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>walk out of building humming Ludovico Einaudi song
>walk past corner and notice two chavvy girls staring
>stop singing immediately and walk hurriedly away
>one calls "I like your singing mate"
>call back "cheers" and rush away

edition

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phimosis

Just tried to talk to my mum about how things are going in my life lately, completely blanked me and changed the subject

I'm going to call up and arrange that mental health appointment now

Asuka.

但還是想不是在野黨 但你知道嗎 這麼龐大商機、史料册因回回

saw this stunning girl in my lecture.

sigh.

most likely an absolute Stacey.

She wanted the D

...

My dick
>is thin
>has phimosis
>curves to the right heavily
>curves upwards as well
>has this weird ball of skin at the top of my foreskin that's always been there and looks gross

>walking out of college whistling to myself
>two girls walk past me
>hear one say "I thought he was whistling at me then"
>shout over my shoulder "don't flatter yourself"

how do you like my willy lads?巴

Pathetic post

tsu~

Very pretty 2bh

Is that so?

Booked in my psych appointment

It's on the 8th (day before my laser appointment) with a woman

I really hope she isn't young

Probably should have either tried to arrange it sooner, I want to talk to someone right now

My dick
>above average
>huge veins
>curves upwards ever so slightly
>uncut
>has a cute freckle in the middle
R8 my willy lads

Hmmm, my dick
>6", not thin but not proper thick either
>curves to the left slightly, curves upward slightly
>foreskin on the end looks like lips

need a poo

youtube.com/watch?v=fQbm514cKkg
REALLY did make me think

BTFO

Rate lunch

On the right is not Tallinn. I believe that's riga

The paki killing itself would make 2016 the best year ever

shit move, you've killed all conversation there.

Next time ask a question:

>what if I was?
>Could you blame me?
>you must be used to it then?

all work.

Haha ye mates fish and chips haha raining again for who knows what time huh haha what can you do mate haha pint hah

wouldn't even feed this to my battery runts

Shut the fuck up you bellend. I had a gf, obviously

Doubt he'd take advice from you lad
I've spotted the odd post of yours and it isn't very impressive

Good, m8.

>processed cheese
0/10 NEVER post in /brit/ ever again

Cringe

Had to double check your flag mate, though this was Jezza from the pub haha banter

Oops, you are right

fuck off you normie cunt, no normies allowed

fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have a psych appointment
For the next month I have a job
I'm getting laser at a proper place

It's either going to get better or I'm going to finally give up and and crash into the kaffir with the force of 25 years of hurt

Thanks

P A K I B E N D E R
S E X O F F E N D E R

Literally nothing wrong with being a sex offender

Haha cheers mate fucking pakis eh hah

Donald Trump is NOT my president

t. Paki bender

Yum, truly a delicious snack fit for a king

...

Thanks for paying for my bennies and NHS

dear god

had a very good night lads
only regret is not chatting to this gally but you can't have it all

almost felt bad for the northerners considering ribena is going to jihad them at some point
then i remembered most of you cunts don't go outside

>northerners
I love the north

It's the Scots I hate

pu

wonk

she probably had an std anyway m8 good going

grow up

:0

Im english

Post fucking machines

might do a soft weep into my pillow

I for one really appreciate lisicki's posts

Might have some eggs wraps

>It's the Scots I hate
oh fair enough
just assumed you were going to stay close to home

LOCK
HIM
UP

Had real vivid dream of the gf dying in childbirth last night .
Quite shook up over it

...

fuck off darth

probably not tbqh and I'll never see her again
she was a more attractive version of the last girl I dated who dogged me (she was also there but I didn't bother with it)

you in 9 months
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>tfw not driving a cab in England and fucking pornstars everyday

interesting

He's been on the pingas

What the fuck

Went to the dentist today

Diagnosis depression.

Tim was actually quite an attractive chap in his youth, what went wrong?

>The IOC's decision to hold the 2012 Games in London was an massive blow to France, due to this being Paris' third failed attempt to host the Olympic Games in the previous twenty years. Throughout Paris' 2012 bid, great emphasis was placed on France's love and passion for sport. Two previous failures to host the Games led many to believe that Paris had learnt from its mistakes, and would produce a strong bid that would not be easily challenged. This remained the case throughout much of the process, as Paris was almost always the favourite to win.

>However, the final decision was between London and Paris, the largest cities and capitals of the United Kingdom and France, two nations with an history of rivalry. The decision of either Paris or London for 2012 would also be historic, as either city would have become the first city to host the Olympic Games three times (London hosted the Games in 1908 and 1948, whilst Paris played host in 1900 and 1924).

>There was a huge outcry in Paris when the French capital was rejected yet again to host the Olympic Games. A sense of disbelief swept across crowds of French sports fans, who had always remained confident that they would win. This victory for the British capital has given them the first 100% track record, for bidding and hosting the Olympic Games three times. This is as their previous bids were also successful, while Paris currently holds a 40% track record, for bidding and hosting the Olympic Games.

Was actually quite attractive before no homo

hmmm... saved

He decided he could make money by pretending to be mental for you gullible spergs

DIS NIGGA SHOOK

Went to the dentist today

Diagnosed with kidney failure

>youth

cunt on the left is like 35

He'll die for your freedom, lads.

kek

just be happy friendo

>Wednesday 9.00 - 19.00, Thursday 18.00 - 22.00, Friday 19.00 - 23.00, Saturday 8.00 - 18.00
not applying for that

She's 3 months preggers now

23 and I already feel old and like my life is over

Imagine having teeth
You're prone to all these runt problems like cavities

watching ashens

made me think

Helloreddit

Imagine eating food
You're prone to all these runt problems like salmonella

having a watch
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comhghairdeas mó chara
Buachaill nó cailín?

Overrated garbage:

Shakespeare
The Beatles
France
Benedict Cumberbatch
Richard I
Tits
Dogs
Threesomes
Netflix
Edison
The Pope
Asian women
Cara Delevingne
Will Smith
Hip Hop
Star Wars
Star Trek
Indiana Jones
Liberace
Prince
Mushrooms
Beans on toast
Coke
Pepsi
Coffee
Marijuana
Porn
David Bowie
Obama
Top Gear
Gary Lineker
The Great British Bake Off

alri

If it's yellow, let it mellow

If it's brown, flush it down

That list is all over the place m8

Is this any good?

>Overrated garbage:
>Shakespeare
>The Beatles
>France
>Benedict Cumberbatch
>Richard I
>Tits
>Dogs
>Threesomes
>Netflix
>Edison
>The Pope
>Asian women
>Cara Delevingne
>Will Smith
>Hip Hop
>Star Wars
>Star Trek
>Indiana Jones
>Liberace
>Prince
>Mushrooms
>Beans on toast
>Coke
>Pepsi
>Coffee
>Marijuana
>Porn
>David Bowie
>Obama
>Top Gear
>Gary Lineker
>The Great British Bake Off

Níl a fhios againn anois, tá muid ag fanacht
Go raibh maith agat mar sin féin

It's it's brown, see a doctor

>Dogs
fuck off