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Walshy edition

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tune

ice girls

3 threads up ,surely janny wont be pleased.

choon
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You beat my thread you cunt :> (

When did the janny stop getting buttmad about new threads at 300 posts?

ah yes
hockey
very good

He got a pay rise and a gf after losing some weight so he is in a much better place in his life.

War on terror is going well lads

Todays so called macros

Shant be reading a singe word , as i shall be having a snooze, night lads.

Thanks Yanks

>chips for breakfast

what

>I was hit with a massive wave of depression and anxiety and self-hatred, where the feelings were so painful that I would slam my head against a tree to try to knock myself out.


Haha what a loon

Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured, as it was, by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives
Innocent of the litany of excessive violence that was growing in the world below
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough

this is mainly due to the syrian conflict init

Really forces you to ponder

I just do it all as one meal because then it remembers all your recent foods in one category, this is for all of today

Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town
They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them
They only saw shadows you see, without the truth to the eyes
The happy folk were blind

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Thyanks

Wonder what happened in 2011

breivik if you're not being ironic

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Breivik

most of those are IRA attacks

this
we need to get deport all of these religious extremists before they kill more people. we need to look after our own first

white people

In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain
And it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable sincerity and beauty
By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things
And soon they began to mine the mountain
It's rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world

>tfw the US has only ever had one terrorist attack claim more than 180 lives

Which proves the Irish are much worse than Muslims desu

shant

where is this woman from
youtube.com/watch?v=FQOQzySOA38

if too runt to open video, she says "ite" for out and "aynce" for ounce. northern ireland maybe?

Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly
Their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?

no one is claiming otherwise

The last terror attack here was some anarchist spastic who suicide bombed a police database in the 80s

no one aside from him died and the database still works lolz

And as the strange folk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain
Holes began to appear
Bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful
For they knew that soon the monkey would stir from it's deep sleep

Just wanked to this

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Hope May should have the SAS assassinate me

what's happening

I thought mittens hated trump

Here's one with a better breakdown

Then there came a sound, distant first, that grew into castrophany so immense
That it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called monkey had spoken
There was only fire, and then

Nothing

read the art of the deal. trump keeps former enemies close

thought some french guy bombed a greenpeace ship registered in NZ or something

The Civil War was a 4 year long terrorist rampage by the North that resulted in the deaths of over 1 million civilians

Yeah Northern Irish. The distinctive characteristic is the "ow" sound becoming something more like an "oi"

very good

lmao have you actually read that plebs book

his cult of personality is comedy

redpill me on 1993

IRA and Basques literally what I thought before even seeing the breakdown

Oh yeah the rainbow warrior

Idk if that counts as terrorism though

>French "intelligence" services

The sinking of the Rainbow Warrior, codenamed Opération Satanique, was a bombing operation by the "action" branch of the French foreign intelligence services, the Direction générale de la sécurité extérieure (DGSE), carried out on 10 July 1985. During the operation, two operatives sank the flagship of the Greenpeace fleet, the Rainbow Warrior in the port of Auckland, New Zealand on its way to a protest against a planned French nuclear test in Moruroa. Fernando Pereira, a photographer, drowned on the sinking ship.

France initially denied responsibility, but two French agents were captured by New Zealand Police and charged with arson, conspiracy to commit arson, willful damage, and murder. As the truth came out, the scandal resulted in the resignation of the French Defence Minister Charles Hernu.

The two agents pleaded guilty to manslaughter and were sentenced to ten years in prison. They spent just over two years confined to the French island of Hao before being freed by the French government.

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man we live in such a pussified era

i have 2 copies, one normal and one signed that i paid $50 for

Greenpeace are cucks

>IRA
funded by Gaddafi
>Lockerbie which is the worst attack on then
Personally ordered by Gaddafi

Glad hes dead

Thank you yanks

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fuck off you fenian bastard

were they rogue agents or did the order come down from some high post?

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You're welcome

dont care

Doesn't even make sense as a reply why would a fenian think the ira was a bad thing

>i have 2 copies, one normal and one signed that i paid $50 for

ever heard of mao's little red book?

your post is literally "IRA dindu nuffin it was all Gaddafi!"

Have consistently eaten under 500 calories daily with very few exceptions for the last few months

Good fun desu, I like watching my body resculpt itself

Dick Tingeler

They were ordered to, the ship was going to disrupt a French nuclear test in the Pacific

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might take a benzo and try go to sleep

omg you two should date xx

But it isn't though you absolute fucking spasticated twat

It's the same as disliking Saudi Arabia for funding the 9/11 attacks, it doesn't mean you don't dislike the attackers themselves too

Fucking weapon

kys cuck

should i do a jizz?

Healthy young man goes to /brit/, gets pumped with massive shot of maisie images, feels good and changes - BALL BASHING. Many such cases!

do a jazz

>paying $50 for a book with a printed approximation of daddy's scribble on it
>calling anyone else a cuck

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choon

What's the best torrent site at the moment lads? Currently using extratorrent but I'm not overly fond.

have that planned for later when i go munch a couple durries on my veranda

post of the highest quality

rutracker

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(You)torrent

excellent post

he's a hundred times the man my father ever was

should i do a snizz

more like runtracker haha

That's a torrent client lad. I mean sites to find torrents.

reckon I'll reward myself with a slizz when I get to 500 words

hahaha good one mate *socks you in the mouth*

tpb

Been going a bit mental lately lads

life is pain suicide is freedom

whats a slizz?

What would you do if you had a shipment of drugs going to someone's house and that person died before it arrived

Got something you need to tell us lad?

ask the landlord to give you your post