"so user, where are you taking me?"

>"so user, where are you taking me?"

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the ends of the earth
:3

we are going to make america great again bitch

To the forest where I'll rape and kill you.
Haha, j-just k-kidding.

To the bus stop or the metro because I can't drive

Don't ask any question
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a nice picnic in Saddleworth Moor

Fuck me I actually said something similar to a girl once thinking it was the height of comedy and it just ended up with her purposefully avoiding me during classes together

>walking with girl down the street aimlessly
>spend a fair amount of time doing it to kill time between classes
>"hey user, can we go to this shop? I gotta pick up something before we head back"
>"uh sure, but can we just pop down this street real quick, gotta do something"
>"yeah sure, what do you have to do?"
>"just rape and murder you haha"

>shitposting irl
lmao

nowhere. you're an ugly slut and you disgust me. you can give me head though and fuck away from my car.

somewhere the dogs will NEVER find you

>be average user
>joke about taking her to the forest and raping
>"you fucking creep, don't ever talk to me again"
>be handsome alpha male
>say the same thing to a girl
>*giggles* where is the forest? In your pants?

my dick lol

Not telling you

Shut. Down.

To the border

Yeah I was talking about that huge load I was gonna blow on your giant forehead. I'm going to fuck your forehead.

dropping you off at canada :^) i saw what you posted on twitter now live up to it

Yeah, I was trying to get a girl to come home with me as I walked out with my friends, one night, and just when I've got it in the bag (she's texting her friends to let them know she's leaving), and we are entering the elevator, my drunk ass wingman shouts "Don't worry, we're not rapists"

Yeah.

Look at her while my hands are on the wheel, make a little smile without saying anything, look back at the road and drive into the sunset as "I'm a real human bean" is playing in the background

t.

*unzips dick

Couple of those guys look alright, middle-right guy specially rocks the gay shades.

The only right answer
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To India. Where I can sell you to my futurous brother-in-law

Crashing this car
With no survivors