What happens here?

What happens here?

ur mum

Let's find out!

Life is created

heaven rebirth meaning of life holy grail etc

PENIS

PENIS GOES INTO VAGINA!!!

Get that godless witchcraft out of my sight.

wtf I've been doing it wrong this whole time?

For most of my life I thought women peed from their vagina. I had no idea until years later that they pee from their urethra.

That can't be right..

Same thing. But some women do literally piss from their vaginas; look up "urethral fistula."

Female anatomy is so disgusting.
Glad i'm Gay.

wait what

The vagina, the urethra and the clitoris are all 3 separate things.

>tfw not gay
>tfw always disgusted by female anatomy after I fap

True life, I was badly shaken the first time I accidentally happened across porn at age 9 and saw a vag for what it was

but then hormones crept in and took over with time

at the end of the day you are still sticking your dick in a smelly poop hole

wait what

I'm lost

No idea, been meaning to visit.

you guise are gay

>bang like 6 girls in 2015
>catch oneitis at the beginning of 2016 hard and stay stuck on her back and forth without any hookups
>in her bed last weekend and making out while I'm on top but pussy out on taking her shorts off

what's gotten into me brehs

someone slap me, I need to seal the deal and rid myself of the curse

pro tip if you rub her upper wall with dick it hits urethra and she squirts piss.

is this law or just a bitch you had who hadn't gone to the restroom for a few hours

WHAT LIKE THIS??????

Enough glory to make you understand why life is worth living

It helps if she hasn't pissed in a while but the upper wall lays parellel with urethra and hitting urethra makes them Squirt

can we have a daily /vagina/ general here

How do I tell if her hymen has been torn by some other fuckface?

>tfw virgin
>tfw no idea what to do other than vaguely stick it in

Wait is the vagina hole really that close to the butthole?

yes

this can make for awkward situations in the dark

also apparently the wall separating the butthole and vag canal is very thin, I never tried it but my friend said he could feel his dick clearly sticking a finger into the butt while fucking

It looks ugly

Squirting isn't piss you idiot.

Yes it is cunt

Fun fact: it's meant that way so the newborn can get some of the mother's digestive bacteria into it's own digestive system

>he fell for the squirting meme
usually aussie posters are quite smart

If you're heading towards the clit, start at the vagina, head up to the urethra and keep going straight, you'll hit the clitoris in a jiffy. Reach the pubic hair and you've gone too far.

yes it is. you got pissed on, deal with it.

do not approach the urethra, unless you want her to get super uncomfortable and possibly "squirt"

...

yeah it is. my gf complains sometimes that it feels like i'm in her ass when we go doggy unless she lays flat on her stomache.

This makes me want to vomit

>catfish
>carp
ameripoors eat such trash

>not catching bass by yourself

do they have bass in aus? walleye? maybe salmon? I don't know fishing culture in other countries; please post delicious fish you eat in your countries here.

pike is best fish. bit boney tho

shit, I could never figure out why my ex didn't like doggy and said it "hurt" (or felt weird or whatever)

she was a really self conscious girl so I bet she didn't like the ass sensation

That's actually a massage technique. The separation between the vaginal and anal canals is called the rectovaginal septum.

It's full of nerves, so if you stick one finger in each canal and rub them toward each other, many women find that intensely pleasurable.

Just make sure to use lube for the ass-finger so that she doesn't start yelping in pain when it goes in.