/balt + ausnz/

no foreigners edish

3D women are NOT important..

VERY good thread

good thread

only important post in this itt

I was shaving my pubes with an electric razor to send a nude pic to my girlfriend, and it cut my dick open. So I tucked my dick and balls behind my legs and sent her a photo of that.

Guys the tinder girl is not replying

5/5 good bantz

hmm very interesting

Stick your head between your legs and jump out the window

STOP MAKING THREADS FUCK

WHO ELSE HAS 2 WORK FOR THE DOLE HERE??? HOW OFTEN R THE FUCKING SMOKOS FUCK

hmm

quite the post here

Was to be expected. You were probs not hot enough for how boring you are.

What was the last movie you went to the cinemas to see?

Looper in late 2012 for me

Thanks

when me and my dad went to see the rise of planet of the apes movie in 2011

Sadly I must agree

Where you the guy before who said she replied you with "aha :)"?

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Yeah, and you're the guy who said I'm about to be used or something.
Anyway who else are planning to get wasted this fine evening?

Delete this picture of me

for fucks sake i hate u ppl now i know why i dont come here no one ever fucking helps me i have a ptroblem i just want to know something instead i get some person half way aroudn thwe world that thanks me for no reason.... wtf

When the first Hobbit movie came out. That movie also confirmed that CGI prequels are always bad.

dude come back when u get manners

when did bogans start coming to this general

You type like someone on the dole too.

Mate, it's good that you get some learning experience with talking to chicks. But when you asked for advice and I told you to drop her because the way she expresses herself was mainly throw away words to make you spill spaghettis.

My mum

some of you are clearly blind

hmm

hmm

HMM

Sorry it's a meme
I can't help you because I'm not on the dole but I wish you that your life gets better. You might wanna ask on Reddit for stuff like this.

agree

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I could snap his neck like a pencil in a matter of seconds. I wonder if he knows this. He should.

Wow, hot mum. Can I touch?

don't make me bring out the wojak

I like our federation but can we even stop ivans?

Did he died

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me n the 'shkrel will crush both your orbitals u fuckin egg looking cunt

wtf.... i got manners,... just not for ppl like that that just shit post.. i can say pls n ty... wtf...

get some better ones...

It's all good. To be honest I wasn't really serious and I'm actually pretty smooth with girls irl, but somehow I can't master the tinder game

i'm not gonna drink today. thought you should know

no, but was arrested for terrorism

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I'd come all the way over there. I'd drive to your gaff and I'd drag you by the scruff of your neck and I'd cook you on the bonnet of my car you sap

That fucking picture. Everyone there is literally the stereotype of its given country.
The Swede who looks like a good student and the Finn who just doesn't give a shit anymore.

based hacker man

Martin is a hero
a messiah
HE'LL give us that 2 million dollar Wu tang clan album

B

hakker dude

Carl Bildt is a very evil man

I'll give your teeth a taste of my steel caps with your face on the cement you scrawny little fuckwit

time to walk my dog lads

gonna take my vape outside too

>¥€€

The necessary evil.

>An eccentric mountain man is haunted by a recurring dream of being lost at sea. He discovers that the dream is real and that he is, in fact, one man in two bodies.
forever condemned in the role of that bizarre dude with existential issues

Goodnight lads. I like you all

Xoxo.

Oh yeah, would ya? Thought so. Get out of my face you waster

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goodnight jungle savage man

ABD are all correct

g'night m'dude

3=====8

A REMINDER THAT MAORIS WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

sleep tight bud

haha loooks like me lol

Meet my by the overpass

u know the one

bring ur mates ur gonna need em

*does the haka*

The hottest crime is acquiring a large sum of money through illegal manners

Fucking hell, shits going down lads! bring yer beer!

You better bring more than your mates because when I'm dine with you ya won't be breathing

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*does a pukana*

putting down 100 money for the aussie. anyone man enough to take the bet?

I'm gonna fist some Aussie cunts and make new bastards

betting 50 on this guy

hmm looking at prices now i don't think i'll ever be able to justify going again
19-22 dollarydoos for one person is ridiculous

talk slick get your neck slit real quick git

me shkreli n big bazza b are gonna fuck your face up not even your own mum will recognize you

that's fucking hot mate

Second to the finn 60 from me.

How does one open a coconut in his own kitchen?

Hard talk from a soft lad. There will be 3 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90

for it to be 50% there have to be 2 answers
then the chance would be 75%

With a hammer and a chisel.

*leans into the microphone*
"Russia"

me lol

that's clearly a MtF

looks like a trap 2bh

Not to shabby mate.

*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kiddo

fucking ban me plz

I asked her to post that pic

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>australians not responding
>bestonia and America the BASED only
M8s, the fuck?

We both know that isn't happening lad

your jaw is gonna recede faster than it already is after im done with you little man

when was this?

there's 4 answers of which 2 are correct

hmm

What do basic bitches want? They're boring as fuck.

Late September or October, not sure.