Who would win in a fight? I know Putin is a martial artist, but Obama seems bigger...

Who would win in a fight? I know Putin is a martial artist, but Obama seems bigger, stronger and in generally better shape

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obama is a big guy

Putin is a fucking manlet m8

Putin is a trained martial artist, was in the KGB, and has a lower center of gravity. Only thing Obama has going for him is being almost a decade younger

>and has a lower centre of gravity

You mean he's a fucking manlet? An average 14 year old boy could end him. Manlets are laughable.

t. 5'9 lanklet

Yeah he's a manlet but obama is tall and skinny

So yo be saying..

that putin is a chubby manlet? I agree.

>Obama seems bigger, stronger and in generally better shape
doesn't mean shit, if he doesn't know how to fight, Putin would win

Putin was KGB and a martial artist. Obama never really had any of that background, being taller would not be a counterbalance to any of that.

A trained fighter usually beats an untrained fighter, unless the untrained fighter is literally twice the size of the trained fighter. I would probably pick Putin even though he's a fat manlet. You don't really need to be a physical specimen if you know how to snap someone's neck, which Putin does.

Putin was never a KGB "agent" in the badass sense of the word, he was educated as a lawyer and worked as a bureaucrat. The whole Putin as a tough guy thing is propaganda, the guy was a professional paper pusher.

but he knows judo

Putin is 64. Obongo is a decade younger and is probably very fit from bouncing basketballs all the time.

It would go much like this, (Muhammad obviously representing the muslim Obama)

Putin would beat the piss out of Obama, but Mrs. Obama would break Putin in half with her big manly arms.

His judo hobby doesn't make him a brawler, and don't forget that Obonga has nigger blood.

I think Putin's got this

youtube.com/watch?v=7EkYhiBbmi4

Why i cant learn english?

>all neets ITT thinking being 10cm taller is insta win

obama doesn't even lift and putin knows martial arts, it's pretty obvious who would win

size doesn't really matter in a fight

>size doesn't really matter in a fight

>this is what manlets actually believe

>tfw Obama using those little girl weights that cardio bunnies use

Why weren't they both using barbells though?

Gee, I wonder

Obama's a fucking skeleton

no, it's a fact

Putin only fights kids though

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Lucky strike, one in a million

>sucker punch indicative of all manlet vs. lanklet fights

Putin is a judo blackbelt and master of takedowns. On the ground, height is meaningless, it would be KGB ground and pound punches vs Obama's face and the end result would be ugly.

OK. But who would win in a game of HORSE or first to 15?

t. Monkey Silva

>"shutting down..."

Obama seems like a pussy

30 years training in KGB and many people killed, i think putin know how to beat obama, and still ready for do that.
if someone learned to do that, he don't forget :)

for me is the question, what has obama learned in fighting ? i assume that in US also exists a program for the president, maybe with dope pills, extra energy or something like that

They use topsecret DARPA tech to upload fighting experience right into his brain

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You've obviously never seen a real fight you fucking faggots
Being some cm taller than your opponent means absolutely nothing

Being taller raises your center of gravity and makes your kicks comes out faster.

Have you seen the video of him "lifting"?

The rest isn't even trying

>fast kicks
I bet you'd try to imitate Jackie Chan in a real street fight
Protip: it's not gonna work

You need at least basic martial art training to be able to use your height and weight to your advantage. People without any training are weak as fuck.

Guys, where can I go to learn the basics of CQC?

Build a foundation on boxing, kick boxing or muay thai as fistycuffs is the basis of all combat.
Then you can add in grappling with Judo, wrestling or BJJ.
Then you can add in weapon training with Krav Maga or Eskrima.
In that order.

I personally prefer the boxing, wrestling, krav maga route. They stick to whats important and just work. Normally you only need boxing.

Putin was trained by Steven Seagal. Obama wouldn't stand a chance.

This, mostly. A striking art and a grappling art that practice live drilling/sparring.

