/brit/

>walking out of college whistling to myself
>two girls walk past me
>hear one say "I thought he was whistling at me then"
>shout over my shoulder "don't flatter yourself"

how do you like my willy lads?巴

Pathetic post

tsu~

Very pretty 2bh

Is that so?

Booked in my psych appointment

It's on the 8th (day before my laser appointment) with a woman

I really hope she isn't young

Probably should have either tried to arrange it sooner, I want to talk to someone right now

My dick
>above average
>huge veins
>curves upwards ever so slightly
>uncut
>has a cute freckle in the middle
R8 my willy lads

Hmmm, my dick
>6", not thin but not proper thick either
>curves to the left slightly, curves upward slightly
>foreskin on the end looks like lips

need a poo