Holy shit I'm an aussie tourist and I went to the market to buy some food and I noticed these citizens...

Holy shit I'm an aussie tourist and I went to the market to buy some food and I noticed these citizens. I arrived 3 days ago...

>I arrived 3 days ago...
Obvious fake, we dont need that much information.

What do they even do with those tiny baskets? Or do they eat the food right there in the aisle?

>Stitch
>Publix
You in Orlando m8?

Damn, she thick as hell.

they hide their ankles in there

hicks

>scooters
>in the fresh produce aisle

Obviously real, you can see the guy's look of disdain for missing the turn to the snacks aisle

>Cart in mart

>tfw live in comfy small Midwest town
>Everybody is /fit/ because they're farmers
>Hamplanets are literally nonexistent
Feels good desu.

more like shart on cart in mart

In almost all developed societies rural people are fatter than their urban counterparts.

People like these make me embarrassed to be American.

It took you three days? Did you arrive by boat? You didn't see all the Americans riding around the airport?

Do these people even have a job? Does the government pay them to stay fat?

I've literally never seen any of those carts outside of dollar stores and grocery stores. I don't imagine people who use those would ever have any reason to go anywhere near an airport.

they are on a diet

They probably are on benefits, and yes more or less the government pays to keep them fat because they have access to an infinite supply of food produced by corporations that are affiliated with the government, with no downsides at all meaning they can eat and do nothing 24/7 and slowly kill themselves while some rich assholes get richer.

probably collect disability. Hence the carts!

I always thought this is some sort of a meme, i refused to believe that this kind of people really exist. Ive never seen such a thing in my life before and i'd be keep staring at them in a pic related way until they pass by. I mean what are their end game, what do they do for living, how do they carry their grocey bags? So many q's in my mind. I hate fat people.

SHART

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These aren't your average fat people.
These are ADVANCED fat people.

IN

why are those people even in the produce section when their diet is clearly mcdonalds and pepsi

Their end game is to basically be paid (basically minimum wage, but still) by the government to be fat and useless.

to laugh at the vegetables

its not a meme, there's always at least one of these fuckers riding around the store when you go grocery shopping


they also have a tendency to be very rude and impatient, they scoff and scowl at everything

fake aussie, but still funny

I don't blame them, it's not like they have much time left.

There's probably about a 50% chance of seeing at least one of those people any time you enter a Wal Mart. They get their grocery bags out to their cars by riding the scooters out into the parking lot accompanied by an employee who brings it back in. I have no idea how they get their groceries from the car to the inside of the house when they return home.

t. former grocery store employee who has had to help people literally too fat to shop

>saw some fat fucks
>sounds so profoundly shocked
>probably faps to traps and watches mexican beheadings

Not being edgy but I wonder if we could fix some of our overpopulation problems by just... you know, getting rid of the scooters and/or not having employees escort them back to their vehicles? It would surely save a lot of resources.

fat "people" should be sent to concentration camps

Is that Ja/ck/?

You'd probably have to get rid of or scale back the Americans with Disabilities Act first, which would only fuck over the honest people with real disabilities.

>probably faps to traps and watches mexican beheadings
That's some nice projecting, senpai

>I have no idea how they get their groceries from the car to the inside of the house when they return home.

they carry them in. by walking. very few of them NEED a scooter.

But if they didn't have their carts then they wouldn't be able to go shopping and would starve.

Unless they all just had all of their food delivered to them through Sam's Club I guess. Shit.

>Sugar Tax
>End Corn Subsidies

There you go fixed it for ya pham, no charge.

did you see any walkers?

He's only been there 3 days lad, give him a chance.

>puerto rico
>rare

>being this new

That's not how capitalism works. Government problems are not business problems.

It disgusts us, too.

Those carts are for old people and injured/handicapped people who can't walk, not fat fucks who refuse to walk.

nah, that's what i see being discussed. for example some of your brazilian anons love to post bestgore links here to show us how fucked up brazil is.

Need some sharting in the marting pics soon, mate!

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Fat people sometimes flavor their butter with vegetables.
I'm glad I don't live in a fat fuck state anymore.
I'm glad I don't shop at Walmart anymore.

>this whole thread

>wants to fix overpopulation
>cares about fatties starving

And that's the problem with Capitalism.

I think there's a misunderstanding somewhere. Read through the conversation again.

Starvation of carters is the goal.

diarrhea in IKEA

was that from a fucking horse?

What the fuck is this shit who would do this

More please

?????

lolwut

who brought their fucking elephant shopping

An explanation is needed

>be American
>go to shart-mart
>shart

haha

Can confirm these games people actually exist. They usually travel in pods and rarely venture outside the snacks isle.

America is a continent. You mean embarassedto be a United Statian.

As others have said, if you got to a shit-tier supermarket you will probably see 1 or 2 of these creatures, among other horrors. Pretty fucking disgusting both physically and what they represent; freeloading fat fucks.

This is why I go shop in in an adjacent town full of chinks.

You better believe it, my insectoid friend.
I captured an image of one of these specimens venturing into countries unbeknownst to them to shartmark new landmarks. Dog bless.

The purpose of me saying 3 days was to show I've barely been here and I've seen the cream of the crop mart sharters

They're crawling all over the place mate. Smell worse than boongs . I was gonna take a picture but there were a lot of people around me

They spent a fuck load of time in the produce section, mate only things they produce are good old fashioned sharts

>poopini in zucchini
> crap package near cabbage

R A R E

>american variants
anyone know where i can find more like this pls? Google didn't help

that's clearly from an animal

Outlander! Why walk when you can ride?

>those dolls on the handle/basket

CUTE!!!

Yeah, an American.

fat is a disability

wut you thought the memes were untrue?

looks like a screenshot from Super Fatty Cart 564

HOW CAN PEOPLE IN THE MOST CAPITALISTIC COUNTRY IN THE WORD BECOME TOO FAT TO WORK AND STAY FAT?!

Ware we lied to by neoliberals duting the economic transformation? Is socialism the way?

Where's the shart :D:D:D:D

The USA is one big fat meme, user.

>be american
>be too fat to shop
>get on its cart
>head to the mart
>sharts in the mart

Impressive, really.

>Super Fatty Cart
This really needs to be a thing

>Dashing through the isles
>In a 1hp open cart
>Over the lino we go
>Sharting all the way

Can we be rude with them ?

If I go to a walmart and see one of those things for real I think I couldn't stay calm. Would I be fined ? Expelled out of US territory ?

Like other Americans have said ITT, those people are often very rude and messy. They ride around and don't give a fuck about you or anyone else that is not a fat fuck like them. Also they are so many of them (high are the chances that you see of them if you enter a grocercy store) that I suggest you never travel to the US.

If you're that much of a faggot they'd tell you to leave the store. Ham beasts typically keep to themselves. Being foreign they'd probably actively avoid you. The worst you'd get are nervous "I don't understand what they're saying" farts.

Mario Shart

I have seen many fat people around where I live, but only a small hand full of ones in motor scooters. I think that is because I don't shop at Walmart, Wegman's isles are too narrow for omega fatties.

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