What's the most fedora instrument? I'm going with the Hurdy Gurdy

What's the most fedora instrument? I'm going with the Hurdy Gurdy.

It's objectively the theremin

v guitar

How many proper fedoras do you think actually play the Hurdy Gurdy?
Guitar is clearly the most fedora instrument.

Not learning any instruments and trying to DJ using FL studio using canned beats

Modular synth

marimba

wrong its the guitar

>anyone can play it but those who do try to act superior and "lead" bands
>basically a katana on one end
>guitarists think women enjoy their talentless wanking when they actually want to fuck a chad drummer
>epistemologically designed like a dick
>subpar to every other instrument but those who play it are blind to this

>when they actually want to fuck a chad drummer
I can guess what instrument you play

Retards are going to say guitar or specify a Jackson or ESP guitar but the guitar is far too commonplace to be the most fedora. The correct answer is the lute, theremin, or hurdy gurdy.

Flutes are feminine.


It's more likely going to be a trumpet like the other fags

kek, fedoras can't afford hurdy gurdys, lutes or theremins. They're going to play something cheap that seems exotic and old fashioned, but is just corny.

Probably a cheap electric guitar with a shitty zoom pedal

Thirdwave ska confirms this

That looks like the rapist glasses of instruments

>when the ukulele isn't quirky and special snowflake enough for you

This is wrong, hurdy gurdys aren't fedora, fedoras don't even know about hurdy gurdys.

The answer must be the keytar. It is the epitome of fedoradome in music.

Ocarina.

this

But I know a qt that plays the marimba

Drumkits with way too many pieces

Guitar is so common that it'll probably have the most fedoras just because of the large population. It's got to be a synth or something

Normies have this too these days

all the mandolin players I know are in bluegrass bands

Accordion
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Guitar. There's even a whole style devoted to it: Shoegaze.
>Shitty at actually playing guitar.
>Seems complex and deep to retards.
>People who play in the shoegaze style think they're enlightened.
>Knowledge of guitars and styles outside of their vernacular is low.
>Paradoxically, knowledge of pedals is nonexistent aside from a handful of customary effects; ask a Shoegaze player what a ring mod does and you'll be met with a vacant expression.
>Mostly crybabies and secondary men.

not him but he's right. drums are objectively the coolest instrument to play in the eyes of qt girls

t. bass playing wizard

That's just Fender Jaguars and Mustangs

The answer your looking for is this or a banjo ukulele hybrid.

Stay mad us guitarist get all the pussy :^)
>tfw guitar has never gotten me any girls because I hang out with music majors and it doesn't impress them

Hey, the banjolele is pretty cute

that would be metal

Mandolins sound awesome
Bluegrass and folk music is kick ass
Jesus fuck, I'm old.

agree,

Metal guys can often play their instrument and a lot of them know shit about music.