ITT: Musicians in bed

>calls you daddy
>always insists on being choked
>almost always cries afterwards

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oh god

>Sup Forums - Music

Lol

Has this sort of thread ever existed before? This could potentially be pretty hot/funny.

What a joke, by which I mean her, and the tumblr sensuality that she's commercialized.

What a joke. What a blind fucking contradiction. It's about sexual expression yet the whole of them are lifeless, fucking vapid creatures whose "expression" consists of copy/paste aesthetics and fetishes to which the contribute absolutely fucking nothing. These people are animated caricatures and corpses who've somehow convinced themselves of worth.

What a fucking joke.

He's quite a tumblr in bed *wink* *wink*

(that's a reference to the Talking Head's song Born Under Punches)

Thank you unty

Do you mean he does anal fisting?

Do not patronize me you fuck.

>just hangs around
>sips on some cold jack daniels
>just doing his thing, singing

Tfw you will never burn it down with Jason..

He's too thin :(

>just lay there

>expect to be respect as a woman
>dude please hurt my body lmao
Woman

Thank you unty

herro

he'll try to flex his muscles and tell you that love will save you but in the end he's just a little boy

He waits for you to pass out, then he slips it in and when you wak up and notice he says "this doesn't feel right" and stops

Pretty hot desu

t. larkin grimm

N/A

Thank you unty

>Wonders if your cheating on him

>ywn be raped by michael gira
why live?

>tfw i will never be touched by bilinda butcher

>turns out she is a he

>tells you you need to get involved more

>my name is Tyler, now suck me fem cock

>keeps pushing you away

> shoves pieces of fruit up your ass
> porn is good for the soul

Shouts
>WUN, TOO, FWEE, FAWW!
just before climaxing

I'll be honest, she has talent, her beats are decent but this whole adult-baby bullshit and her lyrics I can't take seriously.

>no grimes post yet

Come on fuckers, give me some hot grimey fan fiction

Thank you unty

just to confirm, do you think it's a joke or not?

>slow, deliberate strokes as long as a swan's neck
>still loves you
>both nuts weigh two pounds
>leaves you solo in the morning

The sex is probably amazing, thats all I can say

I don't think she's trying to be a joke.

>>Her face scrunches gruesomely as you pummel her little art angel, her eyebrows meeting to form an exceptional unibrow. As sweat pours down her face, wetting and expanding the little mustache hairs above her upper lip, she loses the ability to control her lisp as she yelps to you, "Futh me harther, fasther, deethper!" The way she convulses reminds you of how she dances in her music videos, which would seem to imply that she's enjoying it, but still, she is sandpaper dry and barely warm between her legs. She screams "I'm cumminth!," but you'd never have clue.

Afterwards, she doesn't want to acknowledge what happened and locks herself in the bathroom to be alone. Days later, you press her about it and she cries, but tells you she thinks it's for the best. "What do you mean?" you ask. She flashes a bucktooth smile and giggles. You can't really get her to talk any more after that and she always refuses sex from that point on, even when drunk.

I think ill leave Sup Forums for about a month this time.

Thank you nutty

dead fish likely

>hairy arms

Thank you uncle

Kek

>fucks you like an animal

Thank you unty

...

Rapes you while singing You're Not Real, Girl

Thank you unty

>She wishes you were Kanye
>Keeps screaming his name
>Tells you to call her Kim,
>Begs you to make her famous

>has a dick

>Hides her tits the entire time
>Says she hates the way they look

I would never let that hideous creature get in my bed.

probably more elsewhere

Reminder that Unty got BTFO in his own thread by the god Montie himself

I want it to crawl in the sheets as i sleep and suck blood from my shoulder.

Thank you unty

>she loses the ability to control her lisp as she yelps to you, "Futh me harther, fasther, deethper!"
If only this wasn't about grimes

If only.

she definitely makes growling noises in bed

Yes but at the most inappropriate moments.

I bet she's into babytalk.

both hot and would do with her

Well said tripboi

Kek

forgot link to the best Vocaroo of all time vocaroo.com/i/s0W5JV6ZizTj

>mfw she's purposely an asshole to you in order to get more songwriting material

>newfaggery

...

LOTR roleplay, femdom facesitting

ahahha

this fucking thread

don't forget booty play
>joannanewsomASS.jpeg

>armpit
>feet
>legs
>hair

You tell me

I bet she's absolutely fucking insane and the most over the top fuck you've ever had in your entire life.

something like this

youtube.com/watch?v=mUY_zpPeab0

>would be down to do literally any kind of sex act and position
>probably loads of doggy
>let's you cum inside her

>Previously married to Russel Brand
>A literal sex addict who spent most of his life trying to buy drugs and fuck women

I wouldn't want to follow that performance

>would suck dick
>lots of anal
>would call you "daddy" louder and louder the more you pounded her

so you wouldn't fuck because someone else did? jesus dude

That's amazing

>Shoves a penny up your ass
>Proceeds to fuck you

No, just that it'll be hard to measure up to someone as experienced as Brand

>femdom facesitting
YES PLEASE

HA

I hate grimes but this is quality fanfic

who the fuck cares?

>calls you daddy
>always insists on being choked
>almost always cries afterwards

>insists that this it's just friendship even while you're having gay sex

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

I don't like Montie but this was fucking hilarious

The rest of her makes up for it

>"Futh me harther, fasther, deethper!"

>actually fairly submissive
>just wants someone to tell him it's all going to be OK and that he's a good guy

> "I'm half greek, Mediterranean women are naturally very curvy"

Didn't his ex say she had to play with his pooper?

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

probably anal and some sadism

like a racehorse

> Doesn't have sex