lad edition
/brit/
Brody Sanders
Colton Johnson
p is for parcels
Xavier Turner
/shit/
Mason Evans
parcely
Wyatt Carter
Who /apprentice/ here?
Carson Lewis
Lads, what the fuck is wrong with working in PR?
My job is basically shilling for companies that hire our company to encourage MPs and councillors to support their projects.
Told some girl on Tinder I work in PR and she said she wasn't interested in people without real jobs.
Pls explain, the money's pretty good too.
Andrew Cooper
i start memes on tap desu
Dylan Walker
the mates and I
Carter Hernandez
who else locked into Rinse.fm here?
Isaiah Bailey
parcel
Kevin Butler
my xbox is still in fucking denmark
Nolan Barnes
pee
Nathaniel Turner
no *lowers hat* i am the MASTER! *flourishes cape*
Jason Myers
*hops into the Sup Forums thread*
Kayden Ross
...
Jaxson Cook
Aye
Ryan Phillips
Julian Jenkins
who here from /somerset/?
Jace Anderson
Bit shit if you're in the middle
Elijah Richardson
>"At least I'll go down as President"
>*Drops mic*
>*Picks mic back up*
>"I'd like to congratulate President-Elect Trump"
Jaxon Reyes
Sure. White ones are no sauce and plainer. x
Anthony Torres
...
Alexander Campbell
is that the birmingshire flag
Grayson Flores
just received a parcel with anthrax in it haa bantas ,eadsx
Dylan Fisher
>tfw parcel delivery man
You have no idea the power i hold
I have torn entire families apart and set neighbours at each others throats
You think the US election is the real issue? Hahaha you pathetic plebians cannot comprehend the scale of influence the parcel delivery service indulges in
Brexit? That was us mate.
Anglo-Irish war? Haha use too
I even "lost" the Pope's order of viagra and the silly wanker couldn't penetrate the bumhole of a fresh faced altar boy, and tradition demanded he stepped down out of shame
You are nothing but dirt beneath my boot.
Landon Rodriguez
Your job is turd polisher mate
Adam Gutierrez
aesthetic as fuck
Austin Morris
...
Sebastian Carter
was from me tee hee
just a bit of banter
Brandon Sullivan
...
Christopher Clark
what would the toilet facilitates be like at a place like that?
Gabriel Brown
do any of you give any gift to your postman at christmas?
Zachary Anderson
I hate this thread but I'm a nice guy so here you go
Julian Stewart
Joseph Jones
have had a bag of oven chips in my freezer for like 4 months but never opened them because i'm not a prole
might throw them away
James Richardson
Ye
Dylan Flores
>>tfw parcel delivery man
how do you feel about supporting the criminal underworld
Thomas White
this twat already posted this in the old thread
wanker
Ryder Evans
Honestly, not really. I see my friends like once per week and I have my co-workers. I was badly isolated through my childhood/adolesence though.
iktf
I can't explain it though, it's like my thoughts are being randomly generated, complete nonsense. I keep completely forgetting what I'm thinking as well, it's embarrassing when you suddenly ask "what was I talking about?" when you're in the middle of saying something.
MY BRAIN IS MUSH
Christian White
Elijah Thomas
Tim
Kev
Parcels
Got called racist in greggs
What shall I conjure up next mwhaha
yes
Juan Fisher
I am shocked that no one else finds this parcel gimmick funny.
Grayson Anderson
I don't get this.
I know what a 'nice guy' is but still don't understand
Cooper Collins
you fucking pussyholes
Ryder Kelly
crowded
Henry Scott
I earn £50k a year and had oven chips for tea
Wyatt Reyes
lets all love lain
Ian Baker
no, posties have it fucking easy
get a load of excercise and finish at like 1pm
Juan Richardson
what's the parcel gimmick about lads
how do i do it?
Carson Wilson
because you're a prole
earning £50k doesn't beat the proleness out of you
Sebastian Allen
Why do Scots type like they speak?
Absolute delinquents
Cooper Fisher
I know who's NOT getting their lovely grey jacket from Jacamo, Dylan!
Hope you enjoy the winter without sufficient clothing to maintain comfortable body temperature
AHAHAHAHAHA
Luis Hall
Trump got an entire 8% of the black vote????? Our population of blacks is only 13%. How the fuck did he pull of more than half of the black vote?
