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soon

Looks like some sort of island French creole

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I like how you kept France in

Take out new zealand too. Most people tend to forget they exist. I think they do sometimes too

Anglo Utah

Utah = Rightful clay of Her Majesty.

Or just merge them with 'Straya since they're pretty much indistinguishable and dependant on them anyways. Then merge Canada with us (minus Quebec, frogs can have) since Canadians are culturally indistinguishable from us and foreigners confuse them for us.

Hello Melbourne

in that case we should blot out 'stralya too. Maybe the UK as well since they're only part anlgo