Tfw you'll never get to experience a white american christmas dinner with friends and family

>tfw you'll never get to experience a white american christmas dinner with friends and family

What is it like, fellow user?

>white american

Meh we have the same shit, but without the americans

>white american
Rarer than smart Australians

Drop the american part and we're set. Comfier with sligjtly less mindless consumerism and much more sweet melancholy

Also that looks pretty shitty food for christmas. White bread? Bacon? What?

>"white" Christmas refers to a comfy, snowy Christmas

Do you not do Christmas brunches?

>these autists don't know what white Christmas is

kek
looks like a christmas breakfast

>"celebrating" "christmas" in winter

>he doesn't spend his christmas eating grilled lamb and swiming in the pool on a nice warm december noon

>Poles don't eat breakfast on Christmas

santa was born in winter

Christmas brunch usually consists partially of Cristmas leftovers from the Eve, so expect proper season food, not a fucking Full Monty.

we don't drink champagne to our breakfast
nor do we light the candles

>white
>american

>waking early enough for breakfast on Cristmas day

Wageslave mentality right there, lads.

>white American
no such thing

>champagne
Pobably some shitty sparkling wine.

>anything but a white Christmas
>Living somewhere where it doesn't snow until January
Bad.

>They still think white is in reference to the people and not the weather.
You can't make this shit up.

>not having a Christmas barbecue

Degenerates, the lot of you

test

chile is white btw

i wish we were catholics or protestants so we could have a normal christmas like americans

Our christmasses are the best desu, everyone else's seem a bit half arsed

haha
I really like this stock image guy in particular.

>tfw no gf to celebrate Christmas with while racing down the touge in my shitbox

I don't think Jesus would approve of that

meant for

...

>Implying Jesus won't take the wheel