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I'll just jump the wall

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10 feet taller

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This IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS.

We are discussing international culture.

lmao, thanks USA

>the best course of action is to leave the whole fucking middle east alone
Right, because leaving Iraq to its own devices worked out so well for the people who didn't want AQI/ISIS in control of half the country

We should never have been in Iraq in the first place, but we left before they were ready to take charge again

you can go by water

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hmm lol

>your ring of wealth shines brightly

suck a cock, jagex

>implying

First time in 100 years?

Feels fucking good that everyone here on /cum/ is chipper while Reddit is buttdevastated

What good did Obama do for this country???????

1928 was the last time anyone had this much control over the legislature, presidency, and the SC

>tfw the trump effect will come to canada
>tfw kellie leitch will win

Registering Tory just to vote for her desu

news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-politics/trumps-message-of-throwing-out-the-elites-needs-to-be-delivered-in-canada-says-kellie-leitch/

How much are Santa hats worth these days? I have one in my bank

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I made dis

where would that train even lead to? the ocean?

as a poor fag he help me by putting me on my parents health insurance till the age of 26

biotech immigrating to canada user here

1. how retardedly easy will the english language test be?
2. should i look for a job in bc before applying for citizenship?
3. any other tips, leafs?

1928, not quite but close enough.

Fap man?

He's converting all of our coal plants to use shale gas

Is she another meme candidate?

Fuck that. Tired of the Tories tbch. Our change will come from the left.

>tfw had to drop out of a class
>not upset because only have to graduate in summer now (not a big deal)
>not giddy because less to do
>just disappointed in self

My own damn fault for goofing off and not staying focused.

kek saved

why is chile there?

321m

or you could give it to me =3

I hate these people very much

>A Lesbian is a close a we will get to a populist right-wing leader

She's the best so candidate so far IMO. The media has decided to shit on her so you know she's doing something right.

No idea, guy who made the OG added them. Easily changeable to w/e flag you want

i dropped out of a few classes and gradued 6 months late

you'll be fine, m8. The average person graduates 1-2 years late.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Antietam
>The Battle of Antietam /ænˈtiːtəm/, also known as the Battle of Sharpsburg, particularly in the South, was fought on September 17, 1862, near Sharpsburg, Maryland and Antietam Creek as part of the Maryland Campaign. It was the first Field army-level engagement in the Eastern Theater of the American Civil War to take place on Union soil. It is the bloodiest single-day battle in American history, with a combined tally of 22,717 dead, wounded, or missing.
>never been so divided
>popular vote tally difference only 4x casualties of bloodiest single day in american history
no, really, what did (You) mean by this

i could climb that

>racist meme meant to signify that someone is Jewish.
What

>Our change will come from the left.

kys the Nothing-Done-Party is worse than Trudeau.

these last 4 months made me hate everything that has to do with politics. I hate people "leaving for canada" as much a trump dick riders.

You know you could just go around it
Like the germans did

She's winning

If by that you mean Quebec fucking off then ok

through>under>around>over

A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BAN ON MUSLIMS ENTERING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3916422/I-want-Trump-s-ambassador-EU-Nigel-Farage-says-accept-job-Donald-wins-election-s-booked-flight.html

meme generation

Is this about the (((Jew quotations)))?

>She's winning
I meant her policies, Trump was a meme candidate

>dow going up
>USD still climbing

oh dear, so much for all that "brexit 2.0" scaremongering from the left

This post shows you have no idea how immigration works

You can't apply for citizenship until you live in Canada as a permanent resident (a type of visa) for 5 years. The toughest part is getting that visa as it is very competitive.

You should just kill yourself, 2bh

OUR VALUES

/OURGIRL/

Please help us meme this >woman into office.

>dow going up
>USD climbing
Wasn't the Dow down 900 points 3 seconds ago?

>mfw half my dendrology class didn't show up

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>female monarch
>female governor general
>female pm

no thanks

I wish, Canada is too cowed by the MSM to do that.

no

in fact it's closing at a record high after today

it did drop last night though but recovered and then some

>calculus class was cancelled
>half my bio class didn't show up and the professor just bitched about the election for 50 minutes

y-you're not sexist, a-are you, user?

>it did drop last night though but recovered and then some
What did (((they))) mean by this?

yeah

What are girls best at?

I'm kind of excited to see what my Macroeconomics teacher has to say.
I like when does his news, government, and business chats with the class.

being cocksleavs

My public speaking teacher is a Clinton supporter

I had a shit eating grin as he entered the classroom today

''Trump won because America is a racist country'' he told the entire class

Top lmao

Only US citizens can buy legal US weed?

