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Highly intellectual edition

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Nature fact: If a bird can talk, it can't roar and vice versa.

nature fact: if a yank can read it can't write and vice versa

janny's going to have an absolute fit

is it odd that I enjoy spending time with homeless people?

are cute girls (boys) here?

gf just sent me this

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EATING GLUE RN AMA

>gf is a kind, modest conservative girl with a literal millionaire mother
>only loves me, is super devoted, happy in herself
>probably the nicest person I've ever met

yet I can't stop myself being bored of her, barely wanting to speak to her and whenever she's not around I'm constantly pursuing slags, weird desu

Lol
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Brainiac

thingsthatmakeyougo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmm

having an intellectual drink

even if this was true it'd still be a lie

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janny is just ITCHING to delete this but he knows he can't because it is a guy and therefore sfw

explain the hmmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=rIZczo5z4q0

I'm bisexual

but I can't stand most gay guys since they're lispy effeminate faggots

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12 hours in paint

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Bit transphobic, he's a woman if he believes he is

that cunt last thread claiming to have £12m

this is what REAL money looks like

you fucking povvos are jealous of my savings i bet

nationwide mentioned

He's going to be FURIOUS at that German

>germans

Here's one for you:

Which pronouns do you use for pic related?

ah yes

watch this

some pretty serious indigestion/stomach cramps kicking in baka

Pronouns: whore

I've suspected for some time now that me oul doll has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

him/his

>mfw vile Trumpanzee racists think they are going to get away with thier bullshit

post your head minus your visage pls

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Woke up late for uni today, slept through first two lectures but ended up having to go in because of some group work shit, ended up missing breakfast because ive not got anything in

The walk there was unpleasant as my headphones have broken so I can't listen to my football and politics podcasts, I still put them in my ears anyway out of habit. got stuck behind a group of normies for 5 minutes and almost got run over crossing the road to get around them

Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side

Got to the group session 10 minutes early because I sweat so much when walking anywhere and when I first arrive at places, it isn't quite as bad if I don't wear a coat but it's quite cold now and feel out of place if I'm the only one in a t shirt

Luckily a weird smelly guy sat with us during the session which takes the emphasis off me and he let me copy off his work which was a bonus as the people there to help are all PhD twats who can never actually help beyond marking you down as attended

Went into tesco to get some lunch which I was planning on eating in the park depending on if the drunk chavs or beggars were there - I normally circle around once to check

They've got the Christmas sandwiches in but had temporarily run out, have big bags of Doritos on offer for £1 - I've noticed tesco, Saintsbury and Morrison's cycle through this offer each taking it in turns- yet they had run out of chili heatwave Doritos

Ended up buying a two litre of pepsi max for a pound

Walked past the subway I like but it was closed so walked past the normie subway, had to circle around twice to wait for the Chinese twats to leave so I could sit down

Went in the library for about 5 hours but didn't make much progress and am now back home

Inb4 fuckhead jan jan unpaid piece of shit deletes entire thread

might ask the Queen if my estate can be granted independence

Rich kid or are you actually a hard worker who somehow ended up in /brit/ on a Tuesday?

Redditors LITERALLY raise other men's sons and are GLAD to do it

spending time around other boards and generals across Sup Forums made me realise how shit /brit/ actually is

