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twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/796257437175025664
mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article113364283.html
youtu.be/76PHzENMQ04
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Trump

Got a ton of upvotes on KnowYourMeme lads.

alaska, colorado, oregon, washington, DC, california, massachusetts, Nevada, Maine

legal weed in these states now

trump

*scratches back of head akwardly*

the custodian

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

bean

strawpoll.me/11613518

*wakes up*
*checks /r/all*

dear oh dear

just had a wank and my hand smells like aloe vera

how legal

heads down boys, he's here

...

*nervously looks around*

You have to leave now

sorry i can't hear you over that wall

post toot

kek i know it's the mail but the prospect it just too kekworthy to ignore

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3916422/I-want-Trump-s-ambassador-EU-Nigel-Farage-says-accept-job-Donald-wins-election-s-booked-flight.html

>Nigel Farage gloats over Donald Trump’s victory as he flies into America TODAY in a bid to be Donald's ambassador to the EU

kek could you IMAGINE are nige as the american representative to the european union? just his smug face as he says FUNNY ISN'T IT yet again

Business idea: go round ireland with the lads and pelt potatoes at the paddies

>ywn have a cheeky spliff with the boys while eskimo bashing in alaska

why live

Why was the new thread immediately before this one deleted but this one is fine?

Fuck you janny you fucking loser.

Made the mistake of suggesting to a group that we could all go for drinks. So now I'm sat in a pub on my own as I'm obliged to turn up since I suggested it.

I'll probably just be sitting on my own for half an hour then pack up and leave. Don't mind going to a pub on my own normally but right now it looks like I've been stood up. Which I have.

>just his smug face as he says FUNNY ISN'T IT yet again
mfw contemplating this scene

would absolutely love this

How do you think he reacted?

can't believe that poles are considered inferior in the UK

suicide

just flossed for the first time ever lads

FUCK ME why didn't I do this sooner

so grim to think that shit was between my teeth

fucking REEKED


thanks to whoever it was that suggested getting some of these

I can't wait, EU's worst nightmare

come 'ere, come 'ere nigel

twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/796257437175025664

>he actually fell for it

How can anyone deny that a Trump and Brexit Britain would make Britain Great again

He's died of AIDS by now. His wife's son is probably livid.

probably fucked a white male

*fixes fly*

Haha

Kill yourself

Got asked to go down the pub for some drinks by this absolute mong.

Me and the lads have decided to string him along and stand the tosser up.

>finally think they've got rid of him
>he comes back as a fucking ambassador

the ultimate act of banter

don't you have to be a US/EU citizen though

oh fuck lol this is a great question
this guy made me personally realise a lot about life and hating yourself
he is everything I never want to be

THE DREAM TEAM

bed soon

max cheekiness from the brexit brothers

A white male?

To be fair I hate myself just not for being white or male or anything

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

currently in the pub being drank by some billy no-mates hahaha

>EU citizen
he still is ;^)

is this old?

why did Nigel say "pleasure to meet you"? autistic mong

no, colbert fell in line for hillary from the start

Imagine what Moot is thinking right now. He basically allowed a man who literally no one wanted to become president become president. What do you think his colleagues at Google think of his involvement with Sup Forums and the alt right?

>Trump wants to ban this

the current shitstorm in my office haha

trying very hard not to be smug

Guinness actually

I am the janitor and I demand respect

parking bulawayo!!! bulaWAHEYo!!!!!!!! WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Will the last 3 states fucking hurry up? The fuck are they doing?

moot was Time Man of the Year

That's basically the US version of a Knighthood

He don't give a shit what people think

*wants to scratch balls but is in public so moves legs akwardly until it feels a bit less itchy*

unless you want to be a turbo billy no-mates I suggest you stay schtum

YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

buy it at a store legal

How are the commie slags taking the news?

what does he mean by 'fight'?

literally exactly what I mean desu
obviously I still hate myself but it'll never be for the fucking stupid reasons that the Huffington Post would like me to

why would the US want a negotiations ambassador to the EU who does literally nothing but shitpost

I thought losing the comedy central persona would make him have some impartiality. Don't even like republicans but the bias is infuriating.

Well done you sheeple

embrace it

Apologising profusely for FUCKING WHITE MALES

basically write passive aggressive opinion pieces for failing lefty newspapers until the next election

Unless you want to be a turbo beta I suggest you come out of the trump closet

Complain

not medicinal?

you could just light up on the street and cops cant do anything?

or fucking one

let more men have intercourse with his wife

I want to have sex with this woman. Also for her to be my gf.

strange that the first result for this quote on google is that he never said anything of the sort

mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article113364283.html
amazingly accurate, truly the next nate silver

he's bent

I WANT ALL THE FUCKING WHITE MALES TO LEAVE THIS THREAD NOOOOOOOW

*scrolls down thread*

hmmm there isn't very much slagposting in here is there

*reaches bottom of thread*

deary me

*sneezes in hand and snot came out but you're in public so you have to hide it while it dries in your hand*

whatever I don't care, just make up your own cuck joke in your head

I just want a gf

Genuinely starting to think love just doesn't happen for some people

youtu.be/76PHzENMQ04

nearly friday lads

such is the life of a wagie

>That's basically the US version of a Knighthood
lel

janny's been about
really annoying me too tbqhwy

>Silver's team at FiveThirtyEight projected that Hilary Clinton had a 71% chance of win

I also ponder this

>defined by Hatred

Are these people for real? We live in the most open tolerant society that ever existed, with stuff that was unimaginable even 100 years ago.

And this era is defined by hatred because you didn't get your own way? Go fuck yourself you whiny cunts.

ah go on then might as well

*keep schtum

yeah yeah I'm janny

That's why you carry a hankie

how dare white people vote as a cohesive racial unit for once!

want to kill myself

sorry mate delivery error, ain't got slags in but I've got qts if that'll do?