Let me guess, he's an extreme libertarian

>professor says that Trump supporters are all sexist, racist, homophobic white males
>i'm a gay CHI who voted for Trump
Is it not supposed to work like this?

Mine was weird. Everyone was 100% sure he was a Trump supporter but he went on talking about how he's strained under how Clinton lost.

Sup

They're either that or closet socialists.

kek my macroecon professor was a hardcore libertarian

he really went on a rent about why taxation is theft

sounds like you're doin it right, gaybro

Mine unironically supported A leppo

You tell me

>I’m the only candidate who will ensure that every visitor, immigrant, and refugee will be screened for Canadian values

Toronto of all places electes Rob fucking Ford. Anything could happen.

>An Ipsos poll released on Monday, found that a majority of Canadians would consider voting for a candidate with Trump-like policies that focused on on stricter immigration controls, reviewing trade agreements like NAFTA, and shifting spending on international development to domestic priorities.

globalnews.ca/news/3051240/canadians-would-consider-voting-for-donald-trump-like-candidate-poll/

Idk honestly. I mean, an American can buy alcohol in Europe under the age of 21; when you're in a country you're under their law, I see no reason why foreigners couldn't.

Wasn't that the whole reason people made trips to Amsterdam before weedlmao got so big here?

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

This was basically America last night.

I agree with that in terms of income tax, but there's no way that a government like ours could subside on voluntary taxes alone and maintain it's presence worldwide, even if it downsized.

Why do you think the media went full "Trump could never happen in Canada!" they know the same kind of policies would be popular here too.

>>I’m the only candidate who will ensure that every visitor, immigrant, and refugee will be screened for [my country's] values
Honestly don't see anything wrong with this tho

Thanks familia

You still have to have a ""prescription"" for medicinal pot though, so Euros can probably only buy it in recreational use states

I truly believe Trump loves America, I don't get that feeling with Obama or Clinton

>Honestly don't see anything wrong with this tho

SCREENING IS FOR LITERALLY NAZIS!

Unpopular opinion here. But I am starting to get board of serious discussions. What are we drinking and playing tonight?

>recreational use states
well, yeah. I figured that was assumed. Chances are they all will be in the next 20 years or so anyway. Or at least, all the ones worth visiting.

fug guys i think my neighbors are fighting and the lady is crying. Fucking white trash man :(

>He's converting all of our coal plants to use shale gas

But he literally isn't and hasn't.

>"I would like to congratulate Mr. Donald Trump. Long live," Duterte said in a speech to the Filipino community during a visit to Malaysia.
>"We are both making curses. Even with trivial matters we curse. I was supposed to stop because Trump is there. I don't want to quarrel anymore, because Trump has won."

reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-reaction-philippines-idUSKBN13412N

>I don't get that feeling with Obama or Clinton
they are definitely more concerned with their legacy and/or dynasty, and once you get past the emotional appeals, it's pretty easy to see.
>I truly believe Trump loves America
however, he's also a sociopath to at least some extent, and you should be careful of this

exactly. ontario is full of middle age working class white people who hate shit made in china and immigrants (they just say they hate toronto) and never vote. a lot of people here like trump. my entire family and their social circle is like that.

>board of serious discussions

Might either pour myself a glass of Bulleit or pop a can of Yeungling soon.

Dunno what I feel like playing, video games have begun to bore me a lot. Debating buying GTA V for PC even though I had a copy I beat on Xbox, just cause it's fun to dick around in and I lost the Xbox copy

Both of the coal plants near me are converting to natural gas because the feds told them to, I assumed that that was happening elsewhere

Could you take a picture of whatever the hell is going on?

>woman
>not only that, but a woman who is clearly anti-feminine
'no'

Have you literally not learned a single fucking thing from this election.

Also, the Tories are about as establishment as you can possibly get. We need someone who is completely unrelated to the Tories (just like how Trump was almost completely unrelated to the Republicans).

Nethack

after you get pics, call the popo for domestic disturbance for giggles

I'd rather be a Nazi than see the Democrats turn America into a large scale Detroit because people are too afraid to say that most Mexicans are leftist cunts who can fuck off

>Putin restoring relations
>Duterte restoring relations
>leftist asspain at apocalyptic levels
This election is a fucking gold mine

This shit ain't right cuh

>Jimmy Carter in 1980 is the only first term incumbent party candidate in the past 120 years to lose and it took a devastating combination of recession, inflation, and public frustration over the seemingly endless Iran hostage crisis to bring him down.

Trump 2020 chances are above 70% unless he JUSTs the nation.

how is your day/night going, /cum/?