Nearly white thread

Post ITT if you are nearly at the finish line of whiteness, but fell just a bit short

>tfw 3/4ths white

>be born in Slav country
>surrounded by Slav girls
>move to multicultural country
>still surrounded by Slav girls

how do i find a mixed qt gf lads

Move out of Pennsylvania, Vladamir.

>tfw all white but went to grade school in browntown
On the plus side, I know the secret to fighting niggers. If one is starting shit to your face it's because his homie is sneaking up from behind to cold-cock you.
I can also survive a 'yo mamma' snap battle. Not thrive, but survive.

>tfw all white but went to grade school in browntown

California?

Connecticut and from one of V4 countries

iktfb

Hispanics are the same, I got into a fight with 3 of them during my first week of high school in the US (3 v 1), they never do fair fights.

>be white
>for some reason people are often surprised to find this out
>they usually think I am half asian or that I am mexican although i look pretty average white
>coworker keeps telling me "I thought you were half"
>others: "You're white???"
>"Your family is from Mexico though, right?" (because I can speak Spanish)
>"Are you half asian?" (asked by an asian coworker, literally because he saw me eating rice)

hmmmmmm

>+-30% gypsy

its ok, only got beaten 7 times

>TFW 3/4 white with blue eyes.

Feels good familary

Missouri. Part of a "social experiment" where one generation sells out their children for nothing. Yay.

>I can speak Spanish
You are not white

>tfw whitest ITT

>chicanos

>if you are nearly at the finish line of whiteness
more like finnish line of whiteness amirite

you won the lottery. Dark/tan skin with bright blue eyes looks amazing.

>australian flag
he is probably half chink so he may just look like one of those half kazakh half russian

>born with light skin and ambiguous features
>have no issue fitting in with whites growing up but blacks don't like me. especially girls
>identify as black entire life because parents never tell me I'm mixed growing up
>reach teen years. suddenly realize not fully black or seen as black by peers
>discover tumblr. get brainwashed to feel guilty for having "light skin privilege" for four years
>finally free myself from their dogma after realizing they are just insecure and jealous and I don't owe them shit
>accept my status as a mixed person in society and feel 1000x better about myself

Feels good lads.

ok

I'm not, I'm a filthy anglo

Abominations.

This is revolting OP.

Please report for sterilization

>1/8 Native/Spanish NewMexican mix
I can get away with claiming basically any ethnicity I want though.

S-sorry

>3/4 White (grandmother comes from creol hispanics, so probably more like 7/8th)
>Green eyes, pale skin, and blonde hair
>still only 174 cm

>Peninsular father
>Mestiza mother
>181 cm

ZITTO ANIMALE

Are you a stolen generator baby

I'm African American

So I'm like 15% white

mom is rich hacendada from south Mexico, half native and speaks fluent Tzeltal and Tzotzil
dad was a low income güero living near the Guatemala border.
I have no idea where my family comes from and why I look so oddly weird, but I think is fine, btw I look bitching nice when I tan.

I'm pretty much Elliot Rodger sans inept social skills

You look like you might be qt

i do have blonde hair and blue eyes, but i'm mongol according to you guys even though my eyes are normal

I look like a bearded 15 yr old with Amerindian eyes, I kinda dig it, but took me a while to do it.

Hi

>writer mom
Oh lad, I'd love to talk about literature 24/7 with a non autistic person, you're living the dream

would bf/10

woah really? thats why trump wants to build a wall, here at least we have some honor on that and always go 1vs 1

>tfw i don't know my race is

is your indian side the good kind of indian? or do they fall in the poo in loo meme?

Its just a meme. They are in fact super jealous.

t. Super jealous hurri Tanskalainen

>so oddly weird
You look like literally every single non moreno non low class mexican, if your family is actually lowborn and from the south you actually do look pretty white.

Koni Demiko, thank me later lads.

>fag in school is self proclaimed racist
>"man, I'm paler than you, would you consider me better than you "
>Yes user, you are actually white
Nigger didn't even realize I had curly hair and thicker lips than any white.

>medium brown hair, darkish green or hazel eyed half-ashkenazi half-nordic

At least I can easily pass as a non-jew.

Some mixed girls are stupid hot

>lowborn and from the south you actually do look pretty white.
you hit the nail

>Nordic
Sure thing m8, whatever makes those dumb as shit yank girls drop their pants.

>very dark brown haired
>green eyes
>white tanned skin
> a mix of turkish, kurdish, slavic (ukrainians and ruskies), northern Caucasusian and little bit arab

You sound hot as fuck.

t-thanks

I agree with the Mexican.
Let me suck your dick.

>grandparent from my mother is Irish (redhead)
>grandmother from my mother is Spanish (black hair)
>grandparent from my father is Italian (blonde)
>grandmother from my father is Italian (blonde, blue eyes)

>brown hair
>brown eyes

>jewish
>the good kind of indian

dad's parents are from copenhagen. I meant it in a "muh heritage" way, I'm from USA.

Nope it's too fun triggering you people by merely existing.

>black skin

...

i have the same hair colour and lighter skin than girl in pic
are slavgirls allowed to be white?

Pure blooded celt, half Cornish, half black Irish. Really curly hair and dark features, I stand out in the North of England

>1/4 terroni
>1/2 portumoor
>1/4 nigger

Pŕoud Mediterranean master race reporting in

On my mother's side, we managed to trace back our family down to the 13th century, my ancestors were proud germanic pirates on the Danube who got ennobled, and from there they've been in Luxembourg ever since.

On my father's side, my great-grand father was born in a russian obshchina and lived there until Stolypin agrarian reforms, and his father quickly became insanely rich through wise investment around WW1.

So I'm 100% white, dark blonde with blue eyes, strong jaw and translucent skin.

thats me except polish instead of nigga

>terrone
Sorry user, I'll promise I'll be quick.

Sardinian