/balt/ + /ausnz/

where my balt bois @

lads

sshhhhh it's all right

Russia invaded them overnight

they're ded

Looks like it's just you and me boy

what u up 2 bb?

Ready to be annexed, Baltic bitches? Hehe, glory to trump, fuck NATO, I'll raid Wilno on my personal tank and rape Arturai finally ^^

EYO HOL UP
>wakes up
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>takes a shower
HOL UP
>eats and is drinking tea

How can a guy with no skills score a job in Eastern Europe? Is there any laboring jobs available for foreigners?

*builds tank ditch around the baltics*

go to poland and build ships in dry docks for the eu

just woke up- not going to work today thank God

You'd think being a librarian is fun, but I actually kind of hate it.
The scenery there is nice though

...

I guess it's a busy library then?

seems like a comfy job

Tick tock,wagie

You can work as a strip dancer if you're qt, fit and black*fucks his kangaroo*

gaybo

I'm studying Health Science currently, either to branch off as a Nurse, Occupational Therapist etc. People say you can get a job anywhere being a nurse, but I'm not sure if it's bullshit.

maybe

I thought job prospects for graduate nurses weren't great recently

no clue about being an OT though

>I guess it's a busy library then?
Not particularly, it's my home town's library. But when you're not giving out books, you have to digitalize old documents and stuff, so you're never without work.
Idk, maybe I just have a really low stress tolerance.

I recommended getting a cat or two to make the library more fun, but the head librarian vetoed my idea, saying we're already cliché enough, we don't need half a dozen cats and the smell of cat urine penetrating the air to reinforce them even more.

Basically, no fun allowed.

Daily reminder that in the evening will be Estonian powerhour. :)

Well, doctors don't get paid well in Russia unless they're very professional. You'll have to learn Russian anyway. Russians are very intolerant to trannies btw

>all the Estonians being butthurt because pro-Russian trump won
Can't wait for that show

That's not a problem, I know some very basic Russian and I'm not mentally ill

Estonia respects the 2% military budget. Trump won't have problem with them

you should get a doggo and just walk it when it needs to shit

your head librarian sounds like a fuckwit

Are you Troy?

fuck meant for

Chad

I want to live in the English speaking country to improve my English so much ;-;
Why don't Anglos give visas to Russians? So sad .-.

>Trump is going to look the other way while Putin eats The Baltics

Are you going to be alright Baltbros? You could have Immigrated here but unfortunately we're currently at capacity.

Didn't find you on skype btw

oogway is by far the best character in kung fu panda, period

I already have a doggo at home, a dachshund/terrier mix. He even has a twin brother which was given to our neighbor. There's a small hole in the fence they can get through, so they're inseparable. I call them the twin curses, because they are always up to no good.

>Why don't Anglos give visas to Russians?
The Russian Mafia

>Bulgarian mentioned mafia
Oh vey

only important post in this itt

>implying the Russian Mafia isn't making up like half of Russia's economy

Dimitri pls.

Acknowledged

>playing call of pripriat with infinite ammo

good morning, lads

hello i am posting from front

Yes hello

Jānis just got killed

I miss mikoto

I miss natasha

morning, mindaugas

>20 degrees today
>37 degrees tomorrow
>Back down to 20 and raining for 3 days

What the fuck

I'm not mindaugas but good morning natasha

how are you, dear?

Who are you then? Girdas from Wilno or Pushk from Kaunas?
I'm good, trying to sleep, what about u?

-4 and raining here

I'm the shadow government of /balt/ + /ausnz/.

you can't sleep while posting on Sup Forums, silly

I'm posting on 4chin cuz I can't sleep, silly. So what are you doing? :)

Just finished reading the news, now I'm reading some nerd shit

Thoughts?

What kind of nerd shit? any thoughts on American elections?

stop bullshitting im fi

J E B S U R G E

Getting deep into understanding screen tech. Boring.

>any thoughts on American elections?
It's amazing. I'm glad Trump won.

Aren't you afraid of NATO ceasing its influence in Eastern Europe?

>tfw my lith bf Arturai stopped posting on int long time ago
Why live?

Not really. Trump is not wrong, we should spend more money into defense. All European countries. We can't just sit back and bitch about Putin and hope daddy America will come save us if something goes wrong.

hi

Noice, I'd ride my tank into Wilno and rape u ^^

Has this genuinely happened to any of you Australians? Spiders crawling up your ass when you're taking a shit?

you only really need to worry about frogs north of Rockhampton since they climb up through the pipes during summer.

Feels bad man

No, but one summer night I woke up and right on the ceiling was a Yuge huntsman. Spooked me good

touch him and we'll unleash the emus in russia

...

Hello lads

see

Yes hello(twice)

>twice
nice dubs

thanks

t.hanks

twice twice is four

Me on the bottom left

thanks thanks
think am out of fuel now

t.hanks
hello bae, pls give me a (You)

qt

me on the top right

Thanks

>88
Oy vey!

hey babe
nice digits bae

hiiii hehe

morning balt is always comfy balt

plz be my gf

How often do you cut?

like everyday

nice digits

Sorry but I don't date men without digits usually

o-ok s-sorry to bother you ):

We have so much snow, it's wonderful.

don't care to be frank

I have a friend I might introduce you to though
She's a bit weird at times but very qute

Here

Please care

post pics

yes please get my a Lithuanian gf I'll be youre best friend forever

wtf it's spring how come snow?

Here you go.

LET IT SNOOOW

is that your town or just a random pic?

Nah it's pic of it, just a day ago.

Snow fox to base

send help

thanks

t. Hank S.

over

looks very comfortable

that looks a lot like Riga tbqh

Roger that
*departs to aid Latvia*
Yes very comfy.
Yeah it is, I mentioned it before was on news that swedes should visit Lettland.