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korean pop

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

going to apply to help build the wall lads

my foot fell asleep ahhhhhh

Ah yes let's just build a 2000 mile long wall

hmm yes that won't bankrupt the country

why won't senpai notice me

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YAAAAAAAS

SLAAAAAY

*clicks fingers*

>weather drops below 15c
>shops suddenly decide to blast their heaters full whack and everyone has the heating on at home 24/7

hope u set an alarm haha

would throttle this runt with one swift kick

Got called a spacker in spacker earlier spackers

What is intersectional feminism?

>15C/60F outdoors
>cold
lol I am laphing

Keep telling myself I'll start playing bloodborne, it's been sitting around unopened for like a year now so I think I'll give it a go, anyone got any useful tips for me? x

i feel like the wall is the perfect embodiment of rorkist policy ideas

so cringy I had to turn it off after 10 seconds

why do these insects think their opinions on anything matter?

use the big sword

Apparently feminism + anti-racism/anti-homophobia, etc.

use the little axe

saw cleaver and pistol
red lanterns mean NPC's
insight is key

business idea: new conservative podcast called "Rorke Talk"

they watched the Hunger Games and think some gay little speech will solve all of their problems
"we just gotta keep believing guys"
future will be a living hell for these people in all honesty

Hey now. He's an actor in The OA!

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And many strokes, though with a little axe,
Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered oak.

business idea: new conservative sitcom "Rorke and Mindy"

i'm in as long as americans don't come on and pronounce it wrong

Mummy woke me up late today

Rawr-key tor-key

Business idea: boots that walk for you

genuinely think clearest blue is one of the greatest songs ever created by humans

Pissing down outside lads

Really dark in my room even though it's the middle of the day

Quite comfy 2bh

Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew,
and if you support trump an' is a white boi? fuck you too

...

they'll pronounce it rawk tawk

imagine poland was this third world corrupt shithole ran by cartels that funnel billions of dollars in drugs over your border along with human trafficking

also imagine that millions of uneducated poor people were flooding across your border by the millions

now imagine that those illegal immigrants are taking refuge in your cities and are being granted free driver's licenses and voting privileges

i hope you can see why the wall is so important

business idea: exchange goods and services for money

why don't gay people just not be so gay?

nobody would mind them then

these kids are too young to get that

Rork tahk for me.

Will never catch on.

there are only two good milataries left in Europe, us and France

EU army would be a shambles

Business idea: take advantage of political instability by selling weapons to both sides

I know a guy who's gay and I didn't even know until someone told me. He's just like a regular bloke.

>buck vu

yeah except GAY lol

Since when is the US in Europe?

How was germany not legalised poofter marriage?

why to yanks pronounce shit so badly

>Graham Crackers
>Gram Crackers

>Mirror
>Murr

>Aluminium
>Aluminum

us isn't European, mong

I'll show you many strokes
*unzips dick*

sharia does not allow it

Arrogant students desu

Honestly though, Gen Z is mentally diseased. Raised on social media and reality TV by psycho mothers and emasculated fathers, buying into an online cult of victimhood and attention seeking, pathological liars obsessed with their own heroism and martyrdom, absolute psychological disaster zone. Pineals utterly obliterated. Third eye put out with the intellectual equivalent of a white hot poker.

yes, I get it, immigration is an important issue

the point is, making improvements will probably take a lot of resources and different approaches in reducing poverty in latin america, destroying drug cartels with law enforcement, and finding a better way to manage migrant workers

but rorke has ADD and doesn't care to learn about any of that, he just wants to build muh wall

flashy but with no substance. do you know what i mean?

to be fair aluminum is spelt that way in america and is also a spelling that came before aluminium.
the british just decided to spice it up for no reason

hhahaHAHAHA

GREAT post

*falls over*

>tahk
Minnesota?

>Football
>Soccer

Disgusting

and what makes you think the cartel/traffickers won't bribe their way through the wall just as they do with border patrol now?

just spam R1 like every other Souls game

we need to abandon mathematical polling models and return to good old fashioned political philosophy

Business idea: invade countries to allow oil companies access to their reserves

i could care less what its like in america

soccer is the correct word

football is the turbomong terminology

>R1

>future will be a living hell for these people in all honesty

God I hope so. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to watch as they repeatedly lose their battles and keep picking themselves up thinking a tweet or a video or a hashtag will save them.

This is going to be the best 4 years.

remember some science lad on tv saying if people wanted to be chemically accurate and follow naming conventions of other elements it should be 'alumium'. everyone fucked it up for some reason.

Business idea: buy land and forcibly remove the natives so you can extrat natural resources

we need to forget everything we've learned in the past 450 years and have a second go at the renaissance

>Height: 5' 0½" (1.54 m)

>Grah-um crackers
>Meer-er
>A name that predates standardization that has stuck
>An old upper-class name for the sport which is in any case not that popular in the US
Though tbf there are more aesthetic accents such as the Irish and Scottish ones.

Chicago, which does have similar vowel-fronting.

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It's couldn't care less you utter mongoloid.

Do you guys still spell it "Sulphur"? We won with that spelling.

kill me, pete

Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are exclusive to PlayStation. Souls is a PS series you mong

>buy

Pleb

Whenever I feel it coming on
You can be well aware
If ever I try to push you away
You can just KEEP ME
TELL ME
Tell me tell me you'll MEET me
Tell me tell me you'll KEEP me
Tell me tell me you'll MEET me
WILL YOU MEET ME MORE THAN HALFWAY UP

hey I'm not defending those yankisms

but aluminum is one case where it's correct

soccer isn't even a yankism

the word was CREATED in the UK

A dreaded sunny day

So I'll meet you at the cemetary gates

>Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are exclusive to PlayStation. Souls is a PS series you mong

>the world was CREATED in the UK
fixed it for you lad

Preferably for a couple of glass beads

sock her

>mirror
>murr

this aussie is fucking retarded. if anything we pronounce it meer

got a big folder full of the ex's nudes and videos but I haven't been able to bring myself to open it haha

*tips*

Business idea: create a system where minorities are always at a disadvantage while the majority benefit from privilege of a lack of real stereotypes and discrimination

always had a sneaking suspicion i'm leonardo da vinci reincarnated 2bh

gonna invent something any day now

section him

wank to it to spite her

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This is a satire board, get out of here with your facts and reason

why would I want to spite her haha still madly in love with her hahaha waheyyy yeah i'll have another carling smithy cheers ma-I SAID CHEERS MATE

tbf our temperature feels a lot colder/warmer than it is due to the moisture in our air

also we're at -1ºC these past few days

fuck sake

the batteries have gone in the telly controls

Why is this annoying Cockney twat a thing?

literally who

Got myself a gf lads

Just kidding haha

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Couldn't make it past 10 seconds

Why are lefties so fucking cringy lads?

him

we don't have Game Grumps here

Fair enough, it's 51ºF/11ºC here, but it feels a lot colder due to the wind.

This year for British millennial progressives must have been like getting raped twice in one night