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Meow Meow edition

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I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene
And I'm neither left or right
I'm just staying home tonight
Getting lost in that hopeless little screen


t. literally me

/balt/

think youre a big man cos you go gym

>$60,000 a year vegetarian boarding school

absolutely blows my mind that this exists within a free market

>education in Britain is a free market

really got my gears turning

BULLETS WILL GET YOUR FACE CAVED IN

>mixing meow with anything.

christ almighty.

fucks sake
nobody ever called it "Meow Meow" or "Bubble" or "Meth 2.0" except the tabloids.
It was meph or m-cat

ah yes

shame too, the porn vids they did were alright

Do you have spar shops in britain lads?

Not too bad lads

I missed WBA and Bournemouth

yes verge is penis

well private education is, isn't it? Here in canada if a school doesn't accept provincial funding it can give whatever curriculum it wants

can smell her from here

Give me something to type lads.

Be careful

*happy slaps everyone in this thread*

classic banter

ye also known as the paki shop

Start up funding was [rovided by some weird western version of Buddhists, who had vegetarian diet as a condition of the school opening

>tfw no skinny emo girl sitting on my face

>Work all year since January
>Take away rent, car fees, insurance, fuel, student loan etc
>Only managed to save 6k

Ah yes, impressive

The poppy has become far too popularised, commercialised and politicised to be a symbol of remembrance.

It's worn by people who are told it's important to wear it, but do not know the reasons why and they do so through fear of being shamed as disrespectful and unpatriotic.

Prove me wrong.

Yeah it's called MCAT not meow meow.

where did these new age wankers raise the funds? do they expect copious donations from all their members?

she has such a pie face

>spar is dutch
mental

actually ive never done mephodrone
might try

you can have a donation from my member if you'd like ;)))

Yeah it's called Mephedrone, not MCAT.

embarrassing desu
try this one
sporcle.com/games/g/premierleaguealltime

damn

would love to see them fight it out

>honouring war mongers

ah yes

>airplane mode
>wifi on

hmmmm something doesn't add up here

Yeah it's called (RS)-2-Methylamino-1-(4-methylphenyl)propan-1-one, not Mephedrone

roses are red,
no more energy,

off to watch an ice hockey match with the so-called gf lads

super comfy

Have a friend ready and willing to take it off you or you'll blow through it all in a single night

user I think you might be an idiot

>Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker
>cohen

ah yes

Not quite the same in the UK.

like coke tbH

How much of a brain dead piece of shit do you have to be not realise the poppy is remember those that gave their lives in our militaries? Especially the lost generation of young men that were manipulated into signing up for WW1 and never came back.

EVERY canadian child learns this poem on november 11th at some point in primary.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

He was a a good Jew.

paying a chubby milf £300 to sit on my face and let me rim her tonight

went to a school like dat
was fire

alri nerd

really need my willy sucked lads

might explode if someone doesn't sort it out ASAP

>mfw Brits call chips "crisps"
>mfw Brits call freedom fries "chips"
>mfw Brits call turkey salad a "roast dinner"
>mfw Brits call a grease whisk a "fork"
>mfw Brits call the food hole a "mouth"
>mfw Brits call diet pizza a "quiche"
>mfw Brits call vegetarian meatloaf "bread"
>mfw Brits call a three-storey cream sandwich a "cake"
>mfw Brits call the bathroom a "supermarket floor"

What are you doing in Britland Kev?

How many lads here drink on their own at home on a Friday night?

Got Dishonored 2 arriving in the next few hours and I'm thinking about going out to get some beers

sounds putrid

good luck

I work 9-5 but still masturbate 3-4 times a day

>whom
>lest
>whilst

I remembering wanking to this cunt a year or so ago. The webms and all

me

top tier post

sick of all this trump shit already

dunno who I'm finding more annoying at this point: the SJWs who talk like he's the second coming of Hitler, or the retards who legitimately think he gives a single fuck about them and is actually going to do pretty much anything he said he would

I'm going for a wank

>inb4 fence-sitter

I don't know, nor care how it is treated or thought of in your shitty non-country, you fucking self-important moosenigger. My remarks were purely based in the attitudes in the UK.

Neck yourself.

me every friday and saturday and sometimes sunday night haha

>diet pizza
>vegetarian meatloaf

Me

I'll prolly grab a bottle of voddy, watch the USA/MEX game then play some Bioshock

getting compliments on my sex lads

>People who drink casually and non-socially

wew.

>How much of a brain dead piece of shit do you have to be not realise the poppy is remember those that gave their lives in our militaries
doesn't matter if it's for the innocent. it is a stunt used to the advantage of people who never gave their lives, people who sent others to death

wew I've unironically shagged this >girl AMA

yeh drinking alone is pretty runty

don't know whether to buy spirits or beer or wine

bottle of Jim Beam is on offer atm 70cl for £13

it boggles the mind that the freedom fries controversy I had to actually live through as a part of massive international tension and it's now reduced to a funny meme for youngsters

ah yes edgy communist university students who want to kill all white people

Taking a nap. Thankyou much love goodnight.

Currently on a 2.5 day coke binge myself

It was the same war you fucking idiot.

90% of recruits in the Canadian army in 1914 were born in Britain. We did not even have a choice to declare war on Germany and AH. At least 50 men from my secondary and 200 from my town gave their lives in WW1, WW2 and Korea.

You sound like a disgusting paki
No, to me the poppy is an anti-war symbol. The only war I'll honour is ww2, it was the only necessary one.

FONT

Pinned a poppy on my plums

Jim Beam is shit la
If you can find bulleit bourbon go with that unless you don't care how you get shitfaced

you know that stuff will rot your teeth and give you diabetes

good lad

>staying in on a friday

i like the green one

rate the new specs lads

>caring about the quality of your alcohol

really starting to think this fucking icelandic runt is actually a brit proxyfag

his patter fits in too well

sphirex.tumblr.com/archive

His/her tumblr haha madting

um normies leave pls

no he's just a beggy cunt

I can't buy anymore at least

Too old to pretend I enjoy drinking with others. Drinking alone is obviously superior.

v cewl

Marina, i'm pretty sure

Have you fuck

That one's good too

underage

ah yes elon musk

youtube.com/watch?v=JHIqHl7b1LY

the gf

Ah yes, the thick dribbling tit who does as he is told without caring to explore it beyond the misguided belief it makes him patriotic

You think Harry Leslie Smith is a "edgy communist uni student" too, you fucking gimp?

Trump wasn’t the only winner in Tuesday’s election. The other was cannabis

anyone else noticed ian wright is a pepe?

Got called a spacker in greggs earlier lads

>there will be a NYC-LA hyperloop in your lifetime