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willa

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

THIS IS THE NEW AMERICA UNDER DRUMPF

Imagine being a grown adult right?
And now imagine refusing to eat big boy food in front of your peers and embarrassing yourself

+1 for uncle sam

Goodnight lads
*kills self*

neurons are positively stimulated right now

Really brings people together this post.

if luke aaron moore can do it.

so can you.

Will the left ever recover, lads?

And why is my news feed full of bitterness? You'd think that Trump was elected as the leader of the UK, not a foreign nation across the Atlantic.

not one word

>no woman will EVER be interested in you

>taking a bite of your big boy food and throwing a tantrum when you don't like it, spilling your meal all down your bib in the process

heres an dinosaur

>decent looking
>tall
>somewhat charming
>get on well with everyone
>get shags quite easily
>can't maintain a relationship
>no friends

any amateur psychologists want to diagnose me?

We're breaking the conditioning

Trump is such a mong

setting an alarm for 1:30am to watch an e-sports match then going back to sleep after it

runt life nigga

does anyone actually put in their electricity meter readings

what the hell is there to be fussy about in a christmas dinner? its just meat, veg and gravy.

fussy eaters need a slap.

Literally me
Also used to think actors didn't really kissed each other because their real spouse would be pissed

I never denied being a runt

Fuck all of you, this is the last time I try to articulate my feelings

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tell me about your father and your relationship with him

Just had a poo after being constipated for 3 days haha

two toot posters are here

>>somewhat charming

you eat it at christmas

>get shags quite easily

How?

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

worst lie of my life was when I though WWE Smackdown/Raw was real and all the scenario/happenings in that were real too

might record a vocaroo yelling carmela could you please shut the door

Absolute radio silence from this George Soros, state and Labour Party funded organisation, not one single word...

>buy some festoon bulbs off ebay for my car
>white bulbs that look so much better than yellow
>supposed to look like pic related
>NOWHERE near as bright
>was gonna use them for my licence plate light as well but would get done because you wouldn't see it

Is it something to do with my car or did the chinks do me?

live in north
uni in south
radio in east
so shh hut yuh muh

Pretty much this.

If people are feeling hard done by the answer is not to beat them more and tell them to accept it and rope in loads of celebrities out of touch with the real world to tell them to accept it, instead it's to give them hope.

Trump offered some form of hope and didn't hate them for their concerns.

The fact that anybody is shocked he won baffles me, particularly after the EXACT same thing happened with brexit.

you are making me erect

PLEASE do this

Brexit, Donald Trump, and the coming Nationalist tsunami across Europe are a result of the total betrayal of the majority white populations in Western nations.

No longer will we stand for corrupt politicians selling our nations out to globalism to line their own pockets and massage their own egos. No longer will we stand for the them destroying our identity, no longer will we stand for the leftist lies, no longer will we stand for the poisoning of our culture, no longer will we stand for the mental abuse of our children at the hands of the mind grooming academic establishment, no longer will we allow a Lügenpresse (lying press) to decieve us into supporting the globalist race nation and culture destroying agenda.

DO not care

effort though

maybe tomorrow

remind me

ah yes you runts are very interested in the american

BUT

did you know

that 7 people died in a train crash in south london today

I got a phone call from Jammer
Cause Chip wants to know if it's beef or music
And Chip don't want no trouble
Chip definitely doesn't wanna see me when I lose it
Alright Jammer, come, let's do this
I grab Chip in a headlock and use him

t-thanks

Oh fudge sorry user I didn't mean to stir a sorrowful past
Not even this one is real youtube.com/watch?v=TuesauNtqTU

>Be Londoner
>Get TRAM'd

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37919658

how could a man with a uni degree be bussin up mic and chattin his greaze

did any british people die or were they just londoners?

quite easily

do any Dutch birds take your fancy?

got home from work and done a cheeky nap

starving I ain't had any dinner

Literally this
They are lucky Trump is who rose up
If it went on another 5 years we'd have gotten a literal hitler

what are some topics of conversation to talk about with a qt girl at work

never have anything interesting to say

>london
>"people"
err..?

I don't want women, I want girls PBUH

/brit/

got long girlish eyelashes

women have said they're great but they look bizarre on me because the rest of my face is quite angular and manly

why aren't you in bed mister?

rare kevin collection

ah yes...the so-called """incident""" in South London....a ghastly catastrophe mhmm, yes indeed very much so.

GOOD lad

i am in bed :o

your fedora game is really improving

>PBUH
you what mate

>Statistically non-whites dying
dont care

>train

"tram"

i know of several women who are interested in bringing me to justice

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>get done for speeding the other day
>waitintg to here back from them
>driving earlier
>see camera van on dual carriageway
>thankfully was within the speed limit
>couple hours later driving along
>doing slightly more than the speed limit (37 in 30)
>speed camera at the adjacent junction
>not parked up but driving

Please tell me these poxxy bastards can't do you whilst they're driving along.

I don't purposely speed but I just drift off and unless I check my speed every 5 seconds I end up doing more or less than the limit.

me too but I need to go poo :0

Sounds like you want to have sex with your mother.

>taking a photo of your screen

The election

gays need to pack their bags theyre next

seriously sick of wage slaving lads

then rollover and slosh one out on the side on of yer bed x

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Neuberger,_Baron_Neuberger_of_Abbotsbury

your diagnosis has...arrived....it says you...are a """runt"""....very good

this

They count on catching you going over for just a moment
Thats literally the money making scam

Dr Dre - The Chronic (1992)
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle (1993)

why, where are you going?

the bin

he's off to brighton

Alex jones

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can't find the poop slipper >:C

>finally cold enough to wear a jumper over dress shirt
>no longer have to iron anything but the collar

oh yes

holy fuck

Why do people give me shit looks when I tell them I placed a bet on Trump winning? Just because I bet on him winning doesn't mean I support him. I just correctly guessed he'd win. People are so fucking offended these days

thailand for a spot of noncing

WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL

Homosexuals should have "rights" they say.

End of Western Civilisation more like.

print lq black and white Memes and hand them to her

thanks :)

absolute fucking madman

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t. Freud

really don't appreciate being impersonated in my safe space

nothing to tell really? standard fare
meet girls all over the place, met the last gf on a training course for work. once I've reeled them in my patter is usually quite good over text
never reply to me again
OR YOU