Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 33 Nights since last BNM: 21
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -The follow up to Channel Orange is finally here! -Life on Mars? named best song of the 70's -Rest in peace Toots Thielemans -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, AJJ, Angel Olsen, and Frank Ocean -/p4k/ forever
David Fisher
This nigga suck dick I refuse to review
Charles Parker
Blonde is getting a 9.6 I'm calling it now
Dylan Cruz
blond 9.8
Jonathan Cooper
crystal castles will get reviewed tonight. Frank review tomorrow night. Calling it now.
Brody Murphy
blonde's gonna get an 8 and twitter/ktt will be salty af
Julian Harris
Is Blond getting a perfect 10?
Jayden Wood
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
Mason Lewis
What are your predictions for these?
>Frank Ocean - Blonde >Frank Ocean - Endless
Caleb Cook
Blond 9.1 I can almost guarantee it Remember how last year they gave like 4 different albums a 9.3? 9.1 is the new meme score.
Robert Nelson
9.6 BNM
it has to be
Samuel Peterson
Will Blonde beat or tie 9.1? If it won't top it, is there any release this year that can?
Grayson Jones
I feel like Atrocity Exhibition might seriously surprise and get a really high rating
Jason Miller
blonde will get a high 8 with a bnm. endless will get an even 8.0 with no bnm. nothing will top it. bon iver is due for a pan. probably high 7, but he will make the p4k top 40.
Nolan Wood
bonny bear will bring back the white man's indie and score a 9.6
Nathaniel Long
this seems very plausible. you know your pitchfork
Henry Parker
why on earth do you think Blonde would get anything less than a 9.0?
Levi Hughes
this this this
also: bon iiver
Jonathan Collins
I just don't see blonde getting less than 9, they gave channel orange a 9.5, he has progressed so far as a writer, they might rate it higher than cO
Matthew Perry
do you guys not understand they don't rate anything based on music? the twin releases will hurt him. also that nothing else has gotten more than a 9.1. conde nast is pushing them hard on their grade inflation.
Eli Williams
Part of me is hoping what's left of the old p4k will return and give the new Nick Cave album a high score. They gave Abattoir Blues a 9.0 for gods sake and this album is sounding like it could easily be one of his best.
Asher Russell
this 100%
Jonathan Wright
blond - 9.0 endless - 8.1 ajj - no review bc idk
Aaron Nelson
Huh, there's a new crystal castles album out
Did they do any promo for it? I had no idea
Jordan Ward
First album without that girl everybody on Sup Forums likes
David Lopez
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Adrian Long
its getting 9.3
Ian Lopez
Blonde gets a 9.8
Calling it
Julian Flores
Channel Orange will clearly remain the quintessential Frank album, as well as the defining album of alt-RnB
None of the new songs will have the impact of Thinkin Bout Your or Pyramids
The ceiling is 9.2 and the floor is maybe 8.7
Lincoln Perez
it won't be over 9.5
Jaxon Green
No, no, no, no.
Jayden Young
endless today, crystal castles tomorrow, blond never
Dylan Ward
8.3 BNM incoming
Oliver Perez
Really reasonable guess
Isaac Stewart
it's getting over 9.5
Nicholas Gutierrez
Bon Iver will get over a 9 unless it seriously disappoints, which I don't think it will. The only other album that could top it at this point besides Blond is the new Brand New album that could come out later this year.
Isaac Morgan
New CC 6.0 because new Alice
Chase Edwards
bold
Isaac Robinson
this
didn't think an album like this would come this year. whew...
Eli Morris
Blonde is getting a 10
screencap dis
brace yourselves
Lucas Williams
Capped
Camden Brooks
Blonde getting a 8.8
David Roberts
lamo
William Gonzalez
frank definitely getting a high 9 to a 10
they posting late because they got a lot to say
Asher Richardson
frank ocean beat the fuck out
Andrew Scott
If he can pull off a great album under the circumstances he's in he's almost guaranteed a mid 9s.
Jace Evans
tory lanez looks like earl sweatshirt wearing a fake beard
Christopher Clark
Nothing.
James Kelly
the fact that they STILL haven't put up the review has me seriously considering the fact that it might be getting a 10
Lincoln King
>no frank >no cc >no ajj >no bon iver my sides
Cameron Martinez
FUCKING PANNED
8.4 BNM
Carson Garcia
you are so wrong lmao
Jace Green
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Tory Lanez 6.3 by Sheldon Pearce Brendan Canning 5.0 by Pat Healy Charlotte Day Wilson 7.8 by Dean Van Nguyen Tokyo Black Star 7.6 by Piotr Orlov
Charles Morris
Brand New could get a 10 if they weren't white
Anthony Wilson
AAAND DELAYED
Julian Bell
more like sharon jones and the *dab* kings haha
Grayson Myers
What a dud.
Robert White
no frank tonight, but frank will likely not get a score above 9.1, p4k is making their score averages lower each year and playing it safer than anyone else
they havent reviewed AJJ ever, and never will
Leo Evans
Bon Iver doesn't come out until September 30th you dunce
Ian Cruz
this is an awful website
Nathan Campbell
go to bed Connor
Landon Perry
shut up JOEY
Dylan Harris
what is ajj
Parker Morales
andrew jackson jihad
Luis Thompson
C u c k s
Nathan Morris
took the bait
Angel Brooks
Why haven't they reviewed AJJ? They're much more well known than a lot of the bands they do review and their music is certainly something I can see P4K liking a lot if not loving.
Hunter Ward
they never ever touched AJJ, i dont know why, it was at first probably due to early early AJJ being edgy as fuck, and now? idk they transitioned well into a emotional skater punk rock band when they came out with Knife Man so its not like the folk punk scene even thrives anymore for them to hate it
Mason Davis
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Mason Hernandez
Andrew Jackson Cucks
Eli Cox
0.0 no bnm for frank
Logan Cox
...
Aaron Gray
oh shit
Charles Price
how come p4k has never reviewed 21 pilots
Ryder Rodriguez
Chris Ott has a ban on them
Asher Flores
I'm hoping for harambe/pitchfork memes to pop up soon
Andrew Barnes
So, they're seriously going to delay Blonde's review until Friday? Lame. Probably does mean it'll be a positive review, though, since they're gonna be aiming for maximum clicks throughout the weekend.
Maybe Endless for Thursday?
Cameron Edwards
>Nights since last BNM: 21 JUST
Dylan James
If it gets a 9.1 I will post daily reminder that frank was robbed every day for the rest of the year
