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latex gf

>Only in America

she isn't fat enough to be born in the U S A

Not happy lads. Barber shaved most of my beard off. I wanted it trimmed shorter, but when I looked afterward most of it was gone. Going to take me months to grow it back again and I look like I'm 10 years old.

He'll win the popular vote too
Counting isn't finished yet
Also the electoral college has an idea behind it

John Lewis advert is a bit wank this year

>black family has silly dog
>go buy shit

Ngl lads, not a fan of racists.

the anxiety is bad today lads

might have to take advantage of this cheeky little $5 j-list voucher lads

Happened in the '51 GE, Tyrone.

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>200,000 vote difference
> >100,000,000 votes
>Reported as a 1% vote difference

Are they deliberately rounding to exaggerate it? It should be a

nytimes.com/elections/results/president
Still puts her at 1.2% ahead

They're always wank.

star trek predicted TV would end by 2040

seems fairly accurate

really made me think

Me in the bottom voting for "Deez Nuts".

ah indeed
thank you mr anonymous i bet your genitals smell lovely

Penguin lad was alri

Is it abnormal for a girl to take responsibility in organising a date?

I've literally been on dates with 100 girls and not ONCE has a girl said 'ok cool I'll think of something for us to do'

Fucking hair on the back of my neck joins with my beard. FFS

if trump gave a shit about the popular vote he would have campaigned in inner cities but that's not how you win elections

Replaced with what? Holograms were introduced at the start of tng.

What is filling the gap?

>318m people
>yet only around 100m voted
have no idea how that works

VR

It's all shit. Forced emotive nonsense

might pop down the barber's for a mop chop lads

My brother caught me popping tranny pills yesterday

He probably just thinks I'm a junkie though since he wouldn't know what the pills were for

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ugh wtf

That's just TV but with the monitor stuck to your face.

>Tiffany edition
>no tiffany of snsd
i hate you!

low voter turnout
sandersists didnt want to vote for hillary and retard lefty sadcases didnt want to vote at all because my vote doesnt le matter

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not sure which is more comfy

oo look at this 'ard man with no feelings

i don't know

that REALLY makes me think

maybe we'll be able to plug our brains into the internet

>Fair, Scots mainly got fucked by an undiversified economy but aren't oil prices low mainly because of fracking techniques/ cheaper technology? Can't see the prices rising sharply any time soon.

My understanding is that oil needs to be >$60 a barrel for fracking to be profitable and >$40 a barrel for offshore drilling to be profitable, so at the point that fracking really starts up then offshore would be profitable anyway.

Also had the understanding that the current low price of oil was more to do with the Saudis flooding the market to punish Iran (Saudi oil only costs something like $9 to produce). It's cutting into Saudi revenues though so presumably they'll cut production sometime soon.

reckon those people don't make up for 2/3 of America do they?

ahhhhh the beginning of the end
i give it a week before you face a sharia tribunal for your sins and are flung from the roof of marks and sparks

Never seen once.

We saw that a paid internet is widely used by the wealthy but that was from the 90s onwards.

In many states if you register to vote you also become eligible for Jury Duty.
Many people don't want to have to do Jury Duty.

had this on repeat yesterday morning

Tiffany Trump will make /brit/ great again

dunno
they were pretty historically disliked though, can imagine loads of people not voting out of misguided principle
yanks are barely sentient primates with a herd mentality

>318m people

eligible/voting age count is much lower than that

but yes turnout is particularly bad in the US because of large ethnic suburbs who don't vote

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Been looping it nonstop, destroying my chances of passing an accounting exam tomorrow.

oo look at this puff getting emotional over a fucking advert designed to encourage him to buy shit

>Latex/costume porn
>They take it off near the start

Every time.

got a bogey in my nose thats obstructing my breathing
might blow it the fuck out

States decide the president, it has never been the "people's majority".

With the exceptions of Maine and Nebraska, the majority of each state decides which candidate that state will vote for.

Trump won a majority in 30.25 states.

The left needs to stop having a temper-tantrum every time this happens. The electoral college exists to prevent New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles from solely deciding the election.

The college ensures we have a fair system where Florida and Ohio solely decide who'll be president.

why? jury duty sounds fun 2bh

jury duty is fucking shit mate, I only had to go for two days and it was still fucking wank

Why not just use your finger?

