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Come home white man edition

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think im ready to have a baby with the gf.

talk me out of it

second for mistress cara develigne

*talks you out of it*

are if you both white? if so I SAY GO FOR IT

do yanks really leave the tap on the entire time they're in the bath?

Bantvre

>have a baby
do people still do that

completely false and I'd prefer it if you not make such sweeping assumptions about my life

I have more friends than a lot of normies even

can't believe brits are so effeminate and dirty that they take baths instead of showers just to save money on water

They're called showers here

not white people, no.

the gf

>Be British
>Want to move to Aus
>Gunna cost $7000 (AUD) and take 2+ years
>MFW seeing that advert

*does a little dance*

>laura southern is only 21

bit surprised thought she was like 27

the gf

doin a prognosticate

Did you lads score any sweet deals yesterday?

Best Brit accent?
Worst Brit accent?

me in the womb

*makes a little love*

I bought a nice hardcover of Don Quixote

the gf

have you tried killing the poor?

I bought 80 dollars worth of yarn
not even joking

most of it was real wool, some acrylic though

Ahh yes, the sister's doing a tantrum

I have a modest proposal, that we should cook the poor and feed them back to the poor solving two problems at once.

Nerd

Possibly mega nerd unless the yarn will be used for something badass

Ahh yes, the sister's doing a mandem

not filipino

mum got a nice outdoor set (two chairs, a table, and a two seater) for $500 AUD which is bretty good

fucking freezing my tits off lads christ

yell 'PIPE DOWN' at her

and post reaction

don't want to be stabbed

scarf making, so yes

still at the bus stop lad?

should have brought some piping hot tea

This is the Muslim student who put 11 people in the hospital using a car and a machete. They literally did an article on him where he walks about how Muslims are portrayed violently in the media.

Remember guys no matter how nice the Muslims you know are, never trust them, don't turn your back on them and most of all NEVER listen to the lies they spew.

The Korean gf tells me fuck her when I slowly put my schlong in

is it in Spanish?

#NotAllMuzzies

>white person kills a bunch of people
>he's just mentally disabled

>muslim tries to kill a bunch of people
>it's because he's a muslim

hmmmm...

we just need to be MORE accommodating for Muslims and Muslims only
better start importing sand too

ᴵˢᶫᵃᵐ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵐᵉᶰᵗᵃᶫ ᶦᶫᶫᶰᵉˢˢ

Yes because the race you are born with is totally comparable to a distinct and specific political and religious ideology that consumes every part of it's followers lives and is the religion of over 95% of terrorists in the past 10 years according to UN Data.

If all the white people were following a specific ideology I'd say there's a problem there too.

no
I can't read Spanish

>white skin is an ideology
hmm.... can't say I'm too surprised at that flag there, Jamal

not too sure how I feel about the new Thomas the Tank Engine series
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got like 12 bokkles

will I be alright parking my bike on the pavement for 3 hours?

>MFW Saudi Arabia is a Net Importer of sand from Australia
>MFW Saudi Arabia is a net importer of Camels from Australia

The new one is just full of rasheeds

might get robbed

do it lad it looks nice

it be reet lad

Business idea: invest in the War on Drugs

nonce

bunbun

was on the phone while pooing and now my leg is paralyzed

I can imagine doing this to my dog and it would freak the fuck out. That is one chilled out bunbun

posting fucking machines

chop it off

chop it off

the leg wants you to chop it off

bit windy out
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>>wake up
>>>>still alive and kicking
AHAHA COULDN'T MAKE IT UP

Want to go for a morning snooze after I've woken up but know I'll end up sleeping till 2 or some shit, solution lads?

> do a post
> thread dies for a solid 3 minutes

like clockwork

FOO

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my tits

>the last shall be first and the first shall be last
Ah yes, the UK truly is a Christian nation

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>Clem (((Schultz)))

Shame he wasn't holding the camera tbqh

threads always fuckin dead at 08:00 who in their right mind comes to Sup Forums at 08:00???????????????????????

thailad posts less here innit
tsed to post every morning

We wonder why the younger generation are a bunch of limp wristed pussies incapable of accepting defeat, hearing out other people's opinions or believing anything but grades on a written test are meaningful measures of a human being.

>all those snakes
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She's right you know, Polish Britons deserve recognition, respect and education.

been a bit busy with work

Why do Americans purchase houses in zones where tornadoes are common and will inevitably knock their houses down, perhaps even killing them?

fucking hell, you've got your finger on the pulse there, haven't you mate? that episode only came out like 3 weeks ago
twat

Lots of kids to fatten up for the christmas sex tourism

Just got meself a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lads

I always wondered why they teach us meme languages like french and german instead of something actually useful (arabic, polish) haha

French is useful though

because literally half the US is in a high risk zone

>americans
no one of value was lost haha

I'm all for swapping German for Polish since we should be cutting ties with Germany, but we should keep Spanish so we can communicate with the US

fuck off murderer

Only words you need to understand are "We surrender" and "I accept"

tfw no beard gf
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virus do not click

That's so raven

wow wtf thanks for the WS.Reputation 1 you fucking scammer

Boing

> tfw no high test gf

brought slippers into the office lads. feet feel nice and comfy and warm.

Honestly what kind of excuse is that

gotta be up in 12 minutes

Ever fucking day for so many fucking years browsing Sup Forums around this time and every second thread is a fucking cunny thread. "Hey mister" etc, its mad.

i think it's a bot haha

>the hodgepodge of angles and smells known as the """"""""""""female""""""""""""""""" gender

Apperantly it's a Canadian pedo who gets Indian kids to solve the captchas

europe tried that and look where that got them