A fucking ramp edition
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cara
french press isn't exactly an aeropress
coffee is shit
close enough
only one i have is my housemates 250ml one
The bloody Tories want to kill the NHS and give the money to the bankers for bonuses
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>>>/asean/
tato wedges are overrated and shit
Don't worry, they'll be able to list all the ways it's actually our fault and not theirs who are the cunts running the country.
great, now even lightning mcqueen is giving me shit for having no friends
>13:40
>hmm I'll lie down for 20 minutes
>2:00
>hmm ahh yes 10 more minutes
>2:10
>another 20 minutes wont kill me
>2:30
>hmm
>3:00
>hmm
>3:20
>right i better get up, just 10 more minutes
>3:30
>another 10 minutes will be the last
>4:20
>finally get up
ahh yes
short list lad cant legislate for the majority mongs who voted leave
>tfw the Conservatives are the radical centrist party
this is my mornings when i need to study for an exam
What is the point of this story?
Me and the lads
no they're not
420 BLAZE IT
that's not the liberal democrats
yes they are
lib dems are the radical centrist party
giz a link to the album for this
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new labour
gone away is the bluebird
>tfw your country is led by the ultimate radical centrist
played like a fiddle
Justin Trudeau has unironically done nothing wrong.
Ho ho ho, So you bankers think you get away with stealing all the bonuses?
need a radical centrist pm in business
came up with an utterly GENIUS business idea
>take out as many loans as possible, getting tens of thousands of bennies
>dig all the money in plastic bags in a field somewhere
>declare bankruptcy and live off bennies for a year or two
>go back in positive credit and have tons of free money to spend
if they ever ask for receipts or something i'll sya they were burned in a fire
in all honesty he hasn't
certainly not my favourite PM we've had, but certainly not the worst
not really sure if theres more
>radical centrist
>gender assigned cabinet
>100 million people by 2100
>loves castro
>canada is the first post national state
>canada has no mainstream culture
HMMMMM, really makes you ponder
Fell for a change-raising scam at work again lads. Got a master's degree and I still can't work a bloody retail job properly. Think I might just buy a plot of land away from other people and keep myself to myself from now on desu.
don't you love your dad too?
can't see anything wrong with any of these points
feeling very comfy lads :)
>german flag
ah yes, very well.
>gender assigned cabinet
by definition that is radical centrism
>100 million people by 2100
nothing wrong with this
>loves castro
he just loves his dad
>canada is the first post national state
nothing wrong with that
>canada has no mainstream culture
this is correct
LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG
>tfw too intelligent for uni
hmm yes severe anxiety for 4 hours, very good
trudeau = clegg
mulcair = jezza corbyn
ambrose = may
haven't got a nige
yet
BRUH
who dis enlightened niqqa?
Business idea: emigrate to Canada
clegg's a smart man but he's the biggest cuck in existence
he married a spanish woman and all his children have spanish names
J U S T
*Gets compelled by the power of Christ*
hello I'm alfonso clegg
excellent business idea
shannot be reading this
It's always nice before 19:00
gf is coming over tonight to 'watch a film'
fascism will never be established in an Anglo nation
What 'film'?
what film?
thanks m888
>Believing the way to true gender equality is just retaining sexism but swinging it in the opposite direction
>Modi leading the reader's poll for Time's Person of the Year
ah yes, because when I think of the person who influenced and affected most of the news headlines and had the greatest impact on 2016, I think of the Prime Minister of India
Me and the gf just had cheeky text banter. She says shes now grinning like a fool in the library
Have a pleasant ache in my chest from it
Alri lads what do you think of my new top??
Don't ignore me, you rancid swine
eraserhead
then I'm gonna put my willy inside her
Stop posting pics from my fb
alri
The faces of hate
>Eraserhead
Ah yes. That's quite a chickflick
hmm will surely put her in the mood lad good choice
Stop posting pictures of my bf
would you shag this deformed munchkin in the middle
Top kek, what a numpty.
Your browsing history from today is being saved.
At least we beat the fascists
Autism wanker loves to post the same fucking pictures and posts every thread
Just bought this house lads, heating will cost a bomb but it's worth it
Might invite Smithy round and play a few cheeky rounds of FIFA in in the old man cave. That's if the ball and chain will let me haha
do you ever get off Sup Forums?
did people from 1000 years ago masturbate?
>so who is this man "Reece Sanders", why are you stalking him and his girlfriend?
>so who are these three girls you're also stalking, Sara, Aisha, Rosie
>why are you bullying a poor schizophrenic man called Tim?
>there's lots of trains being posted in these threads, are you into trains too?
Yeah, they would eat their own cum too.
Naw
Too busy trying to die
is it from today???
thought it was still a few weeks left of freedom
not even being funny in that I actually think I could realistically heem anyone ITT
yes until they invented cornflakes
just stopping by this thread to say that any americans who use british slang on Sup Forums are pathetic cucks who need to gas themselves
Just nabbed this cosy pile for only £50 a week
Bit of a drive to get to my car salesman job in Huddersfield but at least it's a 100% white neighbourhood
He is in the alt right!?
Autism wanker loves to spend all his fucking time being autistic on Sup Forums
>Oi you been spying on my gf m8?
>I think we should step outside
What do?
will they give me a job tending canals if they i really like canals?
think i might be all for this so called nanny state if thats the case
Deanos seem so unreal, as if they aren't actually people but a fake Chinese brand of the perfectly well adjusted human
*teaches reece about existentialism to confuse him, and slips away while he ponders*
*step outside*
*quickly step back in while reece stands confused as to whether i completed the contractually obliged stepping outside or not*
Want to move to Edinburgh lads, such a comfy city.
Autism wanker spends all day on Sup Forums and complains about other posters
bit sad
Any fife cunts in da house?????
>Oi I think you forgot your concealer m8
*Points at the floor*
*Reece looks stricken*
*Uppercut to the bollocks*
*puts on top 40 list on spotify*
*turns on game console and starts up whatever fifa has the biggest number on the front*
*cracks a tinnie*
ahhh, yes
good thing the missus is out tonight haha x
gf is going back to the US tomorrow
chesnoid
would like to add in some other points.
>got into office with high investment grading and a 18 billion dollar surplus from previous conservative admin
>spent it all immediately with an additional projected 108 billion dollar deficit.
>huge forest fire in alberta that is burning homes, goes to a mountain top resort in the very same province.
>practically bribed the CBC with a 45 million dollar raise in funding.
Please kill us.
anyone have that meme making fun of british "carriers"?
Just made the move out of London
Had enough from the sale of my cardboard box to buy this cosy little home
It's got great transport links to Scunthorpe and me Sharon said the garage would be perfect for setting up her boutique manicure business in