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no brits allowed edition

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/balt/

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Jog on Bruce, this is my thread.

hi lads it's me

Haha, good one friend.

>look up some girl's profile
>sort her questions by how she's ranked their importance

hmm

migrating from /balt/ for a bit

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Bolt ye prick.
UKSTRONK!

Slut then

This happened to me the other day in Melbourne

Bit melbourne that

why are students so arrogant?

doing a read

I'm not a Brit.

How do I become one?

what is that fucking zika pepe?

You can't

posh twat

Never thought I'd see the day when Brits are a minority in our own thread

Pompus pricks who think books are the most important thing in life and like to look down on the 'pleb' proletariate.

Also, listening to the cure. Forgot how fucking much I loved Goth Pop.

Because you learn more through working than being a student, so students are dumb which leads to ignorant arrogance.

poof

buy chelsea

the OSU attacker said this for the school's newspaper

>tfw deathwing beta is crashing all the time for me now

islam more like jizzlam

8lbs of loose leaf tea straight up the shitter

the rabid anti-intellectualism of aussie culture shining through

going to have a cheeky late night samosa lads

butt chugging a bottle of cough syrup at the moment

It's not fair. I demand you teach me how to speak cockney.

Too expensive mate. If I could afford to outbuy Chelsea from its current owner, the Brit would become me.

You sound like a butthurt arrogant student.

How do we solve the C*nadian problem?

Discord is terrible lads, always filled with people flirting with each other in that gay internet way.

do you think there will come a time where everyone does amphetamines instead of coffee?

going to get a $120 steak tonight lads
enjoy your Tesco frozen dinners for one

This 'us versus them' is why American politics is such a shitpile

>you can't know nuffin unless you never went to uni
>you can't know nuffin unless you went to uni

Rural Australia right now.

imagine being a yank and coming to /brit/ only to post about canadians

of course not you fucking crackhead

>A Somali-American teenager has made history and become the first woman to wear a hijab and burkini in the Miss Minnesota USA pageant.
hmmmmmmm

Spent a while on this digipainting

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Lol fellow Anglos isn't Canada such a disappointment?

>5 hours work at minimum wage
absolute povvo tier lad

Ritalin/Adderall

good post

going for a 306 AUD meal tomorrow, piss off.

If your fellow countrymen don't know not to rape, then I'd say it's a country thing, not a parenthood thing.

I shan't be paying for it

VERY good post

the old dine n dash eh
classic

Waiting for brothers: 45

in low doses and illegal outside of prescription use. there aren't many consequences to having a little more caffeine than usual, amphetamines are much more dangerous at high doses

got a bitta talent there kiddo

eating a succulent chinese meal

band's doing a music vid tonight lads

quick reminder for you newfags, before a fucking leaf canada was one of the most beloved countries on Sup Forums behind only Norway

maybe I can be your chinky tonight?

This to be desu
I wonder how many borderline ADHD kids have some of their symptoms alleviated by the occasional coffee/diet coke

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Everyone loved Corky as well.

seems legit
you were always known for being butthurt, this post shows it nicely

No it wasn't

didn't really mind canada til you started shitting up these threads tbqh

damn

where did you get this picture of me

canada more like can'tada

this

t. Radical centrist

It is the policy and practice of the British government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Britain and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Britain home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: Russian families, Russian children, unaccompanied Russian children, Educated russians, and Skilled russians--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Britain illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Britain home.

what's PNG like? what are you there for?

ALL BY MYSELF
don't wanna be
ALL BY MYSELF

Feel like not going into work but I have weed getting delivered there today

can the autistic north americans fighting for the prized title of second worst anglo country please just piss off to /cum/

*goes to Britain by train*
Pfft, ez

Continued from last time:
Why is the Grand Tour so fucking terrible?
The first episode was unforgivably boring, and the second was le randum american TV XD garbage.

How do we fix this? its very problematic...

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More like nobody gave a shit about Canada. Everyone just had some neutral thought about Canada,

Should have thought about the implications of ditching the ensign and adopting a cuck-flag...a once great nation reduced to a fucking leaf.

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>Jarvis, who has been tipped as a potential future leader for the party, told The Times that branding voters ‘racists’ for voicing concerns on immigration, and failing to accept the results of last June’s referendum on EU membership was a “toxic” combination that would act as “rocket fuel” for UKIP.

>Speaking to The Guardian, Abbott conceded that many leave voters wanted to see immigration rates fall, but rejected calls from Labour colleagues for limits on immigration.

>“It is absolutely fair to say that on doorsteps colleagues are finding people complaining about immigration, but it is simply not the case that immigration has driven down wages, or that immigration has created the insecurity or instability they perceive,” she said.

>You cannot have access to the single market or be part of the single market without freedom of movement. It’s time people started acknowledging that,” she said.

too much money and far too conscious of the American audience

it just occurred to me that this all must be pretty funny to you

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did a draw

I enjoyed the first ep of TGT except for "Le American" stig replacement, and the celebrities dying skit. 90% of it was really entertaining though.

Haven't seen the 2nd ep yet, but you're not the first to say that it's worse than the first one.

pics

plod outside sainsbuys nicked me for sneaking a mars bar

Previously on /brit/
>alri pakiboo
>cara
>doing a poo desu lads
And now...

I went to uni and agree you learn much more relevant stuff after it.

>watching Top Gear or it's spin-offs

into the bin you go.

no lad it's shit tv for wanker dads with empty lives

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eating some cheese

fully expect to shit a brick later

"le american" and the fight with american audience was pretty fucking bad, should have been cut. i just want unscripted travel episodes like they used to do.

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aussies don't get much good tv lad let them have it

a succulent chinese meal?

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if you haven't seen the top gear specials you;re missing out