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Asian gf edition

>tfw actually have asian gf

I approve

How?

That wouldn't work, you're not supposed to hold it that close to the thing you're trying to scan

thanks user. what is the extent of math that you need to know?

Cant sleep

She's not trying to scan her boob you moran

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>*beep*
>Oppai: Fai Dolla - $5.99

Good for you.

I highly recommend everyone here see Moana
Goat film

You guys are all just kidding about being friendless virgins right?

>Disney
Nah

KYS
Y
S

yea it's our longest running joke

What's the matter?
Did you not like Frozen?

no user. I play dynasty warriors all day and jack off to anime. send help

Yes. The girl next door invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner.

same bruh, what ethnicity is she?

>implying I watched that shit
sorry im not a memer

I'm not
I'd be devastated if everyone here turned out to be just pretending not to be a normie
You guys get me

YEAH AND THEN YOU FART

YOU SHART

WHILE YOU ARE IN THE MART!!

>site of manchildren
>watches kids movies as an adult

like pottery

Friendless: False.
Virgin: True.

I just so happen to live in the town with the highest asian population in my state. Mostly chinese with some viets and a few other jungle types. Mine is Chinese, obviously you fellas prefer your Japanese waifus

Go away Poland.

Sounds like a comfy life desu

I have two friends, and I had sex, 10 years ago.

have to start acting the part for this upcoming halloween

Target sighted

kissless nevergf

I have one person I'd consider a friend, and I haven't hung out with him in almost a year now

other way around for me

Thanks, tinder

Sounds like you threw away your wizard powers for nothing user

I was only required to take up to calc 2 but some of my chem classes take it further so it would have been helpful to take calc 3 and also differential equations.

If you have any particular dislike for math I wouldn't go straight chemistry

That's Indonesia you idiot
Hover over the flag next time

Friendless: True.
Virgin: False.

Who is this semen demon?

If you think it's that big of a deal then I'll fuck you geez.

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Girl detected

I cast normie spells all day. It's only on here do I get to properly wear my cloak.

>being this new

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I want to deflower Bajachan

this looks fucking miserable, math has numbers, where are the numbers

Thanks for the (You)s newfags

SHOOT YOUR BODY
INTO THE MOONLIGHT

Me on the right.

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>pair of qts at uni
>I live half an hour away, they can't go home for thanksgiving
>Invite them to join my family
>They are genuinely excited, can't wait to go
>hol up
>They have cat allergies
>My shitty cat who hates me rubs his ass all over my couches
>maybe next time
welp

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>tfw I'm a physics major and that shit is child's play

It's just series. Most difficult thing there is the differential.

Friendly reminder to finish the semester strong!
How are we looking so far /cum/rades?
Can potentially get all A's this semester hopefully

>I was only pretending to be pretending to be retarded

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be retarded

>tfw also actually have asian gf

korean

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I'm failing two classes. This is my lesson not to take online courses.

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>massive pancakes just sitting on the bed

I have a lab final tomorrow. Haven't studied yet

nn anons have to get up to visit with my dad tomorrow

I went with my Mom and she liked it
Nothing wrong with appreciating quality animation

wtf
why are they there?

Frozen was not quality animation

Goodnight Canada!

Frozen left a lot to be desired but was quite an enjoyable film nonetheless
Moana is a masterpiece by all accounts

Gonna try to sleep /cum/sluts
See you in an hour when I fail, again

>mac

rest well honey

haha yeah

I have no friends but i fucked a prostitute once

What?

Doing bare minimum and still passing with decent grades
Feels good to have not fallen for the stem meme

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>Reporting for shit taste
>Uses a mac
Report yourself fag

I don't use a mac you fucking tool

Frozen was good

>Tfe you getquads and you wish you'd called them but then you realize if you took the time to write it out you'd miss it

No it wasn't

New thread

>tfw always end up fapping to traps when I'm stoned
What does it mean?
I can't fap to them while sober btw

>What does it mean?
You know what it means

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I'm not gay desu

>tfw on an A+ board

Not bad at all buds.

>says he's not gay
>faps to traps

Is he right?

Gonna go to sleep now and have some sweet medication-induced nightmares desu

Goodnight /cum/. See you when I don't have so much shit to do

It's okay user. You can like traps. We won't judge here.

>tfw go to sleep too high to remember any of my dreams anymore
I just get faint memories triggered throughout the day that let me remember details but the bigger picture escapes me
In fact I think I've been having the same dream repeatedly maybe

>as long as the boy is cute, it's not gay
it all makes sense now... right?

I don't know what's going on here but I know it's degenerate

its a little more complex than just that

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>Normies go to bed
>only degenerate shemale lovers remain

Neurons firing.

>cleetus the trailer park butt pirate
you got a sister or something?

I have two

hey how much money do you make monthly?

Everyone is going to bed, eh?
When does real cum hours start?