'apple 'za 'dition
/brit/
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
This doesn't look right at all
first
Love a good 'apple 'za.
In the mood for a 'tella 'za right now though.
do i put willy length on my cv?
Just returned from the so called gymnasium
it looks great you faggot
any man still use flux?
Better to plop your willy on the cv and draw an outline
>tfw you're in the presence of the phantom typer
aye
Was called "bird fucker" as a kid growing up
Stupid class bird that we all had to take turns taking home with us died. Woke up in the morning and the little shit was dead
Some cunt said the bird died because i tried to fuck it
Nearly took my life over being called "bird fucker" instead of Andrew
'na 'za
f.lux user here bruv
ahh yes
pics
*stands in your way*
ye
good lads
>flux kicks in
>"disable until sunrise"
>repeat every day
don't know why I have it
Met Yvette Cooper IRL.
She's unironically very nice.
Down from 15 stone to 14 stone in the last 2 months
>people had this gay ass haircut 10 years ago
where do the years go
>snp
and like that you've lost me
Currently sitting in front of a fiery red monitor here, lad
del-eat this
when is hitchens on ffs
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tinder date tonight
is this alright?
fucking hell
I just realised how much I look like him
shit..SHIT
youtube.com
Don't think I will ever not laugh at this desu
ayy where can I watch this episode
how?
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nothing more runtish than a scot trying to do an american accent
Guarantee i am the best looking lad here
don't start bruce
>'za
STOP THIS
Wonder where they're going to take it now
Don't think they actually planned on having Garrison win and they'd be able to just go back to normal next season
>Ramones
insta-trashed
metaphorically doing a so-called "poo"
great fashion sense lad
pirate bay
this'll keep the runts happy
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*withholds 10*
can't think of a popular black MP lads
like ever
yep
About a year ago someone on here suggested I use Blistex on my lips to stop them cracking. Just found the pot again, and started using it again. Shit's magic.
Cheers, that guy.
>gf tries to slyly spit out my cum instead of swallowing it
bitch, i thought it tasted nice
Comedy Central tomorrow night
they had to rewrite the episode in one day and pulled the other one
SOUTHEND
met Jan before, lovely woman, going to get torn to shreds even though she doesn't support trump
Anyone want a slice?
Eating less food desu
Who buys piza by te slice
exceedingly good post
I remember when my belled was itchy and I couldn't stop pissing.
Some lad told me not to worry it's just a UTI and he caught one from shoving his own dick up his arse.
Will never forget that post, made me howl with laughter but was genuinely useful, only in brit.
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it's extremely depressing when it starts to kick in during work imo
merely a coincidence
>people still watch South Park
wew
Met Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh last month. Lovely lady; convinced me to convert to Islam
>not cherry bakewell slices
bin them
ah yes, the self styled "unbiased" bbc
i'm not a nonce but
looks like hes got the smallest possible chin in a character creator
what is your heritage even
I did it again
Isn't she one of Labour's man haters?
Ahh yes
It's been shit since they resorted to making each episode in 7 days, and basing everything in the episode on what's happening in the news.
The episodes age horribly. I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.
Where's the pine-apple?
What does pussy unironically taste like lads?
No meme answers
Imagine it tastes a bit like phlegm
man... moth?
so lonely
so alone
*buys 3 extra telly licences for extra funding*
unironically yanks
cheeky prostate orgasm before bed i reckon
ah yes
the completely impartial, totally factual, wholly unbiased, 100% objective BBC
I take my Cherry MX Blue keyboard to the library with me, fuck that casual shit they have on the uni computers lmao
the absolute state of your eyes
Doing a watch of cowboy bebop lads
absolute classic
where the bare mandem at?
bit outdated
whoops
(((It's a britney speares reference)))
haha
Sandy coins and bags of salt
eating a whole loaf of garlic bread, 2 breaded haddock fillets and some branston baked beans x
matched with someone on tinder who i knew when i was like 15
the only thing i know about her is she has an std
just realised i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin with no mates
Would howl at that sight
Welcome to capitalism
>I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.
Same. I think I stopped watching around season 14 or so.
varies a little, just generally quite bland with a salty/sweet taste.
Tastes better (in your head) if the girl is peng, but generally doesn't taste bad at all.
Not really, you're probably thinking of Jess Phillips.
I've met loads of MPs and she was unironically one of the most down to earth.
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like I said mate, next time you get a cut/open scab, give it a lick
tastes like that
Usually I want McGregor to lose, but I just want to see Alvarez get his shit caved in this time.
raas man
Gets more metallic the deeper you go,because of all the dried period blood
Me and yhe lads was filming ourselves a dab video in a parking lot to post on insta and some cranky pensioner almost hit us
Fuck old people