Asian gf edition
/cum/
>tfw actually have asian gf
I approve
How?
That wouldn't work, you're not supposed to hold it that close to the thing you're trying to scan
thanks user. what is the extent of math that you need to know?
Cant sleep
She's not trying to scan her boob you moran
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>*beep*
>Oppai: Fai Dolla - $5.99
Good for you.
I highly recommend everyone here see Moana
Goat film
You guys are all just kidding about being friendless virgins right?
>Disney
Nah
KYS
Y
S
yea it's our longest running joke
What's the matter?
Did you not like Frozen?
no user. I play dynasty warriors all day and jack off to anime. send help
Yes. The girl next door invited me over for Thanksgiving dinner.
same bruh, what ethnicity is she?
>implying I watched that shit
sorry im not a memer
I'm not
I'd be devastated if everyone here turned out to be just pretending not to be a normie
You guys get me
YEAH AND THEN YOU FART
YOU SHART
WHILE YOU ARE IN THE MART!!
>site of manchildren
>watches kids movies as an adult
like pottery
Friendless: False.
Virgin: True.
I just so happen to live in the town with the highest asian population in my state. Mostly chinese with some viets and a few other jungle types. Mine is Chinese, obviously you fellas prefer your Japanese waifus
Go away Poland.
Sounds like a comfy life desu
I have two friends, and I had sex, 10 years ago.
have to start acting the part for this upcoming halloween
Target sighted
kissless nevergf
I have one person I'd consider a friend, and I haven't hung out with him in almost a year now
other way around for me
Thanks, tinder
Sounds like you threw away your wizard powers for nothing user
I was only required to take up to calc 2 but some of my chem classes take it further so it would have been helpful to take calc 3 and also differential equations.
If you have any particular dislike for math I wouldn't go straight chemistry
That's Indonesia you idiot
Hover over the flag next time
Friendless: True.
Virgin: False.
Who is this semen demon?
If you think it's that big of a deal then I'll fuck you geez.
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Girl detected
I cast normie spells all day. It's only on here do I get to properly wear my cloak.
>being this new
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I want to deflower Bajachan
this looks fucking miserable, math has numbers, where are the numbers
Thanks for the (You)s newfags
SHOOT YOUR BODY
INTO THE MOONLIGHT
Me on the right.
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>pair of qts at uni
>I live half an hour away, they can't go home for thanksgiving
>Invite them to join my family
>They are genuinely excited, can't wait to go
>hol up
>They have cat allergies
>My shitty cat who hates me rubs his ass all over my couches
>maybe next time
welp
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>tfw I'm a physics major and that shit is child's play
It's just series. Most difficult thing there is the differential.
Friendly reminder to finish the semester strong!
How are we looking so far /cum/rades?
Can potentially get all A's this semester hopefully
>I was only pretending to be pretending to be retarded
Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be retarded
>tfw also actually have asian gf
korean
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I'm failing two classes. This is my lesson not to take online courses.
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>massive pancakes just sitting on the bed
I have a lab final tomorrow. Haven't studied yet
nn anons have to get up to visit with my dad tomorrow
I went with my Mom and she liked it
Nothing wrong with appreciating quality animation
wtf
why are they there?
Frozen was not quality animation
Goodnight Canada!
Frozen left a lot to be desired but was quite an enjoyable film nonetheless
Moana is a masterpiece by all accounts
Gonna try to sleep /cum/sluts
See you in an hour when I fail, again
>mac
rest well honey
haha yeah
I have no friends but i fucked a prostitute once
What?
Doing bare minimum and still passing with decent grades
Feels good to have not fallen for the stem meme
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>Reporting for shit taste
>Uses a mac
Report yourself fag
I don't use a mac you fucking tool
Frozen was good
>Tfe you getquads and you wish you'd called them but then you realize if you took the time to write it out you'd miss it
No it wasn't
New thread
>tfw always end up fapping to traps when I'm stoned
What does it mean?
I can't fap to them while sober btw
>What does it mean?
You know what it means
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I'm not gay desu
>tfw on an A+ board
Not bad at all buds.
>says he's not gay
>faps to traps
Is he right?
Gonna go to sleep now and have some sweet medication-induced nightmares desu
Goodnight /cum/. See you when I don't have so much shit to do
It's okay user. You can like traps. We won't judge here.
>tfw go to sleep too high to remember any of my dreams anymore
I just get faint memories triggered throughout the day that let me remember details but the bigger picture escapes me
In fact I think I've been having the same dream repeatedly maybe
>as long as the boy is cute, it's not gay
it all makes sense now... right?
I don't know what's going on here but I know it's degenerate
its a little more complex than just that
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>Normies go to bed
>only degenerate shemale lovers remain
Neurons firing.
>cleetus the trailer park butt pirate
you got a sister or something?
I have two
hey how much money do you make monthly?
Everyone is going to bed, eh?
When does real cum hours start?