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memiest day of the year edition

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>that pic
UNF

found a brexit squidged into the carpet

Social Civil War NOW

REDHATS TAKES TO THE STREETS

kpop am i right

does cara #StandWithHer

karen

How tolerable of you

screaming

spoiler those hogs

The 'new money' look of the yank's first family makes me uneasy.

The only thing left for our dead empire is to finally take the next step and break apart fully. I will be voting yes for Scottish Independence, to ensure that this "United" "Kingdom" or is it "Great" "Britain" or perhaps the "British" "Empire".

Good morning

How was your day lads?

I literally did nothing but watch films and play battlefield. Can't take this neet life anymore.

T minus 18 days until I start college. I hope I make some new friends

would heem karen

Going to do a Subway sandwich

What should I get? I don't eat enough here to know what is good

sexiest princess to be fair

>4 years of prez trump memes and libtard butthurt

absolutely buzzing

Why are they so scared?

Cannot fathom being literally terrified about an election result

Had a dream last night that I broke into 10 downing street, smashed the glass and then pressed the big red article 50 button

obama won't like this at all...
youtube.com/watch?v=S-5RbOlzARg

in public yes, doubt she really gives a shit

the u.s. hates old money you cunt

you wouldn't get close m8

kinda feel sorry for the old bag

being president was her dream after all

she just went about it in all the worst ways

*Looks at the clock*
Hmmm...

They're not, it's attention seeking and victimhood competition.

i've been to a lecture, watching some anime episodes, and had a wank

>Americans actually elected a shitposting racist with no previous political experience

genuinely a reality tv show

was feeling a bit light headed so had a cheddar and worcester sauce runtwich lads

feel a bit better already

Superior Karen

quietly hoping for the world to go to shit so i can say i was right

Didn't ask for your opinion. I don't even know what you think I was saying.

Wheres Baron?

Where the fuck is his youngest son?

don't such a soppy cunt mate

if you want something to happen, make it happen. look at farage....

What I love about this series is how the author turns all of the girls worse by cutting their hair, just brilliant.

podesta stole him

you're right, sorry, that was unwarranted

So when you see the mushroom clouds in the distance your first course of action will be to find someone to tell them how right you were?

Nothing new, they elected Reagan in the past. And he actually turned out a good president.

dude we're all fucking DEAD everyone i know is fucking DEAD Trump will fucking MURDER all the women and minorities he fucking SAID he would im literally CRYING

It was good banter tb h

would shag any of those females desu

(not the little girl though because im not a nonce)

Trump brought down both major parties what a nutter

i'll die with a smile on my face if it means im better than those bloody racists

>mate
>has car
>no insurance and only provisional licence
>has been driving around for years
>last week
>knobhead is talking on his phone whilst driving
>police pull him over to fine him
>do a check on car
>find out he has no licence and no insurance
>search his car
>find ounce of weed that he had JUST bought
>purely for personal use (and couple mates)
>nick him for possession with intent to sell on top of anything else
>all this because he was talking on the phone whilst driving

too late cats out the bag.

get him, rozzers

You don't need to tell them
It will be the very last thing that goes through their minds before their shadows are burnt into their surroundings

Rasheed

> implying short hair kanbaru isn't cute

Reagan was a successful governor of California

granted he had a similarly unusual path into politics though

GOP has all branches of government. how are they down?

How is he racist?

>Charles strategically placed as far away as possible from his step son
Howling

police always targeting the brothas

you know why

got an empty and foreboding feeling in my chest right now lads

what can I do to get rid of it other than drinking?

bollocks

>provisional licence
>has been driving around for years

the test is like what, £100? what a pikey

Honestly thought Trump hadn't a chance, the mainstream media never reported on this silent majority and just said "let's face it, Clinton will win, here's how her first 100 days will be" that was literally the title of an article I saw yesterday, all the other elections they report on how close it is but it's like the mainstream just knocked trump out completely very strange as it had the complete opposite to their desired effect

SHE CAN FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE

there wasn't really a "silent majority" for trump though. he actually got less voter turnout than Romney got in 2012. it was the bernie supporters who won this election for trump. democrat turnout was terrible

yanis varoufakis's wife mentioned

Ah yes, let's twist the polls in our favour and make it seem like an easy win, that will definitely mobilise voters!

right wing death squad just knocked on my black american cousins door
really shit setup there, have to go through so many hoops (cousin, american, black) to give a veneer of authenticity that theres just no point
not finishing this post

we president now

I'm so happy

Oor Donuld :_;7

when i was younger i had no sense

So I'm looking for a product or medicine that I could easily get that could help me focus and one that could help me stay awake for around a week, currently thinking berrocas and 6 hour energy things - is there a better way??

It's very divided, a lot of old-school republicans still don't like trump

>we
>oor
fuck off illiterate yankstain

if i could ask trump one thing

i would ask him where's his trousers

Trump victory was supposed to give me purpose but I still feel like a sack of shit

consult this image before voicing your opinion :)

...

has the pound risen after the vote?

trump's mum was scottish

npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days

this all sounds pretty fuckin primo

chop up and insufflate 3 medium bananas for a boosting shot of potassium straight to the bloodstream

Wish our police were more firm. Just beat the shit out of the chavs and pakis instead of prancing about with 40 coppers for one lad with a butter knife.

Reagan wasn't racist though, he advocated amnesty for illegals. Also he had strong christian values. He promoted strong values, was a good christian and served some time in the military (saw no combat however). He's not a shitposter at all, I disagree with his policies but he was a man of principle. Trump is just Berlusconi 2.0

just cleared out my willy of gooey substances

>far left voters would rather have a billionaire republican than hillary

democrats deserve their loss, what a mess

Amphetamine

very funny post
bet im the only one wot gets it :-)

couldn't say mate i haven't checked the markets

what you been up to anyway

>The youngest Trump son likes decorating his living area with helicopters and airplanes, but he doesn’t like airplanes or cars on his covers. He prefers them “clean and white.”
>Barron likes to play alone for hours. He has a lot of playdates with other kids, but enjoys playing solo with Magna Tiles and Legos. He’s detailed in his artwork and likes to build tall structures.
>Barron loves math and science. Melania shared that she helps her son with his homework — with his favorite topics being math and science.

Reckon Trumps lad might have the tism tb h

>repeal obamacare
unless he's replacing it with proper universal healthcare this dumb

as shit as obamacare is its better than what they had before

apparently at least 25% of bernie supporters voted for trump, kek

proper fucking mong and he deserves it

the rule of thumb is only to commit one crime ay once

weird how the right wing parties in eastern europe are pro european

love a good foreskin deep clean

Oh yeah I wasn't really comparing their values. Just pointing out that in America an actor found a way to becoming the most powerful man on the planet, not too surprised though considering he was a masterful public speaker.

Ended up getting pizza because nobody answered me

He's a 10 year old kid in front of hundreds of people at 2am

Makes me wonder if he'll be posting here with us one day.

could absolutely heem every single hillary supporter i encounter at work tonight

Reckon Trump has autism