Ryan Cooper
wan wan is asleep on my yoga mat and i want to do sit ups on it =.=
Aiden Bailey
maybe they need permission before they can go
Carson Gonzalez
its worse than world domination
their ultimate goal is to attempt to overthrow God Himself, which of course will fail; the gates of Hell itself are literally involved in the plans of soros, who is the right hand of the rothschilds aka redshields; this wouldn't seem outlandish to you if you saw Sup Forums during last week with that #spiritcooking stuff going on
before that, they want to eventually exterminate Christianity from the face of the Earth, or they'd like even more to instead turn everybody into pagans, or, they'd like this even more, satanists
right now they want to kill Donald Trump and frame it as a suicide or an accident or a health condition or unknown causes or something AND make Mike Pence become completely and thoroughly compromised in their favor
but the gates of Hell and their human servants will not succeed in their plans, no matter what they do
I had faith that The Holy Trinity would cause Donald Trump to win the election, and be inaugurated, and become the president of this country; and now look, he won the election!
have faith that Jesus Christ the LORD will cause the malefactorious plans of soros and the rothschilds to fail
faith can move mountains, both figuratively and literally:
Jordan Powell
good post
Leo Bennett
who's been the most BTFO politician these past couple of years?
>Ed Miliband 2015
>Nick Clegg 2015
>Tony Abbott 2015
>Stephen Harper 2015
>David Cameron 2016
>George Osborne 2016
>Tony Blair 2016
>Andrea Leadsom 2016
>Michael Gove 2016
>Jeb Bush 2016
>Marco Rubio 2016
>Ted Cruz 2016
>Bernie Sanders 2016
>Owen Smith 2016
>Hillary Clinton 2016
Brandon Fisher
Its just creepy to women when nice guys try to make a move, their like their support interest but not sexual interest
Aiden Lee
DO not CARE
Joseph Johnson
because they have no culture of their own
Daniel Martinez
>Ed Miliband
what happened?
Samuel Wilson
nice guys finish last
Liam Foster
Geert Wilders 2017
Josiah Ortiz
*goes to get my image of nick clegg crying with the election results in the background*
*realise i don't have drive installed and cba to install it*
ah yes
Kayden Bennett
zac
Leo Moore
1. Jeb
.
.
.
901. Everyone else
Jayden Brooks
Jeb Bush
Big, fat, mistake
Nathaniel Taylor
*finishes in your mum*
Jayden Ramirez
Clegg or Jeb I'd say
Jayden Carter
...
Levi Scott
might start wearing hats lads
any recs?
Gabriel Walker
Low Energy Jeb Bush
Nicholas Parker
harper was due to get kicked out, was in too long, no one really expected him to get in again
Connor Ramirez
Milliband was pretty bad
but so was Clinton because EVERYONE said she would win easily
Joseph Ramirez
>every scot does this...
Cameron Taylor
0.jeb
1.hillary
everyone else
Liam Price
Jeb is millions of dollars in debt because he took out loans to fund his campaign
Josiah Rivera
Gaddafi
Parker Foster
>£50k
Fucking hell if I earned that much I'd be having wedges instead.
William Carter
cat's absolutely lost it lads
Julian Thomas
Definitely Jeb.
He raised hundreds of millions and got absolutely fucking trashed by a guy who spouts memes.
Nick Clegg a close second though, if only he'd lost his seat.
Ryder Ward
MAGA
Nicholas Gomez
What style are you going with?
Oliver Gray
Gavin Gonzalez
i wear a bobble hat walking my dog in the winter
can't go wrong desu
Josiah Wright
want a MAGA hat now lads where do i get one
Charles Sanchez
JEB IS A MESS!
Christopher Johnson
Miliband is alright, it's just that Dave was so much better.
Luke Butler
#notmyjanny
Gabriel Baker
A WASTE
David Peterson
JEB LYING DEAD IN A BATH TUB OF GUACAMOLE
William Moore
jeb end lol
Angel Richardson
AliExpress
Parker Richardson
Went to buy subway today and asked for a meatball sub
the WHITE MALE serving me instead put his own testicles inside of my sandwich and told me to eat up,
he said 'this is legal now thanks to President Trump'
I didn't want to do it but I was so hungry I took a bite, when I felt his balls burst open like ripe prunes in my mouth he just moaned in some sick twisted mix of agony and ecstasy
if this is Trump's America I DO NOT want to be a part of it.
#notmypresident
Jayden Cox
please clap.
Michael Robinson
might unironically do this. Can get them from Amazon for
Noah Baker
ON INAUGURATION DAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE 70 YEARS 7 MONTHS AND 7 DAYS OLD
HAIL 777
Jose Gomez
Comfyfortable
Alexander Cox
remember to tick off your parcel checklists good friends