Wrote the best punk songs of the 90s

>Wrote the best punk songs of the 90s
>Still plays great live shows despite being in his 50s
>Has a long career ahead of him despite his age
>Amazing guitarrist
Is there anything he can't do?

hell be fine

>Is there anything he can't do?

look like he doesn't own a closet full of silk dragon shirts

WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE

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Thanks for bumping my thread lad!

have visible eyebrows

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I know this is bait but he has a lot more accomplishments than he gets credit for. He led one of the biggest bands of the 90s (including the highest-selling independent album of all time), he's a grad student in microbiology with a published paper on HIV research, he's a licensed pilot who has completed a round-world trip, and he owns a brand of hot sauce.

Also their first two albums are really good.

Gringo Bandito's actually pretty good for a cheap hotsauce

Turns out he's a nice human bean

>tfw The Kids Aren't Alright
>tfw Can't Repeat
Gotta give him credit for lyrics that get outside the "yeah I'm young fuck society I love skateboards" drivel of '90s pop-punk bands.

while the OP is obviously exaggerating, you do gotta give the guy some credit for his 90s work.

the only criticism i have for him is he can't really sing. even if you look at the 90s stuff live, he was always flat, especially in songs that are higher in range, like low self esteem for example. he's never been able to hit the actual notes in the high part since the 90s. although i bet he could hit it if he let his voice go into a belting tone or growling note, like say paul mccartney, or even cobain who basically sang 100% through his gut which is why he always had that raspy but high range voice. instead dex prefers to always have a clean timbre instead of pushing himself.

*self esteem

yes i never claimed to be a big fan, just my observations over the years

The Offspring are fucking terrible
What is the matter with you people

Silk dragon/flame shirts with Jnco's and wallet chains will make a comeback next year. Mark my words.

I dunno about the first one, but Ignition is really great. Shame the shit they put out in later years makes people overlook the good stuff they did make.

nostalgia

FLAVORTOWN

wrong

Ignition and Smash are god-tier, and they're a fun show to go to. I saw them a few years back play Smash in it's entirety and it was one of my favorite concerts i've been to

How am I wrong? PONK RAWK with a singer whose singer sounds like he's been castrated? How is this good?

You are vaiting but desu I love Offspring. It's my guilty pleasure. Smash is so tight.

Smash is unironically a good record and doesn't need to be labled a guilty pleasure. Anything post 1996 tho, might be

He looks like he bleached his hair to the point where it ascended to heaven.