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hu dat

good lad

keep getting the word 'calle' on the captcha lads, far more than any other word. what is calle?

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i had a dream that i had an evil twin brother who was trying to kill me and we were both little kids, and i was running away from him. i ended up in crazy steep mountains and i made a weird plastic shotgun to fire shotgun shells, but the shells were just 20 gauge bird shot so it didn't have much killing power

this

Bet your life on 100% latter

I'm very happy to announce that Emily and I are now engaged!
Even though she completely deserves having a ring put on it, she had no idea it was coming!
We went for a little walk around Center Parcs, and they had all the Christmas lights up, we got to this bridge that lead back to our hotel room and Emily was just saying how she would love us to make this sort of trip away a tradition, so I stopped her on the bridge and said that I'd like to make everything we do together into a tradition, dropped to one knee, pulled the ring box out and asked the question! - she thought I was joking for a second - then when she realised I was serious, the look on her face was priceless, never seen her so happy!
Emily's been the most amazing person to ever come into my life, she's stood by me through thick and thin! Marriage is for richer for poorer, in sickness and health, and she's already done all that!
I've never met a person who's so genuinely caring and thoughtful, even towards complete strangers! She's loving and compassionate, talented and determined! She's ambitious, she's driven, she's creative, she's fit, she's smart, she's gorgeous, she's rediculous and hilarious, but most of all, she's my soul mate and I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her!

There's about, what, 100 of us in total?

Would be an absolute rager of a night

what are you drinking