1v1 no nukes

Who wins?

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You must really be starved of (you)s to even consider making this thread. Actually feel sorry for you baka desu senpai

Britain. This would be our plan of attack.

dumb people would think UK easily but they dont even notice that polish stealth tanks can warp right into every places in London

can't fight if the 5th columnist plumbers won't work

SUPRIZE MOTHAFUCKA

>Who wins?
Poland, because no Polish pilots to defend Britain for us.

Is that what you wanted, Gzregorz? Are you happy now? Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE????

Stupid potato nigga, we have more then just 1 line that splits into 3

but no match for brilliant polish tactic developed by renowned polish intellectuals

Someone screencap these battleplans and Whatsapp them to No. 10. Her Majesty's Government must know

Knew the Irish would fall for it. :^) The battle of Moneymore would prove a decisive defeat and result in the annexing of the Republic.

Whats next, dashed lines? Pie graphs?

That was just a cunning ruse to lead you away while the shadow army is activated

This line is thicker and more menacing than the others. It makes me nervous and, yes I'll admit it, scared.

Thank god we have Portugal on our side

Great Britain
+ better armed
+ better traines

Poland
+manlier men

Hard battle, but I think GB wins this.

You underestimated us

End of stage one of The Anglo-Polish war
Start of stage two.

>UK never lost
> wtf is poolan ?

somewhat uncommon flag

oh shit poland is gonna use something

It's time, lads

Britain has a better army plus manlier men u cucks

It would be closer than people think but the UK would probably end up on top.

ov vey

Tbh it would depend where the fighting would take place.
Poland has twice as many soliders, and significantly more artillery and tanks, but it's fleet is almost non-existant compared to UK, and it's airforce is also inferior.
We'd likely be able to defend ourselves, but not launch successful attacks.

Also, we have an ace up our sleeve.

good thread

UK will have upper hand during early stage. But then Polan will use "that" and

The UK never successfully invaded any European country.
Poland has never successfully prevented an invasion.

Tough call.

We'll offer Britain to divide polan into 2 parts.

After hours of running different simulations and scenarios, I have concluded that pic rel is the most probable way it would play out.

t. Polish intellectual

We'll offer Poland to divide Russia into 2 parts

But Polabro's are one of our best allies!

If the war started in the morning, we'd be having pints in Warsaw by afternoon.

We'll offer Turkey to build new Ottoman Empire with blackjack and serbia

>>UK never lost
UK lost a shitton of wars they are one of the most combatant nation on Earth, they fought hundreds of wars

Just like Poland the difference is we were much less succesful

>Poland has never successfully prevented an invasion.
What about that one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Soviet_War ?

user probably means the UK has never been conquered, which is true. England was conquered a few times but the UK has never known that kind of defeat

Did you have a bad day at work? Sometimes I want to fight my boss aswell.

I was under the impression the polish invasion of the UK has already begun

They're our mexicans, they come over and do the low pay jobs and in exchange they get to enjoy the first world.

kek'd

>who wins
No one, not even shot fired to be honest, everybody would assume that the war is not worth the trouble because of distance and geography.

I don't need to go to the UK to "enjoy first world" we have Warsaw

you can really see the perfidy in this pic

if poland wins they would be starve to death because no toilet cleaning =/= no money

if british caliphate wins they would be die of bacteria caused by unclean toilets

well now he's not
here's another

Poland. We already have boots on the ground in britain.