>you will never be Brazilian
You will never be Brazilian
Tyler Sullivan
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David Ortiz
good
Hunter Moore
...
Joseph Barnes
>you will never have sandy beaches, sultry brown women with bundas, and weird fruity alcholic beverages with little umbrellas
Dominic Anderson
:(
Brayden Rodriguez
>be huemonkey
>play soccer
>die in plane crash
Noah Diaz
>*youtube.com
Aaron Brown
...
Brayden Martin
...
Michael Richardson
Ever thought of going to Brazil on vacation?
Nathan Powell
There's a difference between dressing like Batman and actually being Batman.
Zachary Gray
I'm ghostly pale. The sunshine would kill me.
Kevin Gray
There isn't. Batman doesn't actually exist.
Jason Mitchell
I like to entertain the idea but i don't actually want to die 2bh
Hudson Rogers
Does that mean Brazil doesn't exist? It's just been a lie all this time?
Cameron Green
>you will always be brazilian
Jace Edwards
>tfw my entire class is going to Brazil in a few days
>i can't go because i dropped out of this school year due to panic attacks
end my life.-
Thomas Russell
>that shitpost thread
Isaac Garcia
That's not funny
Noah Rogers
You are welcome to gtfo, my fellow monkeylander. And remember to never come back.
:DDDD
Caleb Cook
...
Evan Taylor
how many % of br women don't have bunda?
Dominic Turner
Can't think of many chicks w/o bunda.
Meaning the qts and such. Even ugly chicks have bundas though. Some are bangable, some are not.
Aiden Rivera
You should thank God for that.
Isaiah Diaz
thank god
Austin Peterson
Batman was supposed to be a symbol. Anyone could be him
Samuel Perez
Does that mean it's possible to become Brazilian?
Hunter Russell
Miscigenation my friend. All you need is the will to have fun, and if you're not mixed: Get a tan. HU3 en route.
Jaxon Anderson
What if you can't tan? I just turn red like a lobster. I belong indoors under artificial light.
Jack Price
We only allow white people to become Brazilian these days.
Elijah Gonzalez
this could have been you
the future brazilian olympic swimmer
Hunter Thomas
It's okay, I'm the same, but still Brazilian.
Grayson Gomez
are you underage?
Eli Johnson
Fuck you
David Taylor
>videogame has Brazilian character
>male
>black
>female
>latina
Aaron Cox
Fucking Overwatch and Street Fighter.
Joseph Wood
Please don't rub it in.
Parker Bailey
Kek
Xavier Moore
>sven
oh boy...
Gavin Cruz
The lone Brazilian in a class full of white kids.
Do you want this to be you?
Josiah Garcia
Is anything about Lúcio even Brazilian, except his summer skin?
Gabriel Perez
Only go to Brazil if you are a sex tourist as the Brazilian girls are massive whores who worship white men - no other reason to go there.
Jaxson Richardson
Blizzard said he's Brazilian but I've never seen him speaking Portuguese in-game.
>no other reason to go there
There's plenty of nature to see.
Kevin Campbell
Thankfully
Liam James
the confused chilean strikes again
you should have gone to make fun of the brazilians for not being white like you
Joseph Hernandez
I thought the Portuguese voices for Overwatch were decent, except for Windowmaker who sounds like she has a clothespin on her nose.
Jose Mitchell
Fuck. I didn't know they dubbed OW in Portuguese. Mind's been blown.
How does Mercy sounds?
Dylan Gomez
>mfw
Jaxon Torres
One issue with Mercy though is both friendly and enemy Mercy say "Heróis nunca morrem" which is confusing. They need to give enemy Mercy her German line.
Zachary Williams
>speaking slowly like a google translator robot
>Rio accent
Triggered
Bentley Murphy
What do you think of Lucio's?
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Jayden Garcia
god, what is going on there. dick straight thru her ears? or is it someone's arm
Jace Gonzalez
9/10
He seems a lot more natural than Mercy and they put in some effort to add slangs. I like it.
Adam Brooks
Its Brazil user
She is farting into a toilet role through her ears.
The other girl his hoping to catch vapors on the other side
Kayden Garcia
>Rio accent
>triggered
I'm sorry mate, no portuguese accent will ever be as relevant as ours. It must be very bad being ignored by everyone.
Joshua Wood
It's the same, he will be butthurt because Lucio is supposed to be from Rio de Janeiro.
Brayden Collins
That's actually a lone Swede in class of Argies.
Isaac Miller
Thank God for that
Dominic Rivera
I have a hand full of days before i leave for RIO(yes going to rio i got a really cheap flight)
Also not white and i have tons of stuff i want to do i might make a thread asking people to give me ideas if i run through my list but that's unlikely.
also learning Portuguese only know like 300 words atm so i'm hoping to sky rocket in proficiency
Colton Lopez
it actually sounds way more human than marcy
Brody Lopez
Yes, in the sense that Brazil is far worse than you imagine
Ryder Wood
>i always be monke