>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
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This needs to stop, dude.
It's beginning to take on a mind of its own
I do NOT understand what the purpose of these threads is.
You want compassion, advice, understanding?
Because 99% of people ehre are edgy retards who will just answer you :
"lol kill yourself you loser"
That's what you'll get here, so why do you come here, to bathe into self hate and fuel your inferiority complex/masochism?
I don't know I'm just bored
Go out and do stuff my dood
Bump
You ask for help then reject all ideas presented to you, if you're being serious then at this point you're just looking for attention to fill your empty life, you can't change and you will never change
Is this guy the canacuck Jorge version?
george'd
this doesn't belong on Sup Forums.
This is the appropriate board for this type of thread.
this belongs on r9k or something. anyways. why not pick up a hobby or something?
>Canada
>winter
>going out
bump
Ty
Oh wow this guy again.
Just go be with your kind, already
don't let the thread die i think today we'll have a breakthrough
>TFW never graduated highschool
wtf fix that asap
>TFW no drivers license
no point until you can buy a car
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
fine, unless its your carer
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
what? who gives a fuck
>TFW kissless virgin
don't go eliot rogers buddy
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
keep at it
I can feel it. Today will be the day.
Ill stop wasting my brain's youthful neuroplasticity on destructive habits and build new, productive habits that will shape the future of my life.
Now I must just wait, and let God guide me on the right path to becoming the man I wish to be 10 years from now.
I can feel as God is forming new neural pathways. It's amazing, I don't even have to do anything to make it happen.
Bump.
bump (maybe time for a chess thread)
Boiiiii I been goin ham on dat bullet
Nearly surpassed 1600 lol.
I sometimes play bullet chess at the gym between sets. I blame my cucked elo on that
maybe that's cucking your gains at the gym
maybe
I need long rests though because I'm doing psmf
Fuck, not this again. I told you to just pay for an escort and be done with it.
Hell, I'll fucking book one for you and send her to your house. So you don't have to do anything but answer the door.
Just send me your address and a confirmation of your intention to hire an escort to [email protected]
never heard of that.
i should go to the gym; ive been eating too many holiday treats
as an europid you're a loser either, you hadn't even to write down the rest
Psmf is great but I got no energy at all and I keep making excuses to do refeeds like a beta carb cuck
What makes you think I am?
I am a proud African-Canadian man.
Maybe if you stopped ban-evading you could put your effort towards improving your life. Fuck off, you stupid retard.
i don't think i'm fat enough to need psmf
Winter's slow this year; it hasn't really kicked in yet.
While it is true that it had been used clinically for morbidly obese people (I'm assuming you've read the wikipedia article), it can be used effectively by anyone.
Just do it for 2-4 weeks to shed some fat famalam.
Never call me that again you queer abomination.
funny enough i did get banned for reposting one of his threads a while back
the one about being kicked out by his mom and needing a job, that thread always made me laugh
Those were intended to be tongue in cheek humor making fun of the excuses NEETs make.
Why did people take it seriously? I guess sarcasm is indeed difficult to convey over the internet.
maybe a short psmf until christmas is a good idea
i'm skinny fat and need to drop 5-10 lbs
are you the guy who had like 2 Sup Forums gfs?
it's going nicely famalami.
I'm going to keep at it til January I think. But I do frequent refeeds...
Might I suggest reading the Galeniko-noone method? Opened my eyes on a new perspective. The writing style is that of an impoverished innercity child, but the message contained within has some weight, at least to me.
What up Sato.
Wanna trade lives? I'm a jobless engineer with a 6-pack, dating a cute latina and living with my parents, I also have a driver's license.
I would change the little I have with you, as long I can go to Canada and you come to live on my shithole.
What? I am not Satoshi Nakamoto.
Do I get to keep my belongings?
What would be of my brokerage account, in this hypothetical scenario?
Nope. What part of ''changing lives'' you didn't get it?
BTW, that would be your new house (which you would share with my parents, who are nice folk).
>Galeniko-noone method
won't be purchasing anything
It's a book written by guy with an over inflated ego, co-authored by a guy with an even larger ego.
Someone took the liberty of uploading it to scribd. Should be one of the first few results when googled with the query "Galeniko-noone method". Give it a look if you're at all interested in bodybuilding, particularly the diet aspect.
No deal, Julio Harandez. That property looks beautiful though. Is that all yours?
As you wish, Bert McDoody, my offer will keep open.
About the property, it's my parent's house and after the living fence is someone else property.
patience is virtue. Deal with your problems head on rather then suppressing them, and you're gravy baby
It looks very nice. If I had to choose to live in an undeveloped country something that looks like that would be one of my top choices.
Btfoing normies in chess lads
London system and KIA pretty effective it seems
don't think normies play chess 2bh
Everyone and everything is a normie, and yet nothing and no one is a normie. It's a word with no meaning.
bump
Chess is going well lads
Are you the fag who was hating on honest work and was going to become a criminal mastermind or some shit?
Literally mentally ill
>>/fit/>>Sup Forums>>/r9k/>>/tumblr/
retard BTFO:
...
>>>/9gag/
posting at the right board would be a first step into the right direction
I don't even show my flag anymore.