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Monarchy is God's sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth. To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. Monarchy is a calling from God. That is why you are crowned in an abbey, not a government building. Why you are anointed, not appointed. It's an archbishop that puts the crown on your head, not a minister or public servant. Which means you are answerable to God in your duty, not the public edition

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3D women are important.

do NOT reply to this post you fucking RUNTS.

but 2D women are better

forces one to evaluate

FOY

kill yourself fucking scumbag

runt tier thread

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pssh

nothing personnel yank

ugh

>the state of canadian posters

the so called winter

using a metal ruler to scratch my nether regions

Who is that 6/10?

stop avatarfagging you stupid fucking leaf

24 hours later and i still want to marry emily

New and improved

absolute STATE of yankland

same here

bit pants so far but hoping it'll drop loads once we hit december and actual winter

Really need to do a poo, thoughts?

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Feel like I'm getting ripped off

do not tend the elements, boy.....

Wish I had those sizes to be honest, there is never enough pop for the meal

fat twat

>1983: Truls Hellevik, a diver undergoing decompression aboard the oil rig Byford Dolphin, was accidentally exposed to an eight-atmosphere change in air pressure. The resultant pressure wave caused him to be forced through a partly opened door, bisecting his body; leading to instantaneous massive expansion of his internal bodily gasses, causing him to explode into many small parts which rained down upon the rig.


aaaaaaaaaaah yes

need a legs gf

Was he ok?

>pop

just a flesh wound

babestation

Reminder that all Dubliners swear an oath to the queen every night and sleep on union jack bed sheets

>pop

really need some opinions on this

Non monarchies OUT

Reminder that it's perfectly logical and normal to despise women

oi oi check the arse on that britannia lass

Wew lad

Slightly NSFW but its "art", good tasteful nudity

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>pop

it's called a fizzy drink you fat fucking yank twat

>buying yank shit

heh.. cute.....

thats kid stuff heh. we also have supersized sizes, XL, XXL, XXXL sizes. big gulps. you name it. we have the biggest cheap cups in the world.

dont EVER reply to my posts again.

Canada is virtually a republic pal

fuck off leaf

>when a yank enters /brit/

emily you fucking runt
bad post
magnificent post
SUPERB post

i feel really bad for Canada
they're like that awkward kid that desperately tries to fit in and tries to hard to be funny, but he ends up making people think he's annoying because he's really not funny

fucking women, all runts
now excuse me while i empty my piss jugs

fat american things


>"bucket of chicken" at KFC
>so fat we measure our fast food by bucketloads

Might get some (you)s

I miss the american/chinese girl at my primary school who'd kick me in the nuts

fuck off leaf

May as well just ram your fat gob right under the spigot

It's fizzy pop you utter fucking cretin

LOVE this stuff
miss it from when I was in beanerland

Yeah. I've read about that

>>>/cum/

93
nah

>have a microsleep that lasts for about a second during a business meeting
>boss notices and emails me afterwards telling me to get some more sleep
>dev message me about it later saying it's funny
>literally everyone in the office now knows I "fell asleep at a meeting"

How embarrassing

...

business idea: invade iceland

FUNNY ISNT IT?!

drinking lukewarm water with cinnamon

you're wrong, he's right

its a fizzy drink you northern troglodyte

inca cola is so, so fucking disgusting

tastes like cough syrup that was brewed at chernobyl

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>fizzy pop

foy

Why are Anglos so fat?
Is obesity/greed a side effect of unrivaled power?
Are Anglos inherently greedy, which is why we almost conquered the world?

/cum/ is shit, quickdraw janny is banning fedoraposts. its all just animefags now.

>fizzy pop

absolute STATE of northerners

good idea

>Is obesity/greed a side effect of unrivaled power?
yes
>Are Anglos inherently greedy
yes
>which is why we almost conquered the world?
yes

dont worry this will lead to a serires of events that will get you laid

Do you get The Week over there? Thought it was a British thing

its an acquired taste I guess
maybe you're just not used to real sugar instead of corn syrup

Fizzy pop or just "pop" is the correct term for a carbonated soft drink.

Debate me.

how much does your wife charge you for sex? Mine keeps raising her rates, so annoying x(

There is nothing to debate, that's just the way it.

Poorly done outline/10

average northern home
only £3.50 a month

fuck off yank

>youre in a club and this guy let's you slap his gf's ass

what do?

Don't care

alri boys

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I call it pop or occasionally soda or cola

I unironically just call them all coke

>One chance at life
>Born in the old world
I really, really wish i was American
I'm not even being facetious. To be born a yank post ww2 is to win the lottery of life.

WRONG

t. inventorer of language in question
inventorer is a word now btw

I hope not, the whole office either male or pregnant

won't be reading that essay

ask politely if I can fuck his wife in front of him

>2013: Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and claim he had become a snake. His mother took this to mean that he had been possessed by a snake, and called for her husband, 53-year-old Katsumi Nagaya. Katsumi spent the next two days head-butting and biting his son "to drive [out] the snake that had possessed him" but instead causing his death.

>japs

Capitalism, globalisation, fast-food drought etc

pretty mental
not really his fault that his "dad" and mum were shitheads though

have to get up at 8:30 to go uni tomorrow

The only people who ever say fizzy drink are pakis who can't speak English properly now FUCK off back home

legalize medical cocaine

>Seriously fuck the anglos.
Three fucking times they have tried to steal our resources. They have invaded us and now Cameron comes here waving a flag of friendship trying to take our electricity.
FUCKING FUCK OFF MUHAMMED AL-BRITANI.
EXTEMINATION WHEN?

post I made more than 1 year ago

Lecture him on the atrocities and overall failures of communism

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Up for a /brit/ meet-up lads? JFs welcome