Man norwegians are so based. Some edgy kids insult their country and they just shrug it off. My fellow murkins get triggered immediately if someone has even a slightest doubt that the US is not the greatest country in the world. And they are not oil niggers desu. They would be fine without oil. It is about their people and their system, not about oil. You gotta understand this you white niggas. Yes, Russia I am looking at you.
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Norway SUCKS!
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breivik
t. jake
t. Magnus
are they richer than sweden?
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NORWEGIANS, STOP BULLYING NORWAY!
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i lik norvej
>Yes, Russia I am looking at you.
They are invaders and pillagers. Ask England about them.
no u
I would never hate Norway
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>They are invaders and pillagers
>says russia
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It's true.
>tfw Norwegian pickpockets are overwhelming English cities
GO HOME BJORNS
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What are bad things about Norway? All I can think of is
>too many non-whites, even if it's not as bad as Sweden/Germany
>women are sluts
Everything else seems max comfy.
>What are bad things about Norway?
It's expensive as fuck. It's cheaper to go on vacation in Thailand or the states than it is in Norway.
There have been massive feud between Norway and Finland in cross-country skiing and doping.
Finnish skiers were busted in 2001 and the Norwegians were smug as fuck about that and now, fifteen years later their best skiers are getting busted as well and the smugness is catapulted right back at them.
you will forever be known as sweden light
It's expensive for non-Norwegians, but Norway isn't expensive for Norwegians right? I'm assuming wages are proportionate to cost of living, else all the Norwegians wouldn't have these affluent lives.
>tfw not Norwegian
>but Norway isn't expensive for Norwegians right?
It's pretty expensive for everyone. Despite its wealth Norway have pretty impressively high taxes on literally everything. The only real upside is that going anywhere but Switzerland is cheap for Norwegians. That's why a lot of Norwegians living close to the border come to Sweden to buy their groceries (which is good for both of us).
>thread is full of swedes and finns talking shit
Nice meme, but we're just as cucked and fucked as any other modern "liberal" "democratic" country
>full of swedes
It's just me desu
I want to impregnate a ethic norsk girl and have beautiful children with her that will defend the new Europe.
>new Europe
shoo shoo kackerlacka
>brexit
>trump
>hofer (expected)
>??
You know the tide is turning, I'm aryan.
>I'm aryan.
What the fuck are you even trying to apply?
We better get along in the future, at least that's what I'm hoping for.
apply = imply*
lul
our minimum wage for working on mac donalds or a grocery store is about 150kr/hour. if you worked 5 days a week 8hours a day, you would make 24 000kr or 2628euro a month. If you make that, you are considered poor in Norway.
This whole aryan thing reminds me of something, but yeah i'm just kidding.
Why do Norwegians have such long names?
There is was this musician dude on youtube, his name is something like Akele-Shmakele Larsson-Swensson. I thought he was a quartet. No, turned out that was one and the same guy. Explain this, Norway.
how socialism works in norway but not in south america
its normal to have a middle name and because of "equality" lots of women don't take their husbands name in marriage, the children often end up with both the mother and fathers surname
we make it work by not having socialism
less negros more white whites
trust in the system, high education, low corruption and walking on a thin line that everyone benefits and like paying taxes. If one of these things were to go wrong the whole system collapses.
It is also beneficial that everyone can check up online how much money their neighbor and politicians make (and how much they have saved in their bank)
Norway is cool, but the people there have a genetic disease that leads to like 60-80% of them having asthma.
Maybe they should import some long distance runners to fix that.
mMmm, where could we find such fine gentlemen.
>it's another "American talking about European countries" episode
60-80% better than your skiers Finnbro
>socialism
>everyone can check up online how much money their neighbor and politicians make
no way. I understand politicians, but neighbors? If my company published this info, probably half of us would get pissed and quit lmao.
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Really makes you think how amazing norwegian skiers would be if they weren't all asthmatic.
Norwegians consistently engage in self-masturbatory virtue signalling. Go to any youtube video where some celebrity mentions Norway and it'll be full of comments by norwegians telling people how great Norway is. Sad!
you can only check 500 people a month, but you can literally check everyone. I think it has to do with "janteloven" a kind of unwritten rule in our culture to not think you are better than anyone or let anyone else think they are better than you.
Our government reflects this in many ways. One of them is being able to check how much your coworker make, your bosses, your family their family etc. It helps keep things equal and shady big business deals in the open.
Maybe with lipstick, Harald.
