*BRAAAAAAP*

*BRAAAAAAP*
Sorry user, I guess it was stupid to have those reheated burritos for lunch
*BRARARARARAP"
By the way I already clogged your toilet
You better get in there with a gasmask and a plunger soon if you ever want it to smell bearable ever again
*FRUUUUUUT*
Do you have another I could clog?
*BLAPT*
Its just that those burritos just expanded to ten times their original volume inside my gut and they still want to come out and say hello to the world
*FRRRRUUUUPT*
Can they say hello to your toilet?

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i want her on muh dik

You are the worst, even worse than a leaf posters

*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"

>germanics with fart fetish

t. Biggest mass produced of fart porn

hes a pole living in Danmark

>brown women

...

make my brain do a thing

that LOL killed me

jesteśmy bydłem zagranicznym 2bh

Nice to see someone saving my OC

>usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

quality thread, thumbs up from me and favourited

why do i like this so much

You are a certain type of coprophile
Embrace it

pottery

what do i do now wtf its like finding out youre gay

what do i do if i find you are gay?

>burritos
Is that common food in Denmark or are you pretending to be American?

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godamn it james joyce
didnt expect that

I will concede to fans of tits over ass that there are too many perverts who think the hindquarters are attractive for all the wrong reasons, not like tits.