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>liberals are still mad

we are already getting away with it

>Woke up late for uni today, slept through first two lectures but ended up having to go in because of some group work shit, ended up missing breakfast because ive not got anything in
>The walk there was unpleasant as my headphones have broken so I can't listen to my football and politics podcasts, I still put them in my ears anyway out of habit. got stuck behind a group of normies for 5 minutes and almost got run over crossing the road to get around them
>Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side
>Got to the group session 10 minutes early because I sweat so much when walking anywhere and when I first arrive at places, it isn't quite as bad if I don't wear a coat but it's quite cold now and feel out of place if I'm the only one in a t shirt
>Luckily a weird smelly guy sat with us during the session which takes the emphasis off me and he let me copy off his work which was a bonus as the people there to help are all PhD twats who can never actually help beyond marking you down as attended
>Went into tesco to get some lunch which I was planning on eating in the park depending on if the drunk chavs or beggars were there - I normally circle around once to check
>They've got the Christmas sandwiches in but had temporarily run out, have big bags of Doritos on offer for £1 - I've noticed tesco, Saintsbury and Morrison's cycle through this offer each taking it in turns- yet they had run out of chili heatwave Doritos
>Ended up buying a two litre of pepsi max for a pound
>Walked past the subway I like but it was closed so walked past the normie subway, had to circle around twice to wait for the Chinese twats to leave so I could sit down
>Went in the library for about 5 hours but didn't make much progress and am now back home
Reading every last word of this, give me a minute

Are you new?

ahh

really maek me think

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it's a mix of savings from work and inheritance

though I don't really have any way of spending it at the moment

might buy a house outright in a few years

*enters thread with this*

Does she have any hobbies or interests besides contouring makeup like all other slags

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/brit/ is my home base since its like a constant island in the storm, but I mostly brows random threads on other boards.

really made me hmmm

oh shit im gifted

Not exactly breaking news ha ha

m gap

Alri 'bena

No, but you seem like a NU-MALE FAGGOT.

*nicks it*
*starts whacking my bollocks with it*

lol is that a master pepe

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I have a few cousins in their 60's/70's with big farms and no children

May start sucking up to them lads, all this talk of inheritance has given me some notions

>Heard them laughing at me when I tripped on the curb at the other side
literally never happens you utter spacker

just got a new job, don't rate the office much

>Never had any higher education of any sort

Think he did a year of trade union studies at a London poly but dropped out

oh shit I'm retarded

You sound like a dumb BITCH

Imagine acting like an absolute bellsniff for 30 years and then getting stiffed ahaha

Nice user, keep it up.

I don't look forward to the day I get inheritance. I have a semi-wealthy family, who's money is pretty much entirely in assets and while my family is close knit and loving, hence I dread them one day dying, I'm even more worried about arguments over who gets what because it's a pretty large family.

how can your cousins be that much older than you

>Leader of the Labour Party dropped out after a year of study at a polytechnic
that by it's self makes me go hmmm

Our streets la

visiting home on friday

original pirate material

Looks like if you leave bread out in the bag for a few weeks and it turns to green liquid

t. just cleaned the pile of rubbish i had in the corner of the room and had to clear out a bag of green liquefied bread

you're listening to the streets

my nan hasn't even died and my aunt is already going on about it

Step one: Pay absolutely zero interest

brainiac was the shit

apart from celebrity caravan escape

the rest was amazing.

crazy how alex jones is now viewed as a credible news source.

Imagine spending all that time writing a blog post on here for absolutely nobody to read, howling

lean like the tower of pisa

Got a £35k a year job, lads. I do all my work in about three hours and spend the rest of the day just pissing about. Currently reading a big book on philosophy at work while drinking tea and getting well paid. I'm bored desu but it's too good to give up.

that is one expensive free mirror

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working it out (have a method)

My Mum mentions it sometimes, and it's a really uncomfortable topic. My Grandparents are active and healthy and happy and they seem in great shape but I know my Grandfather is getting very old and his mind may be as sharp as when he was in his 20s but he's worked manual labour for over 70 years and that takes a toll on the body.

he's here again...

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what do you work as

*feels like chicken tonight*

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that takes me back

Met a man at Leeds festival called Phil. He was a chemical engineer for a refrigerator fluid manufacturing company. He said he got paid very well to sit in a room like Homer Simpson and wait for something to go wrong that barely ever did so he could handle it. Told me he loved it because he loves learning, so he got paid well to just sit, alone, and learn something new. He's been teaching himself everything from science to languages to using a yo-yo. Suited him very well and he was on 6 figures.

i'll take you back to where you were born

the fucking hospital

90 year old niece got £1 million inheritance from her gran last week