To be honest that happens with every tiny, irrelevant nations. Finland is excatly the same.
another note on janteloven, is that a lot people think of it as a negative thing. That it kills ambition, because it brings people to drag others down to their level, i personally think it has more to do with scandinavians valuing people who are humble and dislike people who like flashing their wealth and bragging.
You need to login to the database with your personalia, so it's easy to find out who's been searched your name
Norway has very high taxes and still one of the most popular countries for investors. How?
I think its sad that they implemented that. Especially since it was a right wing politician angry about people snooping on her and her rich friends.
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>is. Sad!
do you cry now?
>I think its sad that they implemented that
Of course everyone has the right to know who's been searching your name
>do you cry now?
Is this your idea of trash talk?
But if you must know, yeah it's so sad that I'm moved to tears.
>you can only check 500 people a month,
man,,, i would check all of them fuckers today, they don't do shit and probably make 30% more than me.
But seriously, I see your point. However, I find it interesting that you don't regard this as a big brother's nosiness apparently?
Ah! So it is like "stalking" someone on linkedin or facebook or whatever kek
That is like your opinion man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
its more of a public opportunity to keep tabs on the government and CEO's, it helps keep wages on equal terms with your coworkers and you can snark and be passive aggresive against rich people.
>Minimum wage meme
There is no legal minimum wage in Norway.
Employers could in theory pay as little as they want to.
What you think of as "minimum wage" is just the general consensus that is negotiated every year between the labourers union (LO), and the employers union (NHO).
>man,,, i would check all of them fuckers today
and the next day they will call you and ask why you searched up their names
Transparency goes both ways.
You can see their tax registers, and they can see who's looking into their tax registers.
You see, you have to be registered with name and various personalia to be able to search through the tax registers.
No seriously tell me, apart from light banter, how come there are rarely edgy posts from Norwegians, and you rarely get triggered when people talk shit about you. With all the shitflinging on Sup Forums I find it refreshing. Or is it because y'all are just older than 16? :D
>You need to login to the database with your personalia, so it's easy to find out who's been searched your name
WTF when did this happen?
Erna man..
i'm dead inside
What do you mean edgy posts?
its because we don't listen to the opinion of peasants.
How would being edgy serve us in any way?
It's not like people would take me very seriously if I were to present my opinions in some autistic sperglordly mannor.
>how come there are rarely edgy posts from Norwegians
uh, lurk more?
we have edgy posters, myself included
some of the other edgy norwegian anons I've seen here are basically neo nazis
Myself, I have four names.
A first name.
A given middle name.
My mothers last name, which serves as another middle name.
And my last name, my fathers last name.
On a daily basis, I only present myself with myself with my first name.
In a more formal setting, I also include my last name.
> neo nazis
well i've seen some of those kinds on Sup Forums but that place is completely insane regardless of flags. they are a separate nation.
they're right here on Sup Forums
We have many nazi-like guys in the norwegian thread, you just don't know about them because you can't read those posts.
Which is a good thing because we don't need more niggers in our country, we have enough leeches already.
Why would anyone be triggered? This is Sup Forums, it's 50% memes, 50% serious, 50%banter.
Sure, but I guess I am not really talking about ones beliefs but rather about baiting and getting triggered easily etc.
I don't really mind them. It's interresting to read other peoples perspective.
As long as the debate don't go full Sup Forumstard with things like Jews more or less being shapeshifting mole-people and so on.
Jeg er spansk : D
My point exactly
Ikke noe galt med det
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>Trist!
griner du?
> Ålesund
All of you who post Ålesund need to know that a sunny day in Ålesund is as common as planetary alignments.
Bruh. Norway is boring. The most important thing to know before anyone comes here expecting peace a quiet, it's fucking boring.
so what is a fun country for you then?
A country in that doesn't capitalize purely on fish and oil. That's fucking boring. That's just a glorified offshore rig of a country.
That flag triggers me
Bullying nordics is for other nordics. Rest of the world needs to stop.
>And they are not oil niggers desu. They would be fine without oil
This
Norway is the best country, I wish I could have stayed there longer.
That's not unique to Norwegians, it's like that in spanish speaking countries too
In Chile you must have two surnames and a first name, minimum, most people also have at least one middle name.
That's a somewhat unusually long Norwegian name in my book.
I've said that before but I swear to God, Norway for the most part looks like one of our hillbilly states but without the hillbillies or meth heads. So I mean comfy!
lots of rural places here yes