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Need to visit Oxford edition

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Is this the average size of brish "men" 's legs?

doin a post

squishing my tubes into paste

fucking goblin

Imagine that blokes ballbag just behind those jeans and some undies
Just hanging there, waiting to be sucked, WANTING to be sucked
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>getting cold
>have a warm cuppa

hmmmmm

>communists

lol

Remember Theresa May? She's the woman on the left now, feel old yet?

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how does this image make you feel?

hmmmmm....

nonce

Turning into one of those bitter r9k virgins

those legs are normal, i think you're just fat tb.h

AH yes look at this small core central region. isn't it lovely. the entire town/city must also look like this I assume!

fuck off leaf and stop trying to copy maisielad

>portland
not even once.

Just bought this, going to have big parties in it.

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Top middle looks like he could heem everyone in this thread at once desu

>maisie will never sit on my erect cock

bad feel

I like how the guy in the middle is clearly someone with mental issues who's been grouped with the sjws

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What was the moment that made you realise you've gone too far?

>Last month was still a fatass in denial
>regular user of a forum a game I play
>saw thread about sexual preferences, lots of women discussing bear mode
>deluded, believed myself bear mode (380lbs 6'2)
>started posting pictures of my hands, chest arms etc
>people made fun of me calling me fat
>went into full denial mode, and started reporting anyone who insulted me
>got really desperate and creepy
>started posting pictures of myself in my kitchen sneaking through a picnic basket (like yogi bear)
>obviously the basket was full of candy and I ate it after the pictures
>posted them
>people mocked me
>several posts calling me just fat etc
>then last week a cute girl from the forum defends me
>probably just out of pity
>got excited
>stalked her profile and managed to find her address and contact details, real name etc
>sitting in my room on last Wednesday
>was going to cut off some of my skin and post it to her with the message 'bear skin rug ;)' and my username
>as the scissors penetrated my flesh had a fucking revelation about what I was doing
>stayed up all night throwing my junk food

Lost 4lbs this first week. I hope I can make it

if anything i'm copying ulster, foy

so oxford is towards the upper echelon of the british class system? where do the middle class people go? or the poor class?

Shan't then and shan't now
Fuck off

bums

VELA

they all have mental issues

shall not

he looks like Ricky Gervais desu

not
a
word

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPTTTTFFFFF

will not

Is this pasta or OC?

>where do the middle class people go?

York, Warwick, Edinburgh, places like that

>the poor class?

on benefits or some shitty min wage job

ah yes the ol' reddit flags
FUCK OFF LEAF

I'd like Maisie if she weren't so trash.

Oxbridge is their Ivy League, I'd assume they have some sort of State School equivalent, but IDK of any particular examples.

fond of you lads, x

>tfw to litterate too not read long posts

Mong

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

>tfw very weak chin
worst feel

>you will never made sweet slow love to maisie while she moans softly in your ear

I should probably just try to kill myself again

Those legs are tiny, a real man has thighs at least half a metre in diameter and 40cm calves

fond of you too xoxo

>Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)18:48:26 No.68050652 ▶
work ut

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>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic painter and decorator

They're just twigs, wtf.

Us Norwegians have huge legs from carrying giant logs to fire up our igloos and massive arms from fighting off polar bears.

How can THAT be normal? It looks like they'd break if he fell from a meter up. What a time we live in. Jesus christ.

boobd

>ywn have a perfect chin like this butch man
bad feel.

that $1.50 is mine, MINE!!

absolutely minging

yeah im not normie mate
*chats up every single person in every hostel I visit along my trip*
not a normie at all. why are you getting angry mate

how can i start hanging out with the bildeberg people

taking the runt out for a walk lads

Worst gimmick of the year: shan't

>tfw I'm still less masculine than cara even with copious amounts of facial and body hair

Icelandic painters are pretty ripped lad
Most of them are over 6 feet though

jokes on u i got pocketaces

>$

FOY

backstage couple drinks i'm loose

just wait til the impending people's revolution and the inevitable day of the rope

if you have to ask...

>the image Australian's DON'T want you to see

why is cara dressed like reviewbrah?

>most
you must be the exceptional then

>he doesn't bubble with the lads

foy

NEED a Yank gf

Shan"t be searching for girls in their 20s any longer

babestation lasses have fantasies involving gangbangs with rugby players

why is she so adorable, lads?

>why yes i think i'll post an image of a man pissing is his own mouth haha that will get the lads roaring for sure

Doing a cosplay with the gf at comic con next year
I'm going as Spike Spiegal, she's going as Hinata from Naruto

CANNOT wait to fuck her in her Hinata cosplay desu

She'll be your trial judge when the Food Services Administration finds that you've been making racist comments on the internet.

is icelad here? whats the main property website in iceland

damn she fine as fuk

Is he ok?

why not let her peg you?

>does cosplay
>has a gf
what's your secret? how do you do it?

>girl posts photo on instagram of her smiling while eating chocolate cake at an expensive restaurant on the anniversary of her father's death
neurons

That's a man

Day of the Rake soon

arvalooord.ice.cold

Find an autistic gf
Believe me, they do exist and some are cute

Not into bum stuff desu
Shoved a pencil up there once and it really hurt

Why does every balding "man" with a neck beard make a terrible cockeyed expression in every picture?

*Exception

And that's not me you are replying to

doubt her dad would want her depressed years later 2bh, life does go on and i'm sure he'd be happy to see his qt lil angel eating some cake

good, you need some exercise

OFFICIAL LIST OF FEDORA-TIER NATIONALITIES:

>Icelandic
>Canadian
>Irish
>Australian

That is all

the lads and I having a laugh

>currently watching a live stream of a god worshipping schizophrenic genius that coded his own religious operating system.
>he keeps saying racist stuff.

making me think

>autistic gf
sounds fucking awful

I'm in one hell of a situation right now lads. It's like a movie plot. I wish I could share more info but some if it is highly illegal. I may or may not give a synopsis when the dust settles, but don't hold your breath.

Right that's it I've just filtered the British flag

yeah i guess it just strikes me as odd to do so in such a consumerist way

is terry our guy?

Top tier post 2bh

trips confirm