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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

This doesn't look right at all

first

Love a good 'apple 'za.

In the mood for a 'tella 'za right now though.

do i put willy length on my cv?

Just returned from the so called gymnasium

it looks great you faggot

any man still use flux?

Better to plop your willy on the cv and draw an outline

>tfw you're in the presence of the phantom typer

aye

Was called "bird fucker" as a kid growing up

Stupid class bird that we all had to take turns taking home with us died. Woke up in the morning and the little shit was dead

Some cunt said the bird died because i tried to fuck it

Nearly took my life over being called "bird fucker" instead of Andrew

'na 'za

f.lux user here bruv

ahh yes

pics

*stands in your way*

ye

good lads

>flux kicks in
>"disable until sunrise"
>repeat every day

don't know why I have it

Met Yvette Cooper IRL.

She's unironically very nice.

Down from 15 stone to 14 stone in the last 2 months

>people had this gay ass haircut 10 years ago
where do the years go

>snp
and like that you've lost me

Currently sitting in front of a fiery red monitor here, lad

del-eat this

when is hitchens on ffs

...

tinder date tonight

is this alright?

fucking hell
I just realised how much I look like him
shit..SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=uIqa11NCbmA

Don't think I will ever not laugh at this desu

ayy where can I watch this episode

how?

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nothing more runtish than a scot trying to do an american accent

Guarantee i am the best looking lad here

don't start bruce

>'za
STOP THIS

Wonder where they're going to take it now
Don't think they actually planned on having Garrison win and they'd be able to just go back to normal next season

>Ramones
insta-trashed

metaphorically doing a so-called "poo"

great fashion sense lad

pirate bay

this'll keep the runts happy

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*withholds 10*

can't think of a popular black MP lads

like ever

yep

About a year ago someone on here suggested I use Blistex on my lips to stop them cracking. Just found the pot again, and started using it again. Shit's magic.

Cheers, that guy.

>gf tries to slyly spit out my cum instead of swallowing it

bitch, i thought it tasted nice

Comedy Central tomorrow night

they had to rewrite the episode in one day and pulled the other one

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/south-park-season-20-episode-7-president-donald-trump-victory-rewrite-a7408871.html

SOUTHEND


met Jan before, lovely woman, going to get torn to shreds even though she doesn't support trump

Anyone want a slice?

Eating less food desu

Who buys piza by te slice

exceedingly good post

I remember when my belled was itchy and I couldn't stop pissing.

Some lad told me not to worry it's just a UTI and he caught one from shoving his own dick up his arse.

Will never forget that post, made me howl with laughter but was genuinely useful, only in brit.

...

it's extremely depressing when it starts to kick in during work imo

merely a coincidence

>people still watch South Park
wew

Met Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh last month. Lovely lady; convinced me to convert to Islam

>not cherry bakewell slices

bin them

ah yes, the self styled "unbiased" bbc

i'm not a nonce but

looks like hes got the smallest possible chin in a character creator

what is your heritage even

I did it again

Isn't she one of Labour's man haters?

Ahh yes

It's been shit since they resorted to making each episode in 7 days, and basing everything in the episode on what's happening in the news.

The episodes age horribly. I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.

Where's the pine-apple?

What does pussy unironically taste like lads?

No meme answers

Imagine it tastes a bit like phlegm

man... moth?

so lonely
so alone

*buys 3 extra telly licences for extra funding*

unironically yanks

cheeky prostate orgasm before bed i reckon

ah yes

the completely impartial, totally factual, wholly unbiased, 100% objective BBC

I take my Cherry MX Blue keyboard to the library with me, fuck that casual shit they have on the uni computers lmao

the absolute state of your eyes

Doing a watch of cowboy bebop lads
absolute classic

where the bare mandem at?

bit outdated

whoops
(((It's a britney speares reference)))
haha

Sandy coins and bags of salt

eating a whole loaf of garlic bread, 2 breaded haddock fillets and some branston baked beans x

matched with someone on tinder who i knew when i was like 15
the only thing i know about her is she has an std

just realised i'm a 26 year old kissless virgin with no mates

Would howl at that sight

Welcome to capitalism

>I liked it when it was about silly vulgar kids in a weird town.
Same. I think I stopped watching around season 14 or so.

varies a little, just generally quite bland with a salty/sweet taste.

Tastes better (in your head) if the girl is peng, but generally doesn't taste bad at all.

Not really, you're probably thinking of Jess Phillips.

I've met loads of MPs and she was unironically one of the most down to earth.

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like I said mate, next time you get a cut/open scab, give it a lick

tastes like that

Usually I want McGregor to lose, but I just want to see Alvarez get his shit caved in this time.

raas man

Gets more metallic the deeper you go,because of all the dried period blood

Me and yhe lads was filming ourselves a dab video in a parking lot to post on insta and some cranky pensioner almost hit us

Fuck old people