korean pop edition
/brit/
cara
>the next president of the most powerful country on earth is in the WWE hall of fame
hahahaha
i'm 5 ft 8
doing a poo wank on the toilet
unironically 6'4 and I invented the "'6'4 brick shithouse" gimmick
at least i can enjoy a normal toblerone block lad
>mfw the janny deletes this weebshit thread
how old is too old to be fucking around
I'm 22 and have only juiced 2 girls, would like to at least get to double digits
good lad
thank you hungry skellington
Do you like Bestie matt?
4'1" and built like a chocolate teapot
it's not the height that matters it's how you use it
*crawls into the attic and giggles*
>giving money to yanks
Good goy
5'6 and built like a new Toblerone bar
like zoiks scoob
Next few years are going to be fun.
got aggressive nose hair growth
one of the Australians is not like the others, he's less fun and more whiny
i'm 6'3
2'3 and built like a 20 gallon fish tank
please form an orderly queue to get a battering
don't know what you mean my lad
got a haircut lads. £9 from the turkish barber down the road. quite pleased with it desu
>turn off adblock to view
no thanks
all me
creasing at this webm
link to channel?
looks complicated, why doesn't he just smoke spliffs? all you need is weed, baccy, skins and a rolling machine
oh christ I remember this from a few years ago
you reckon rightwingers would have burned effigies of Hillary if she won?
Personally I think they all made peace with the fact that she'd win months ago.
2'5" and made out of crepe paper
still, reckon I could unironically heem the whole of /brit/
me
they cant accept defeat
they've been told for their whole lives that everyones a winner
think i drank too much biere d'or last night
feel off
Don't remember much, but I think it's my favourite.
sluggo...
>turkish barber
hahaha this lad only gone and got a fucking turkish hair cut didnt he hahahahahahah absolute mental word we live in ah yes
hahahaha it's like metal gear rising became reality
nothing to read that isn't in the url
chuckled at this gimmick
absolute state of that leaf
beep boop, i'm a bot
this thread has been linked to somewhere else on reddit
haven't really got into bestie so can't really say desu
t. not matt
thats the one whos dad and mam were killed by an IRA car bomb
yeah i agree and they have the good vs evil complex but did you read the article lad
it's satire innit
>killed by an IRA car bomb
must've been one strong cocktail
clock in at 3'2 with a neck like an evian bottle and arms like a lego model of the Millennium Falcon
could easily decimate anyone
definitely me im an immigrant
is ed here? need to talk to you urgently mate get on skype
i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left
was probably me iah
was having troubles but they're over now
quality content only from now on
I thought it was his uncle who got stomped on or something
democrats: The poor are fucking stupid racist hicks
democrats: woah woah woah why aren't the poor voting for us
5"11 Australian poster and built like a wet flannel
ABSOLUTELY worth the wait
would be interested in statics of how many aus/irish/british frequent this general
blacking myself up as we speak lads
going undercover to expose the rife prejudice in the world
shall from now on be using 'ah yes' improperly follow on if you wish
mate he's gone alright let it go
*looks to the sun*
maybe you should stop living in a word and have one with yourself mate haha jog on, you're done mate
is monica here?
hahaha
yes yes hello this is ed
>GAY MARRIAGE??
>woah woah hold on. fucking benders. getting wed. fucking...
>GAY!!
>MARRIAGE!!
no i just read the headline tbqh
its the same with the stop brexit petitions though
i'm too stupid to understand this post
shut the fuck up you cunt
3'24" and built like 5 cans of soup
reckon I could spark out any /brit/ poster with a single punch
...
...
Got called a rat bastard in barclays earlier lads
knock you out
taking a girl to the movie tomorrow but here's the twist *record scratch* her boyfriend is in Brazil...he's Brazillian! *music keeps playing* but i'll make a move anyway ah yes
one of the best emerging /brit/ gimmicks atm
going to wring it dry
got called a globalist anti-goy shill in the goldman sachs lobby today
5'10 and built like ed
>saving my post
feels a bit weird tbqh
going to the library today lads
recommend me a book to take out
5'7 and built like me
cornetto
That a fucking copper, lad?
got a feeling that ed is actually here, I can feel his presence, almost intangibly...
I...
sun and steel by Yukio Mishima
is that a bullet proof vest?
the turner diaries
easy reading or heavy ah yes?
48 Laws of Power
although I agree
>Rolling machine
Mate learn to roll
>tfw 5'8 and built like alex jones
I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF
why is a woman president SO important?
yanks, take it from me, it's not that great
it's beautifully crafted, iirc it was also a thread or two after machineposting died down and caught me a little off guard
could I have your permission to spam it into oblivion?
the communist manifesto
the art of the deal
my supervisor at the call centre uses a rolling machine
this isn't even a gimmick it's true
>putting ah yes at the end
this is a disgusting perversion of the gimmick, janny's gonna hear about this
infowars is going to be the CNN of this administration
hat (his best is clearly spring snow)
yea
Atomised
Michel Houllebecq
twitter.com
wtf I hate black people now
he's not here ffs he went and became mega normie but take solace that me and ed share similar banter temperate but without him here shitposting is not as fun tbf