What music do Mormons listen to?

What music do Mormons listen to?

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In my very limited experience? Djent, Cake, and Coldplay.

So shit.

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If they're on their mission, nothing. They have to focus on jesus christ and ONLY jesus christ. I grew up in Utah and lived there for a while. Luckily, my family never bought in to their bs.

Lindsay Sterling

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Do you think teenage Mormon boys beat it to her?

Top 40 pop

Mormon here, these are both accurate for the average LDS pleb.

>mormons exist in 2016
lol

Post-rock

t. mormon

The killers/brandon flowers

How have you not seen any Mormons?
I see them every day. I find it kind, but also humorous how they wave to almost every passing car when they walk down our city's Main Street.

Mormons are PUNK AF

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Also, a bit of jazz makes for some good Sabbath listening.

Hoo boy. Mormons were my first encounter with over-enthusiastic evangelists
>be 9 years old or so
>go to variety store around the corner from house
>come out and see two teenage guys walking down the sidewalk as I cross the street
>cross paths as I start walking
>really friendly, start introducing themselves as "from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints"
>even as a little unsocialized sperg I can tell they're a bit too smiley, and who wears a perfectly pressed 3-piece grey suit after school on a Thursday?
>they ask me my name or something
>say goodbye, they start to head off in their on their way
>get home. Mom asks how I'm doing.
>tell her about some weird guys from some church we don't go to
>doorbell rings
>it's them
>they followed me
>they try to act like they were making friends with me
>Mom freaks the hell out at them for following a child down two different streets
>slams door in their faces and encourages our dog to bark at them

And that's why I'm still Anglican.

Holy fuck thats creepy. Heretics baka

Dude I know this.
>upstairs in my room in the morning
>knock at the door
>who's here this early??
>go to stairs
>dad in straight briefs, looks through peephole
>opens the door
>Mormons start greeting him instantly and asking if he has a minute
>he declines, says he's not interested
>shuts the door
>fuckin Mormon strength holds it open
>says he'd really like to talk and introduce him to Jesus Latter Day Saints blah
>"No Thanks, it's the morning, I'm with my family and still in my underwear, please leave"
>slams door
>mfw this is happening

They listen to jamesthemormon

seconded, as another mormon
Mormon Tabernacle Choir also included.

Mormon culture and the supreme normie-wannabe nature of everyone in it make me wanna shoot myself.

Whatever they're told to listen to.

Me and my Mormon friend went on a short road trip for a jazz festival and listened to Tiger Jaw most of the way. He likes a lot of that emo stuff

*twirls cape*

As an ex-Mormon (fuck 'em)...
All of these, and everything that's ultra clean and safe.

>no one posted this

Your mom is a fucking bro dude.

Grindcore probably

The word of God.

It's like music to their ears.

Mormons hate Cain/black people.

The irony, truly bleeds!

HAha.

Missionaries can only listen to hymns.
Non missionaries are- Oh golly gosh why are you not a Missionary or married with 9 kids!?

Any angry music or swear words/rude music isn't forbidden, but it might as well be.
I was a convert, aaaand then they let me in on all the ungodly things I was doing, music, having opinions, enjoying my wife etc
(kinky bedroom stuff is not allowed, even for married folks)

The Book of Mormon soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=cN0IuqgC3N8

Metal and punk

t. Mormon who used aggressive music as a rebellion against highly religious mother and has since become atheist and expanded my musical tatstes