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Smug balkan edition

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First for Bulgaria je Romania

/mitio/

So the most expensive cheese world wide comes from Balkan donkeys in Serbia. 1000 EUR per piece (the fucking cheese). Guys, let's gather some donkeys

This guy leaked the wu tang album he was supposed to release after 88 years in the (((contract)))

Romanians

TOOOOO MAKEDONIJA

Someone vegetarian here?

hello

DUCE DUCE

Do you like pizza?

...

Yes

putka

si

Libro e Moschetto Fascista Perfetto

Are you macedonian?

i dont know lol!

Not him but I am

Direct descendant of the Macedon dynasty

Mmmh

Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=Vus3vRmACNQ

official thread song

Lol

lol

xaxaxa god kek
i think our humor is ancient cause its very similar we both like to joke about albanians

slavorum.org/how-macedonian-teen-helped-donald-trump-to-win-president-elections/
hehe

He really wants to tweet this but can't

Our contribution will not go unnoticed

>in antiquity civilize savages and spread hellenic culture
>now help end migrant crisis and illegal migration to europe
>help make america great again

we are the best thing to happen to earth

thank i fel beter now !

good

I am a Greek (Real Macedonian malaka)

REAL MALAKA HOURS RIGHT NOW LADS
who else here overdosing on liberal tears?

balk is ded malaka

gamo voulgaroi

>gamo voulgaroi
this desu
but the correct phrase is gamo tous voulgarous

>Bulgarians are gone

Quick posts eyes

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What's the mood in gayreece now about the elections?

how is this banter even remotely related to Bulgaria?

Shkreli, my man.

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

Just woke up.

What was the best liberal butthurt that i miss ?

"""""""""""""""""""""""""greek"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" generals

my god, i only managed to sleep a few hours

been overdosing on librul tears all day long

He's probably an assimilated greek who's very "muh heritage" or something

balk is ded

so hes Aromanian then

ded from laughter @ libruls shitting and pissing themselves and crashing the canadian immigration website

>crashing the canadian immigration website

>implying
>Amy Schumer will stay in the US despite promise to leave if Trump wins election
>Miley Cyris accepts Trump as president
>current year man nowhere to be seen

ЮГOCЛABИЯ > бългapия

Just gib bak Macedonia and South Serbia and we are cool.

so you can ruin that too? no tnx

t.bh

when we cut kosovo it will really awkward borders

>got warned for posting a Korean waifu thread
>a bbc thread was up for 5 hours

why are jannies such cucks ?>

worst thread in weeks 2bh

>Korean waifu thread

There's your problem weebshit

Yeah, find your veggie friends and commit group suicide pls.

p.s. Stray dogs will eat your dead flesh afterwards because they are actually smarter than your average vegan.

twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/796377820091981824

>. Stray dogs will eat your dead flesh afterwards
really makes me think

Apparently makkes have a fetish for ruined things considering how many of you have Bulgarian passports.

>Paul Watson just started shitposting on twitter

Yes

Serbia has lost enough land, so no

As for Macedonia, you can get it but only if you promise to remove the edgy ancient Illyrians that claim half of the continent

This is why Donald J. Trump won

+ ORTHODOXY + does it again

gamo voulgaroi = fucking bulgars you faggot what are you talking about

Pay denbts you lazy cuck

>at university dorm
>I can literally hear the guy next doors pissing as if he was in my room
When will the suffering end, senpaicuckchi

>Greek uni dorm

So, how many mice and Turks (cockroaches) do you count every day?

I'm in Chios atm, it's pretty clean desu I haven't seen any mice or cockroaches but there's cats downstairs so maybe that's why. The internet is trash though I can only browse Sup Forums it's too slow

I love chios, seems like you're having a blast there

are you alone in the room?

meant to the guy who lives in dorm

Nope, I've got a picture of Velouchiotis with me. At all times

Why would an orthodox priest wear a catholic style collar?

That's not what an orthodox priest's attire look like at all.

>go to traditional german restaurant
>qt brown waitress comes to ask what language we are speaking
>bulgarian
>hey we are neighbors i am greek, my greatgrandmother lived in bulgaria

Here's my dorm room for those interested to see it

That's not me
Yes I'm alone, and currently using my pajamas as a mousepad lol

That's not me

is it 2 star hotel rooms ?

It's just a small room with a bed, a bathroom and a desk nothing special but I don't pay for it so I guess it's fair. I guess I could take a pic but this shit takes forever to upload

her greatgrandmother got gorrila'd

it is great,as long as you also got warm water 24/7

>waiting at bus stop
>some guy comes to me and asks me at what time does the bus pass in a heavy accent
>"in about 20 minutes, where are you from? Romania"
>"bulgaria"
>ayyy what up man I'm romanian we neighbors n shieeeet
>ayyy lmao u hav cigaret?

I don't, they only give us warm water after 6, but I can live with it

>no Todor Jivkov portrait
>no Georgi Dimitrov portrait
>no Dimitar Blagoev portrait
posers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Be08wYeeXfs

that sounds like they slip in a hose under the locked door of your cell

Holy shit it's actually true, but there was LITERALLY police jeep passing by him, why didnt he followed him instead of going to small streets and crashing into cars?

Yeah I didn't word that correctly, btw I have to walk like 3 km now to get food fuck brb I guess

UP - THE I R A

why did he stop instead of just going somewhere public ?

If Balkans were western Europe, Bulgaria would be Germany and Macedonia Austria

except austria is not half-muslim

So this is where Greek students live? Are you fucking kidding me? You are blessed with such shit m8s

Germany is tho

which leads Macedonia - Germany
Bulgaria - Austria aka badgermany full of gypsies

Both are desu

>ruin
Its in worse state than Bulgaria

It was ours up to Nish after the liberation of Bulgaria

I mean it's pretty, yeah but I used to live in Thessaloniki with my parents now I live all alone in Chios, shit's kinda hard senpai I got no friends here

Haha Makedonci v McDonald's toku shto. Edin cheeseburger so kompiri hahaha

Why so many Greeks from Thessaloniki have moved to Sofia? Even my dentist is from there.

wives and taxes