>not being able to see past the consumerism and enjoy a short and charming advert

go lift some heavy things up and down

why are florida and ohio so important?
stupid states in my opinion, would prefer something nice like hawaii or arizona

>workmate confessed to me that he started crying when he heard hillary rang donald and conceded defeat

I've never laughed so much in my life lads

business idea: use boogers as fuel

>beardwankers
lol buy a razor you bellend

getting the daily dose of r/ForverAlone

"In multiracial societies, you don’t vote in accordance with your economic interests and social interests, you vote in accordance with race and religion" - Lee Kuan Yew

Agree?

depends what case you get I guess

it'll be shit if its just some junkie shoplifting or something but might get lucky with something interesting

this is poleaboo advising me to pick my nose btw
hes also most likely ban evading so im sure the doorman would have something to say about it if you hypothetically notified him

Can't decide whether to go to my MSc graduation lads. Really don't have much interest in going and it will be fairly expensive in terms of travel, robe hire, etc, but I don't want to become a bitter old man who never celebrates anything.

It takes people away from their usual work, which gets them much more money usually.
Essentially you can drag someone away from making 1000+ in a week, and make it into 200 or so that Jury Duty pays.
Some people actually can't afford that to happen, and god help them if the case goes long.

Besides, it's not really that fun to have to sit on the jury. Most cases aren't interesting. The one I got was for aggravated assault, and settled out of court on day 2. The whole process is about as dry as it can be.

yes, look at Lebanon

>being so fucking weak he gets upset over adverts that purposefully exploit his emotions

You're either a woman, or a gaylord.

*texts the /brit/ boys about the upcoming runt hunt*

Her solo songs were terrible tbqhwyf

Because most states are deeply entrenched on one side of the partisan divide and will vote for that party no matter what - take a look at California (Dem) or Texas (Rep)

So immediately 150 or so electoral votes can be written off for each side

Then come the states that tend towards one party but could be swayed - an example would be Michigan or Pennsylvania (both Dem for the last 4 elections but turned Republican this time)

Then the election ends up coming down to Florida or Ohio because they're both pretty much 50/50 battleground states

wish i knew what it's like to be from a small european country

That must be why they have a Christian president

or you could a child abuse case and you'd have to watch the video of a man fucking a child

I always pictured jury duty as that 12 angry men film but I think it's way less entertaining

My Ghanaian 'friend' has just sent me a long WhatsApp message asking me to give him money. Got £2k sitting in the bank that I don't know what to do with, but probably going to tell him to fuck off because I don't think the black man should cuck himself financially to the white man.

Alri son, remind me the heritage of your forefathers.

List three interesting things about yourself.
1. I've been hit by a car
2. I've never broken a bone
3. I'm left handed

Who said I was upset, I can just enjoy something for what it is.

You on the other hand seem emotionally retarded

thanks for the heads-up mate, would've missed that one
maybe don't give it a (You) next time though?

how interesting

*turns around and goes to talk to someone else*

i don't know

i think i'm part french and part german

Thought it was the Washington Post that was hyper leftie and upset about Trump, surprised how tame it was
Just remembered I confused it with the Huffington Post, HOWLING
Even their format is incredibly unprofessional, looks like the onion or some satirical site

I've been hit by a car
I broke my rib doing triple clap press ups
I am an alcohlic

Pretty sure the jury get a description of the content read out to them by someone from whichever law enforement agency found it

actually having to watch it would be pretty fucking traumatic

>emotionally retarded
Says the freak who gets upset at John Lewis Christmas adverts.

Fucking adverts, m8.

>I don't think the black man should cuck himself financially to the white man.

That would be the white man cucking himself to the black man senpai

i see i see
so theyre just the hardest states to predict
i see i see i see ahhhh yessssssss i see

np
bit tired of @posting, dont think its worth the effort just to deny him attention

I knew someone who worked transporting prisoners to and from court, he and the jury had to watch the video

i like drudge

just news and no bullshit

>Says the freak who gets upset

You're emotionally retarded and unable to read. Got it.

I will NOT be replying to you again

just take one of the >s off

>nightmare for muslims
I have to say it was a fucking good move by the muslims to get the leftists to protect them

Really miss the old /brit/ where gimmicks were churned out at constant. Now it's just incoherent shit, mixed in with some alt-right and fedora shit.

sad.

That kinda defeats the whole point of the jury's presence though, if they're to make a verdict fairly they probably need to see all evidence and testimonies however fucked up they are

I suspect most nonces instantly plead guilty anyway though

I can read perfectly well. You're in no position to call anyone emotionally retarded, you fucking gaylord.

I bet you weep at the Oxfam adverts too, you stunted idiot.

>be a woman, gay or transgender
>defend the minority probably least tolerant towards you from people bringing up that point

doing a poo

i usually shit out hilarious gimmicks on the reg but my anxiety is real bad today and i'm very unsettled

perhaps i'll be back to normal tomorrow

Going for a nap lads

Hopefully my winnings from Tuesday come in sometime soon

*kneels before you*