We hanged a monkey that washed up after a wrecked armada vessel because we believed that was a Frenchman.
Poor fucking monkey was tried and convicted.
What we like?
Best ally
Jaxson Perry
Gavin Green
If only all peoples and nations were as faithful as Albanians.
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Oliver Sullivan
We don't have any allies (maybe we share mutual short-term goals with China and Iran), but generally speaking, we only have spheres of influence. Almost like United States.
Dominic Diaz
Not even Belarus
Grayson Perry
How would things be if you had not have killed your royal family? Would you be like us with figureheads?
Russia, Moscow was a European outpost. You were the the lads that held the hordes back.
Jacob Lopez
We have allies m8, a shitload of them.
Soon you vodka niggers will be one of them.
Landon Foster
You have allies. You just hate them between wars.
Zachary Ross
United States of America. We helped them when they needed it, they helped us when we needed it. Lots of friendly banter between us, some disagreements once in a while, but at the end of the day we're still friends.
Mason Baker
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Lincoln Peterson
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