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american exceptionalism edition

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cara

korean pop

byron

stuntin on turbo lads

bernstein

delete this

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oh fuck off

going to give 110% to make this a quality thread

EXCEPTIONAL edition

going to give 110% of this thread a quality street

*places his hand on yours and smiles*

hahaha

moving to asia lads

>Suzanne takes you down
>To her place near the river

*doesn't look around*
oop sorry mate
*takes hand away and picks up my pint with it*

funeral on tuesday

pros: day off work
cons: have to talk to relatives, have to pretend I'm a working class runt like them, shit food, have to buy a new suit jacket, loss of life

not with those dirty nails runt

Make America Shart Again

Fuck off if Suzanne even tried to take me down I'd fucking spark her out right there and then mate
Her place near a river of fucking tears mate

Sup Forums has become so fucking reddit thanks to the election

>praise KEK le xD
>le dubs and trips xD
>first post best post!!!!
>OMG the berenstain alternate timeline!!

Trinny and Suzannah fart 67 times a day

>Canadian singer, songwriter and poet Leonard Cohen has died aged 82.

shit

helped a few geezers push-start their car today lads

this, it's quite sad really.

good lad

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love how Sup Forums used a song so contrary to their message as their anthem
peep the comments

67 mentioned

RIP in piece

reckon you could help me push start my willy?

creasing at this

whose that guy you always post in these threads?

shitskins wouldn't hate whitey as much today if it weren't for hitler

ALL OF DAT ALL OF DAT

Nah mate I don't do that

might put a bowl of water in my room for my dog

just watching some irl interracial porn starring the old ball n chain haha she's a nightmare

yeah mate *punches your nose into your brain*

take that!

>whose
mong

it's been like that a while, just spiked with Trump
someone requested that mitt romney losing compilation on Sup Forums and he got spammed with a bunch of posts saying "everyone knows that's fake" "CTR shill" etc

getting a job in oz lads

they say I need a green card but just gonna dinghy it from indonesia init lmao fooled again

they're just excited

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bish bash bosh

having a laugh in prague

rasheed

reminiscing to the time i drunk a LOT of negroni's and woke up sunburned on a river bank

going to have a sort through the old chon folder

could homeless people spend all day just chillaxing in a shopping centre so long as they're not causing shit or pestering shoppers? even if they just keep walking around without sitting on the benches or entering the shops?

can the security guys legally throw them out even if they're not doing anything wrong?

having trouble thinking of a good post

been sitting here thinking about it for a solid 15 minutes

ed? you there mate?

>cocktails

ooh 'ello

private property innit

>implying
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yeah that's what anti loitering signs are about. Some homeless people sign up to 24 hour gyms to get hot showers, be able to charge their phones etc and occasionally do a cheeky sleep when they reckon staff won't find them. Seems like an extremely stressful life

how's about that then

Homeless people are always causing shit or pestering shoppers though.

There is no such thing as a non-insane homeless person. There is way too much social support in this country to allow for that. People that are legitimately homeless here, living on the street tier, are doing so willingly or because they have serious mental problems.

Priate property, but Loitering isn't illegal in the UK. Not ince the 80s

i was just showing off tbf

everyone was like "fuck mate how can you drink that you mad man" i was like "haha too easy mate too easy"

next minute im being harassed by morning cyclists

i get offended by fart jokes

me last friday x

what a post

Only just woken up lads :S

Observe

priates...

GOOD post

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*looks at the ceiling and sighs*

don't talk to me or my son ever again

Can't wait for the great Russio-American alliance lads.

Mars colonization in two years.

>get all the way to aus coast
>you're not allowed in m8

would casually terminate their existence and begin my new life picking strawberries 2bh

any of the witcher lads here?

feel good for the oldies on Sup Forums who supported Ron Paul and have never been recognised in mainstream politics, now they have their own recognised movement.
The cancer can fuck off though.

where did A Moon Shaped Pool end up ranking?

[do NOT reply to this if you think ok computer > in rainbows]

*lmaoing at my own life*

*walks behind you at an uncomfortably close distance*
*catches your heels*

Very slow today, very slow.. Wonder what's going on. Where is everyone? Sad!

I live in London and homeless people are just the worst. Wish they'd all just die

We're all still setting up our argos TVs delivered at no extra cost

radiohead is shite listen to darkthrone

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no idea what this means but replying anyway

I just stick to Brit/pol/, it's a lot better.

so uhhh...
*moonwalks away from you*

doing a poo lads ahaha

*places single wrinkled hand on one of the many cold grey gravestones of you all*

Gee.. I... I really miss you lads

gonna be a super moon this Sunday night lads, get on that

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how it's a bit far away mate haha

Hey, you there, come back!
*moonwalks after you*

#NotMyPresident

Democracy is overrated.

#NotMyQueen

watching The Warriors lads

luv it xx message me :)

already there lad hahhahahahahahhahah

*shouts at you from across the street*
*calls you by your embarrassing nickname*
*runs across the road and gets mowed down by an Audi A4*

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#notmyaustralianposter

I'm the official /brit/ ambassador and will be representing the threads for today

*looks at you*

*turns on my 48" 1080p Polaroid TV that I bought from ASDA*
ahh yes, now to get cosy and watch some Planet Earth II

*posts picture of my cosy setup on /brit/*
*500 replies ripping me a new one for owning a Polaroid TV*

Might kill myself

Why yes I do post little anime girls on a tibetan finger painting forum.

made me feel

Paddies fuck up everything lads