/brit/

I know your type, i know how you move, how you act and fight
It would be like watching a movie for the 100th time. I could dodge your punch before you even threw it and counter before you ever knew what hit you.
You live in a sheltered little fantasy world and don't know the extent of true unrestrained violence.
I have no mercy, no conscience and no fear of consequences, and with that I would bust your skull on the pavement and continue my day as if it never happened.

I stare into middle distance, tuning out their voices then turn my attention to my phone, safely protected from knowing glances and subtle references, but still vulnerable to occasional piercing questions from the crueller ones

kill yourself

foy

if they were unis /bleep/ is goldsmiths /brit/ is UCL /britfeel/ is met

hasn't stopped raining in over 13 hours

*lays siege to Edessa*

It's for when people use Americanisms you silly little dwarf

When they use americanised spelling

I bet he's a fucking skeleton
They're already relegated mate lol