns today lads?

I see where you're coming from. Waltz does need the eccentric foreigner aspect, but he does it tremendously well.

Shame we have to wait for tomorrow for the papers.

At a certain point it's a shame though, because here our smug cunts will get extra high off their own fumes by saying "wow, we enloightened Europeans know a lot better than Murica, we'd never vote someone with Trump's policies in because our people are trained to obey the media and top-down social pressure a lot better than those gun-wielding plebs".
Our elite might double down on their (((Swedishness))), and we'll get Bush years 2: MAGA Boogaloo.

>an unfortunate fly in the ointment
Wha-what?

I'm hoping to find some more Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook collages as the evening wears on.

What'll happen to anime pedos when the Nat Cons take power?

>tfw no 16 year old ultra Nationalist Republican gf from Ulaidh

Anime will fuel any Nat Con uprising, so everything should be peachy.