Sophie edition
/brit/
emily
cara
karen
what a moronic question lmao
PNG lad: what field of engineering did you study to get your current position
terrific edition
>In 1660, Thomas Urquhart, the Scottish aristocrat, polymath and first translator of François Rabelais's writings into English, is said to have died laughing upon hearing that Charles II had taken the throne.
kek
reckon i could heem sophie desu
england has some of the fittest birds in the world but at the same time some of the ugliest slags
Ever listen to a song and relate to each lyric?
i would live to stretch my foreskin wide and wrap it around sophies head desu
umm fuck OFF???!??!!?
listening to flogging molly again lad?
had to explain to the cashier today why i was buying a meat grinder
i said it was for "sausage" and that seemed to satisfy her, but i guess it isn't half wrong!
had a dream about HER again lads
kinda just went different ways 8 years ago, should i contact her? she looks miserable too on her social medias, i still am NEET since then and i still dont have friends to come across as normal or have any social medias of my own
Aussies = shit
>/brit/
my honest opinion? needs more canadians
...
*crashes car into a family of four*
*turns to the camera and smiles*
Welcome to Limmy's Show
agreed
>tfw maked new thread to slow
>1 reply and it's 190kg
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IM SO FUCKING LONELY LADS
SO CRUSHINGLY LONELY
my poor smart little boy :(
tfw this girl isnt ur gf and this isnt a picture you snapped of her during a comfy sunday brunch
>Watching Alex Jones as a legitimate source of news
bad lad
>watching Alex Jones as a form of avant-garde comedy
good lad
On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant.[16][17][18][19][20] Diagnosis of his granddaughter in 2012 of having the inheritable long QT syndrome (a heart rhythm abnormality) suggests that Mitchell may have died of a cardiac arrest caused by the same condition.[21]
Nah
2 of my friends from school have become serious coke heads recently
Just discovered the song "This song isn't about a girl".
Only literally every single time I listen to the Smiths or Morrissey.
creasing
yeah i get that feeling a lot whenever i listen to tupac
someon say...
frog?
whenever you people talk about alex jones i only think about that woman who presents the one show because i've literally never seen all these autistic youtubers you little spastics bang on about
Yes, yes, only one person dislikes Aussies
You really like my frog, don't you?
amhrán na bhfhiann
;_;7
noice, if you got held up knifepoint would you go for it?
*puts on his wizard hat and his robe*
alright its a real party...
hes a big guy
listening to a classic album by 'david bowie'
Answered in the other thread. I'm an electrical engineer.
Business idea: grow a gunslinger mustache
Fucking cringing at this mouth-breathing cunt.
I really, really, really like your image.
>donkey eating his figs
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i thought the lyrics to "this charming man" were "a jumped up country boy, who never knew his place" but now i found out it's pantry and i feel betrayed honestly
Attempting to appear busy at work
;_;
Has Alex Jones ever been on Joe Rogan? Feel that would be enjoyable
David Bowie went to shit after Lodger
I've made a few
delete this image mate
dont do this please
going to smash an avocado lads
never listened to a later album than that besides blackstar
skipped my night class lol
still ill is the best smiths tune
why not just eat it?
don't waste food.
David Bowie went to shit after he decomposed
"this must be the place" by the talking heads
theres a word in aussie lingo
for a really tasty thingo
when ya driving in the arvo
in ya falcon or lenaro
they're commercial rivals.
>jennifer lawrence is dating john travolta
meme magic lads
let's dance and scary monsters are good as well as blackstar
the refugees could have had that 'cado
kek
>270 BC: Philitas of Cos, Greek intellectual, is said by Athenaeus to have studied arguments and erroneous word usage so intensely that he wasted away and starved to death
imagine getting into an argument with this lad on the 'chon
sophies leftist and feminist tweets really makes me want to not like her as much as i do
good
schools for fools
*dabs on you*
hmmm
badly structured sentence
i suspect you are not city autism lad
Dunno mate I do t wanna think about it.
I always just get out of the situations by talking, ut carrying a knife gives me more confidence to talk my way out.
Lol. You try living in png and staying in the same compound for months. You'd do the same thing to walk outside.
>tfw I used to think the lyrics to 'How Soon is Now?' were "I am the sun, I am the air"
Ahh yes the so called Greek """"""""""intellectual""""""""""
you're using reddit flags.
don't talk to me
>le dubstep wub wub scree call 911 now
fuck off
"Ah yess... death... "
"The greatest adventure of them all"
*end scene*
My phone died and I lost all my kot, Kev, and footy memes lads
AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
ah yes, post-modernism, lovely
>man attacks ohio state university with a butchers knife
Deary me, I wonder what ethnic and religious group he belongs too?
>being so desperate you have to work in third world shitholes
State of your fucking life
you're using a trip to be honest lad
don't talk to anyone
im sure she's devastated
>talking it out with paralytic abos
alri
can't believe I'm in my twenties and still feel and act like an edgy teenager
fucking state of me 2bh
fuck off leaf
meme magic is the best meme at the moment
enjoy it before reddit ruins it
*takes a long drag from a marihuana cigarette*
hmm yes
go to university when i wake up
or
stay at home masturbating and /brit/posting
reckon ancient greece had around a 50% autism rate
not actually sure what she meant by this
meme magic is 100% reddit
jog along you bitter runt
got a hormone imbalance lad?
sorry im a bit tired
>258 AD: The deacon Saint Lawrence was roasted alive on a giant grill during the persecution of Valerian. Prudentius tells that he joked with his tormentors, "Turn me over—I'm done on this side". He is now the patron saint of cooks, comedians, and firefighters.
madman