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kys edition

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kpop, anime and asian gfs

>why yes I do have """"""""depression"""""""" (self-diagnosed of course)
>it's all over my facebook so everyone knows to treat me nicely

karens

I HAVE FUCKING BROWN HAIR WHYYYYYYYY

whas this

him projecting

reeeee lunch break normies

...

*rattles the bars of my cage menacingly*

>tfw no 17 yo tight bodied, slut gf

the normonaires are at it again

Who is that girl and where can I get one to be a little sister? She looks cheeky.

>not having grey eyes/dark blonde hair combo
it's like you chose to be a runt

...

her body is literally perfect lads I won't lie

she looks about 20 anyway so it's not noncey in the slightest

state of your existence (if it can even be called that)

Alright lads you may remember me as the programmer who was making a hacking website and hacking related scripts for that group of rich kids, they've given me more projects and explained what the big project is, they're offering me 2000 to make a custom piece of ransomware targeting their school, they have an admin account so they plan to distribute it on a massive scale, they also have access to the server where backups are stored (off site) so they want to target that aswell, they said I get 30% of whatever the ransom is but I have no idea what the ransom for an entire high schools systems are any of you lads got any idea what kind of figure I should tell them we should ask for?

Karen makes my willy hard.

show us some txts

>being british
cmon lad you can do better

>Alright lads you may remember me as the programmer who was making a hacking website and hacking related scripts for that group of rich kids, they've given me more projects and explained what the big project is, they're offering me 2000 to make a custom piece of ransomware targeting their school, they have an admin account so they plan to distribute it on a massive scale, they also have access to the server where backups are stored (off site) so they want to target that aswell, they said I get 30% of whatever the ransom is but I have no idea what the ransom for an entire high schools systems are any of you lads got any idea what kind of figure I should tell them we should ask for?

>tfw 16 year old gf who looks about 12 and is a slut
you should see the looks we get when we kiss in public

not reading a word of this utter tripe

Long thick mid-blonde hair here with grey/blue eyes. Feels good.

for the LAST time those are green eyes

are you trying to undercut my 17yo fwb gimmick? I'll fucking glass you mate

>tfw blond
Quite nice desu but i wish my hair was thicker. Blonds tend to have fine hair and it's hard to style, it's unbelievably soft though. Girls love feeling it

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
what did you guys mean by this?

no mate I didn't mean anything by it I just meant we should both be happy to have young slutty gfs

Give me a reason why I shouldn't just top myself

FACT: Horsham is the most powerful town on /brit/

iktf

don't know why they think it feels so good, literally had an entire group of girls gather round feeling my hair once.

>tfw 10 year old gf who looks about 7
you should see the way she looks riding my dick

paki taxi drivers
police and council afraid of being called racist
nothing else to it really

ummmmmmmmmm

hmm alright
*sheathes longsword*

ye, meet at dog n bacon??

Anyone wanna get drunk with me?

pics

this was a good agitator in the manufactured whites vs browns working class dispute

seems to be quite a lot of sly nonces in this thread

not sure I like this desu

>manufactured whites vs browns working class dispute

youtube.com/watch?v=bIS8RhU8JQE

our guy is back with another massive choon

i cant if your willy is big enough to bend round and fit in your bum, go for it

meet me and at the dog & bacon

I'll be wearing a wedding dress I got from oxfam and drinking john smiths

me

in a very strong mood for degeneracy today

not sure why

>needing to brag about shagging some bint

wew

He would be sad.

not illegal mate

you're done
and you are SERIOUSLY done

i'm in a mood for drinking tonight, but i dont want to start right now

when did the narwhal bacon?

Good on ya

What you lads having?

>and you are SERIOUSLY done
oh oops i replied to the wrong post haha

midnight u newfag

hate runts that require emotional support

fucking weak runts need to harden up

is this Sup Forums slang?

>girl texts me after a day
>I text her back
>No reply since 12 hours ago

Ah yes, so called females

cringe when people say they're depressed

like just stop and be happy instead haha

>having sex with someone above the age of consent? utter noncery, sirrah!

autistic virgins actually think this

I'd text you back mate

fact: britis peopl are the most powerful race in the earth

JUDAS WAS PAID

youtube.com/watch?v=Fvn6tpo0-vI

thanks mate

PARDEWWWWWW

are pards

reddit

yeah, it's as bad as constantly bragging about being one of those cunts who dates girls still in highschool because theyre not old enough to know how much of a dropkick you are just yet

When was a time you sacrificed your self-interest for the sake of the bants?

dumb bradleyposters

what does this actually mean? never browsed the 'ditt

It's cause were hot lad

Brexit

lmao you are literally fuming

did I nick your school sweetheart???

is there a difference?

Based Horsham.

Rusper here

>tfw comfy bumpkin

i think it's just something to ask if you want to find out if someone else is a redditor

lacking character lads

It was supposed to be a way of detecting fellow reddittors irl

did a chuckle

Signs you're a runt

>Smoking
>Drinking instant coffee
>Drinking sugary drinks
>Tattoos
>Regularly watching television

2 me

Literally this.

Lost over 10% of my savings effectively (live in aus, all in GBP) but totally worth it for le meme year

>>Smoking
*throws myself into the runt bin*

When I did the following
>drank paint
>drank lighterfluid
>drank canal water
>gave a homeless man 20 to lick my tounge
>let my friend stab my with a sword (only a small stab)
>made sure I got hit by a fairly slow moving car
>ate my mates sick off the floor
when my lads tell me to do something I do it or maybe I'm just a grim cunt with no self respect

m8, that's literally why they date you. you have a car and can buy piss.

and no, you didn't nick my sweetheart. the guys who hung around the group of girls we were friends with were absolute betas.

didn't they lose that game?

will be sacrificing revision time to see the gf today x

Normies? Hmmm no thanks

you are the group dog. nobody respects you and you're kept around to be laughed at

>they think -5°C is cold

>date

I see you're not familiar with my 17yo fwb gimmick

better than having no friends I guess

somewhat

imagine being a chink living in britain and trying to get a gf lmao

I only knew of one situation like that
22yo or something moved from Adelaide to Brisbane to date a 16yo girl in my year and she wasn't even hot
Guy seemed like a loser from his fb profile pic based on his clothes

i'm assuming you will start dating seeing as you won't fuck up about it. in either case, guys who hang out with highschool girls are massive losers.

Is he /brit/ approved, I should hope so

finally found something that triggers aussies