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runt island edition

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korean pop

cara

wtf is this place

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Cold and rainy outside.

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE

stop killing the runtdem

doing a whip lads. considering a nay nay.

someone just came up to me in the middle of onestop and whispered "oh-oh I got stamina"

although now I think about it, it may have been the radio in the background

*hacks you*

>someone just came up to me in the middle of onestop and whispered "oh-oh I got stamina"
howling
gonna start going this

WORK IN 1 HOUR

FUCK SAKE

MY FUCKING PACKAGE I ORDERED STILL ISNT HERE

FUCKING HELL

Can anyone fax me some new memes?

was meant to deliver this package earlier but couldn't be arsed lads

runt will have to wait until next week for his japanese dolls

runt life

>not getting timed delivery

hope you learn your lesson you cheap pikey

what job? sounds shit. what package? probably shit too.

liverpool-tottenham is the biggest rivalry of our time

So why aren't the people moving to Canada because of Trump moving to Mexico??
Hmm

Faroe islands silly

Going to reincarnate as a cute yet intellectual girl, Caucasian although I haven't decided on a country yet.
What about you lads??

Ahh, yes the "14:03 delivery"

very good

the faroes don't live in runt sheds lad

do him a favour, drop the dolls off at his work

makes me thingk

it's of the coast of some african country

madman

scilly isles, pharaoh

Umm the runts do sweetie xx

Gonna come back as a crow on a beach
Saw a bunch of them on my hols and it looks like the life of riley
Fly about, eat crabs and that, beautiful

Wanking in the library since i'm the only one here

might start posting yeah after every post, yeah?

business plan: turn dirt into poo

PEI or somewhere else abandoned?

Wanking in the library since there's loads of people

not swinging past the call centre today desu

what should I spend my free leech tokens on

got any good album recommendations

youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I made me think of this

bought a willy washer to was my fingers

Any North Americans here?
I want to move to Canada.
Firstly, which state should I pick? I've narrowed it down to Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta or British Columbia.
Secondly, how do I get the right to move there??

might start posting juhnahamean after every post, juhnahamean?

Might start posting . after every post.

alri Jamie

shit gimmick lad, yeah?

this post made me yawn

we're full unless you're a scots lass

sean lock is one of the funniest comedians currently alive

have never been friendzoned lads

[spoiler]because i've been close enough to a woman to even be her friend[/spoiler]

gonna put you six feet under you little insect, juhnahamean?

bit cold out

don't care for this gimmick , Kapeesh

>we're full unless you're a chink or paki
ftfy la

I'll have you yawning through a straw if you don't watch your sodding mouth

>[spoiler][/spoiler]

My 3 year old just asked why Hillary Clinton lost as I was tucking her in
My heart just sank, I didn't know what to tell her

Dont even bother, you will NOT be accepted. Only way to get here through immigration is getting a work visa, being a millionaire businessmen, or having a PhD in rocket science

*whispers oh-oh I got stamina in your ear as you browse the pot noodles*
*disappears into the night*

>[code][/code]

got called a wufter and had the shit kicked out of me earlier by a few trump supporters for listening to karma chameleon a tad too loud through my headphones

world has gone mental I tell you lads

Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than Sup Forums, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.

There's a japanese version of Geordie Shore lads

Can't deal

This is amazing

>tfw acquaintancezoned

jappy shore yeah?

good luck mate i'm 6'2" and built like a plantagenet monarch

creasing

it's called "Terrace House: Boys and Girls in the City"

"Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than Sup Forums, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb."

>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than Sup Forums, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb.

>woke up at 2pm after sleeping for 4 hours
>haven't gotten out if bed all day
>missed two lectures
>done no work
>haven't replied to two important emails because of laziness

>Honestly didn't think there was a more immature and childish place on here than Sup Forums, but reading /brit/ is like reading the banter of a spotty 12yo dweeb

>tfw 5'4" and built like a shepherd's pie

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don't forget the 50,000 rapefugees

>as I was tucking her in
I read this a bit wrong at first

radical centrists BFTO

It means that the driver received the package at 14:03 you fucking runt

Oh look a yankeedoodle fudged it up

sheperd's pie is the wrong term

the correct term is cottage pie

Three hats and an arse.

Cheers, pipsqueaks.

a

Rorke twat

Why do all the fedoraposters seem to come out of the woodwork at the same time?

swear owen has aids or something

what else explains his deathly pallor and rings under his eyes

they're two different things you lunatical mongoloid

nah we say sheperd's pie
and fisherman's pie

Maritimes lad, don't be surrounded by JFs

ah yes

hermit crab

on the bus

probably the stress of seeing his worldview crumble before him daily

I know more about british cuisine then you could ever know. so pipe down

>this attempt at fedoraposting
horrific. nice selfie though lad

>you will NOT be accepted
ummm he will if he's brown sweetie x

m8 im 6''4 and built like a Weissian duke

I don't mind this cuck. Every time he's on TV he's at least coherent and confident with his argument and makes his points well.

You're gonna get spawn killed

i think this yank is working on a level of irony much deeper than I initially thought

i see you paraphrasing sargon of akkad

can't fool me

>oh hey user you're home early...