>kicks
Unless they're on the ground kicking is among the worst thing you can possibly do

Double Dragon taught me kicks are more powerful than punches.

a kick in the hollow/backside of the knee can be pretty effective tho if you can get force behind it

I understand this reference.

Obama's taller and younger but i don't think he's stronger.
Seeing him throw that first pitch and seeing this
Makes me think he's a total dork and he doesn't have it in him to be even a threat to Putin.

This
When you try to kick him he will just grab your leg and make you fall to the ground

It's not about them being effective or not, it's about the fact that they leave you extremely vulnerable. A simple shove could put you on your arse and if your opponent gets hold of your leg it's over.

The last in-shape president we had was motherfucking Teddy Roosevelt.

He used to wrestle and box too aside from all the other strenuous physical activity.
> Roosevelt appreciated defense but discouraged backing away. President Roosevelt fought at 190 pounds. It is likely the boxing came to an end in early 1907. He had been blinded to the left eye from a punch or punches by 180 pound artillery officer, Dan Moore. At first his vision was “dim” (according to Roosevelt) during the winter of 1906. He likely attempted a few more bouts but stopped when he became permanently blind.
>President Roosevelt swam and rode horses as part of his routine exercise. Roosevelt preferred to swim the Great Falls of the Potomac. The secret service assigned to protect him was against these swimming conditions but the President dismissed them. Roosevelt swam nude with his clothes carried on head.
>During a scheduled 25 mile ride, both he and his wife completed the exercise, but a colonel of Cavalry became exhausted and had to quit. President Roosevelt was so disgusted by the lack of physical conditioning that he ordered 30 mile daily rides for all Army officers. The officers were angered and unhappy by this order, but their physical conditioning improved and it eventually proved popular.
>got shot near the heart and proceeded to give a 90 minute speech anyway before receiving aid
>stories like this:
>thieves steal his boat and go up an icy river
>TR spends a couple days building a new boat and follows them in the 0 F/-18 C cold while reading Tolstoy in his free time and then arrests them
>marches them three hundred odd miles through ankle deep mud to hand them over to the sheriff
>nps.gov/thro/learn/historyculture/roosevelt-pursues-boat-thieves.htm

Similar to an oblique kick?

Even though JFK had severe chronic back pain, when he was in WWII his patrol boat was btfo by the japs and he saved one of his injured men by biting down on the guy's lifejacket with his teeth and towing the guy a few miles to the nearest island.

>...a recreation billiards table would be deemed acceptable, but Roosevelt insisted that he wanted a wrestling mat instead. He had found wrestling to be good for his mental and personal health. The city auditor told the wrestling governor, “No!” Roosevelt soon had a mat in the gubernatorial office anyway, and 3-4 days a week, wrestled the middleweight champion. When Governor Roosevelt wrestled a less experienced man two ribs were damaged with his left shoulder pulled from its socket. The other wrestler received worse damage with a rib that had “caved in”. Roosevelt abandoned wrestling and returned to boxing as a safer form of exercise.
>Theodore Roosevelt continued boxing as Vice-President of the United States. Following the assassination of William McKinley, September, 1901, Roosevelt became the youngest Chief Executive in American history. For several years he continued to box as President. He would box against aides, the security men assigned to protect him and professional athletes. Roosevelt was boxing through 1905 when he mediated the conclusion of the Russian-Japanese conflict. The Nobel Prize Committee named Roosevelt their winner for 1906

Yeah, I left JFK out because of his back, plus his other issues.

I think Eisenhower was pretty fit, or at least he must have been, since he was army.

Also, I think FDR was pretty OK until the polio got him.

>Based Teddy will never fight Hades, win and regain eternal life, allowing him to go forth and lead America into the golden age

based as fuck

>wrestling might be a bit too damaging
>better do boxing instead

>negro.exe has stopped working...

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was that really a seizure??

What's going on there

>concussed
>having a seizure(?)
>fell down hard
we should probably give him cpr and roll him around as much as possible
also
>eyes blinking
>better check his pulse