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special relationship edition

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cara

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23 and cannot drive. Can you lads drive? Do you have a car?

The US tax code is retarded though, 90% of taxpayers have to get an accountant or get software to do it for them.

If you think the US tax code is an example to follow, you're a moron.

doing a make of an arrangement

cant drive
20

yes
yes

Learn user. Even if you rarely use it, having the car to nip to the shops instead of using public transport is a godsend

>inb4 hurr durr i'm in London

If so, don't ask silly questions

you lads know anything about the national audit office

no
u

>Can you lads drive?
yeah
>Do you have a car?
yeah

INCREMENTAL
INFILL
DENSIFICATION

yes no

Janny at the range

>"We demand that you cease to use animal products in the production of currency that we have to use," the petition reads.

>On Twitter annoyed vegetarians and vegans have said it's "not cool" and "disgusting" and asking whether their rights have been considered.

Brits...

>FB_IMG
kys

hmm, i was born in 95, am i a 90s kid?

honesly i hope not because 90s kids are the most fedora-tier generation

23 and have my driving test next Friday

maybe
i dont know

Our bank notes are literally made of pork, people only just noticed

Nigel is clearly the bottom bitch in that relationship

I honk what I hate most about single mums is their sense of "I'm such a warrior and a fighter my life is a daily struggle but I get through" when their life circumstance is a result of them being a slut fucking some Chad in a nightclub that never returned her phonecall and having to rely on their chubby best mate Stacey to hold their hand in the birthing room

>Janny sees a thread posted early

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So what are you gonna do to make those people happy?

democracy and a nation where fear of reprisal for opinion is very low. you should be glad when retarded people are allowed to have a voice without penalty, listening to them is stupid but allowing them to speak is the very height of modernity.

>yanks

>when their life circumstance is a result of them being a slut fucking some Chad in a nightclub that never returned her phonecall

nice projection

ah yes, special relationship
in my day we called it pederasty

would it be weird if i stashed away a pair of my gf's panties before she leaves tomorrow?

Why do you still live here?

It's past your bedtime kid

is it necessary to honk at them?

Nothing apparently. They had 9 years to raise these concerns BEFORE the notes were circulated

Only if she notices them missing

so getting older quite simply is this:
basically, you start to empathize more

you even start to understand what inanimate objects might feel if they could feel. like you understand what a cup of water is feeling when it is getting boiled.

the imam will be hearing about this

Snoopers Charter

Thoughts?

Love it Ms. May, pls don't kill me

to be fair its mostly stupid when they were young, though i am not denying there are plenty of generally stupid ones. people grow up at different speeds and lets face it teenagers are stupid, their brains havent even finished growing, its to be expected that people make mistakes its just some have different ramifications.

Haven't saved enough money to go to Freedomland yet

Good lad

Are the new 5ers fun to try to cut up and light on fire and shit?

bulking now

Very big fan of the charter and of Theresa May and her government. I'm very happy to be British

might go for my fourth wank in as many hours

As many hours as what?

Because it's still better than anywhere else

Americans are citizens

The British are subjects

>UK comprehension

everyone

can burgers ever recover?

>basically, you start to empathize more
yep until your breakdown some time between 28 and 50 where your empathy kicks in like a thousand new monkeys in your head screaming at you. after that its hard not to empathise with everything but you are just more sanguine about it.

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which of you is this?

>being an ameriboo
fucking state of you lad

nothing to hide nothing to fear

You can live with me :3

>I was young and naive user, you have to forgive me for the 3 children I have by different fathers it's all in my past

Its literally not though

Making these things must take ages

I hope to meet Mrs. May dressed in leather ready to interrogate me after forcing me to take a viagra pill so she can slap my dick for long hours

both really, we are citizens up until the monarch dissolves parliament, at that point without a commons we are temporary subjects until a new one is appointed.

That kind of sex is banned now though

HDI is not an argument

Americucks BTFO

you can trivialise anywhere just the same

if someone isn't happy living here they have the option to fuck right off

because as bad as it may be its still home

wew. glad i'm not there yet

i want to shoot some stuff
sweet

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business idea?

i have a black and white MAGA hat and i wear it in public. i wore it on the day Trump won.

Thoughts?

>Klopp: "Leeds are one of the great teams of England - big history, big support. I know because James Milner always tells me, again & again."

I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke?

>And Lord West of Spithead, the former head of the Royal Navy, said parliament should be placed on a ship and sailed around the country.

This is the sort of lunatic in charge of our nukes?

piss poor idea

ah yes what the UK needs is another Milton Keynes full of oxbridge twats

Shooting yourself would be a good start

haha

most british normies would have no idea what it is

>MAYNE STWEEM MEDIAH

fucking hell lads look at the state of this twat

it literally is though

love these posts

more

>euthanasing her 3 bastard children just to be with me
I'm honoured

>is X who we want in charge of nuclear codes?

How is this a valid argument and why is it used to often lately?

>Lord West told the Lords the government could put parliament on “a purpose built ship” which could “visit various parts of England when it was needed”

theyre not wrong that london skews the economy but i couldn't give less of a shite where the capital is

keep it as london, it's a tourist/immigrant trap

damnit you're not australian so I can't post the australian hellhole pictures

As a black person, I don’t feel comfortable in a lot of psychedelic spaces if no one’s talking about the racism inherent to the war on drugs. In the psychedelic community, people will talk about the unfairness of the drug war and how it violates people's autonomy, but they refuse to name racism - ignoring the biggest elephant in the room.

By failing to make the implicit explicit, the psychedelic movement excludes people of color, especially black people, from having their voices heard. The War on Drugs is inherently anti-black. You can’t have a drug war without racism.

No it isn't

forewarned is forearmed lad.

>purpose built ship

*gets shot*

unironically contemplating suicide right now lads
convince me why I shouldn't put a gun between my teeth and pull the trigger

>hmm, i was born in 95
>90s kids are the most fedora-tier generation
For one thing they certainly are fucking stupid.

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wahey

Got you covered m8

needs to be one made for us tbf. maybe getting shot at a public event

banter

shit gets better, it really does.

high tier