/brit/

[Jordan Long]

>walk out of building humming Ludovico Einaudi song
>walk past corner and notice two chavvy girls staring
>stop singing immediately and walk hurriedly away
>one calls "I like your singing mate"
>call back "cheers" and rush away

edition

[Josiah Rodriguez]

phimosis

[Anthony Williams]

Just tried to talk to my mum about how things are going in my life lately, completely blanked me and changed the subject

[Nathaniel Gutierrez]

I'm going to call up and arrange that mental health appointment now

[Hunter Barnes]

Asuka.

[Liam Green]

但還是想不是在野黨 但你知道嗎 這麼龐大商機、史料册因回回

[Jack Rogers]

saw this stunning girl in my lecture.

sigh.

most likely an absolute Stacey.

[Logan Diaz]

She wanted the D

[Blake Ortiz]

...

[Nicholas Price]

My dick
>is thin
>has phimosis
>curves to the right heavily
>curves upwards as well
>has this weird ball of skin at the top of my foreskin that's always been there and looks gross