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tfw too smart to be president edition

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imagine being called newt

What's the point?

Seriously, I want to know.

...

Is pakipoo dead yet?

I was but I got better

Post convo

err, it's probably short of newton lad

don't think I'd mind being named after one of the smartest people in history

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Who /HorstWessel/ here?

yeah, nah

tell me about the hallucinations

why do they wear the mask

christ what a newton

reasking from the old thread

So thinking of getting my first tattoo (a funny one) on the inside of my forearm it will read
"
vzcylvat ebg pnag or oehgrsbeprq
zgyzhs rhmg z hvxfiv xrksvi
"
it translates into
"
implying rot cant be bruteforced
atbash isnt a secure cipher
"
obviously each is done in the correct encryption algorithm

is this a good tattoo idea?

my replies to previous posters

The point is to go from a to b

>President Fart

oh my shart

should I order my pizza and risk the delivery showing up while I'm in the shower or do I shower and then order

decisions decisions

personally I'd never get a tattoo, so no, I would not recommend it

actually gagging for a potato waffle now after someone mentioned them

The point is to find something that you enjoy, makes you happy and keeps you occupied until you eventually die.

FOANT

youtube.com/watch?v=s0gkCOQSyRg

getting some 'apple 'za brah?

asked her if she's drinking to cope with a trump-related loss of faith in humanity

she replied saying fuck that and that she can't believe it, and then asked why I can't drink. going to tell her my sob story about brain injuries and I'll add a joke about it not affecting my performance

need a tumblr gf

not sure yet but I'm open to suggestions

He was also an autist so it'd fit you well

>Ed Klein: "She was crying inconsolably, she couldn't stop crying. Her friend said "it was even hard to understand what she was saying she was crying so hard, this is HILLARY we're talking about."

*dodges all your punches*

>sob story about brain injuries
do tell

I doubt the pizza boy is going too care much if you stink, he probably wouldn't even notice.

Love chokers on a girl tbqh

me mentioning them mentioned

whistling the sanctuary theme from a link to the past lads

bacon, 'apple and 'tella

if i could join some like bilderberg satanic pedophile cult that john podesta is in i would 2bh

would be fun to bump shoulders with the people who rule the world and do some freaky shit with them haha

Hmm curious

>going to tell her my sob story about brain injuries and I'll add a joke about it not affecting my performance
I'm sure you're rolling in pussy

...

*kicks you*

If she's got tattoos sling her in the bin.

>privileged

what does she mean by this

>allergic to semen

President Pump

I'm going to roll it out in like one line mate

had a stroke when I was younger, made a full recovery

youtube.com/watch?v=iJPX8zyUmxQ

Some choon lads, post em if you got em

>'tella
Why?

>Klein has also come under fire for his use of anonymous quotes, purported to be from the subjects of his books, which he claims he received from anonymous insiders. The credibility of such quotes has been questioned by writers such as Joe Conason,[15] Salon's Simon Malloy [16] and conservative commentators Rush Limbaugh[17] and Peggy Noonan.[18]
He also wrote a book about Hillary in 2005 in which he just flat-out made shit up

He's Sup Forums: the person

I live in an apartment building so I'd risk running into someone in the lobby/elevator/hallway

so glad I survived my edgy teen years without having some pretentious shite scarred on me 2bh

wouldnt mind being a jew, they're obviously doing some things right

need a velma gf

how'd you manage that

*becomes the mayor*

>daphnes legs
Fuck ARGH

omg i'm so done. s m h @ these freaking white boys.....

Good lad

What a pathetic scooby

they are wearing suits while being white

may as well be vivisecting a room full of zambian orphans

I want to buy this

underrated

Reddit isn't happy about all the normies coming to Sup Forums

gum

Nobody in that picture is laughing

not sure mate, the doctors put my chances of just surviving at like 10% never minds a full recovery

also almost died from a brain infection a few of years after that, yet again made a full recovery

I should definitely be a vegetable by now

So, Trump's really just gonna do what every other GOP candidate was gonna do?

More military spending, hardline approach to crime and illegal immigration and undo anything the Democrats did?

I"m so tired of the work that goes into dating

got stung by a pretty big ant today, like one of those soldier-type of ants, the ones that are obviously on steroids.

the bite itself felt like a burning sting, then after i flicked the ant off i felt it shooting an unpleasant but bearable pain into the skin up and down my arm

motherfucker was trying to venomize me...

link to thread

*getting ready to leave the house*
*checks my wallet*
*checks my phone*
*checks my keys*
*checks my privilege*

oh no i can't find my privilege lol

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you forgot to check your rolling machine

going to strangle a yank with my spermatic cord

>venomize
do i need to say it?

bellend smells of chipsticks

what the fuck brah, you think be put ''s in front'a everything we right dude? if you said that to my face and not online i'd end you, hombre

if you even get within 5 metres of me i will grab you by the fucking neck like the little runt you are and beat the living shit out of you

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protesters outside Trump tower

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Is Belfast as comfy irl as it is in The Fall?

say what? i'll fucking end you brah

finally pulled my foreskin back for the first time in 10 years and was met with a potent stench of razzles

i'm sorry i don't understand this gimmick can you please explain

t. dumb yank

2bh lads

"H-heh we'll show them. I know what'll REALLY get under their skin heh! We'll have a protest xD!"

i love bluepilled people, they do the strangest things

Mobility scooter

you'll feel right at home when you get shot mate

Reminder that this is type of specimen who will have your oneitis

oh

Love my mobility scooter lads

the new gf whacked on some Japanese fetish porn last night and watched it with me

later on she decided to cover my mouth and wank me off whilst licking my ear

think I've bagged myself a nutcase lads

>47/50 states declared

I dont CARE about the result but I need to the know the numbers fuck everything how are they so bad at counting I've been awake for 42 hours now

got loads of memories but have no idea what they're from

think I had a past life 2bh

WTF I love Ireland now

need a scots lass to yell at me for not doing the list of chores she'd drawn up

a certified runt

go to fucking sleep mate

what was your favorite catchphrase from this election?
literally me

no
cute that you saved this
might roll one now

>empty bus
>chink bastard comes and sits right infront of me

Tired of these ching chong cunts

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